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WTF is this? I don’t watch Pillow Talk because I despise Tim and all the rest. Now he’s sitting there backstage with Kenny like Statler & Waldorf? I’m out. I’m not watching this scripted aggression they’re doing onstage.

Bagel bites were one of the approved latchkey kid snacks I was allowed to make for myself before my mom got home. I can’t imagine serving them to adults in 2022.

The cake would be really pretty without the part written by a first grader. The hearts look like two attached kidneys.

Haaaa! Brother John called Jibri “Spahkles.”

Who is this goblin officiating the ceremony? Did he just get back from the Bada Bing?

I was hoping Dinyell would come walking through in her wedding dress.

What fears of disappointing them, Emily? You do whatever you want with no responsibility nor concerns for your parents.

Dad, please size up on your Dr. Huxtable sweaters.

I haaaaate him!

In the 80s, my mom had a vase filled with whatever is Miona’s bouquet. I think my cat destroyed it.

Is that Kramer on FaceTime?

Lyndon B. Johnson. I think I see LBJ in Jibri’s boob tatt!

Please don’t zoom in on Bitchal lotioning up his ashy feet!

When they grifted their way into the vacation house last year, I remember Jill posting that it was the Rods “turn” to cook that night. She posted a photo of the hunk grilling a bunch of hot dogs or something.

Kim goes back and forth between telling the kids “we’re still friends!” then telling Lydia she can’t stand to be in the same house as Barry. That whole group conversation in the living room was pointless. The kids had valid questions and all Kim could say is “we don’t know yet.” So why haul them in there and embarrass them like that? Kim seemed like she was saying all the things she thought she should say from watching an episode of Family Ties or something.

Another boring episode, but I’m now more interested in Olivia’s family. There’s an old video of Olivia’s family where her mother does seem to be sort of detached. But I just attributed that to being nervous on camera. I know that Olivia’s parents are also educated. Her mother was a teacher, her father is a DBA for a software firm. They lived a somewhat normal life and then up and moved the whole family to a farm. I can imagine how disruptive that was to the older children. The most alarming thing to me was Olivia revealing that Kim used to call and email her every day after they met. She was 16! What does a grown woman with a million kids possibly have to talk about with a 16 year old girl she is not related to? Did anyone else find this creepy?

I agree with you. He is shameless. But I also think David was a bum before he met Jill. I think that’s what attracted him to this cult. A philosophy that rewards mediocrity and blames anyone who doesn’t subscribe to it. After all, Jill was born into it this and a child when he began “courting” her. David was an adult who chose this lifestyle and forced his children into it.

If I remember correctly, Kim bragged that Hosanna turned down a college scholarship. Prepare yourself if you want to take a trip down the rabbit hole of white American Christian fundamentalism: Hosanna is “best friends” with Nurie Rodrigues. Nurie is the daughter of David and Jill Rodrigues. The Rodrigueses are batshit crazy grifters with even more kids than the Plaths except the Rodrigues kids all look extremely gaunt and unhealthy and are dressed in second thousand hand clothing. Nurie is now married to Nathan Keller. Nathan is the younger brother of Anna Duggar who of course is married to Josh “Sex Pest” Duggar. The Plaths and the Rodrigueses are friendly towards each other. Jill has posted pictures of the Plaths at her home. Nurie and Hosanna were in each other’s weddings and Aunt Lydia keeps in touch with them as well. The tea that Ethan spilled was that prior to his marriage, Jill tried to get him to court her daughter, Nurie. With the Plath’s pending divorce and Kim’s newfound love of jeggings, I highly doubt the families are on such friendly terms anymore.

Why isn’t this over? Put us out of our misery!

They dressed Kelly Clarkson like ye olde bar wench in this Wayfair commercial.

Who is the hottie next to Boobies McEyebrow? Is she paying him by the hour?

Ew! Please don’t lift the veil…oh no, he did it! The lashes are way too much. Bini is dressed like Triumph the Insult Comic (free Triumph!). I know why Areola’s face bothers me so much. She looks like the Littles. They were a family of rodent people who lived in the walls on a Saturday morning cartoon, I haaated the Littles. Areola looks just like Lucy Little.

Mens does not control her.

No! Don’t summon her.

Hey, how come Jibri doesn’t have to blur out the Apple logo on the MacBook, but the 600 pounders do? What gives, TLC?