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The Gilead scenes are more interesting to me than the Canadian ones. Canada is all about watching Moira, Luke, and Rita be Marthas for June. And how is Mark walking around Gilead in the dark of night completely unmolested?

It’s good to see Kim’s mullet again.

Is she talking to her man, Santa Claus? It sounds like she’s laughing.

Caesar’s broke ass. He should double date with David.

I can see it. I had a crush on young A-Rod. Then he started wearing frosted tips and looking like a himbo and the crush was over.

She looks insane!

I finally found you guys. I had no one to hate watch this with.

Oh thank heavens, it’s over. I’ve fallen asleep twice!

The irony of Liz saying that girl looks like she has no neck. Them’s fighting words to an Egg.

How is it only 9:45?!

Tameka! She was his stylist. And that was after he broke up with Chili who was also many years Usher’s senior. Maybe Kim should try to be the new Mrs. Raymond.

Fertilizer?! I can’t think of an unsexier term for sex. Maybe that’s Usman’s way of turning Kim off so he won’t have to put out. Can’t fool her with that perpetual Ramadan that Big Mo’ pulled with Dinyell.

She better not be taking him breakfast in bed!

She really needs her head examined. She told Bery that she and Ed hated each other, but it’s all good now. How do you date someone you hate? You’re not even married yet. If I hate someone, I’m definitely not going to be in a relationship with them.

I’ll even settle for, “Excuse me while I powder my nose.”

At least Kim looks better than last year, Sojaboy T-shirt notwithstanding. Her hair is not pulled back in that wet half up half down mop and she threw some lipstick on. Baby steps, yo.

Well that’s in Ukraine, wench. Gwen is a New Orleans nana and she says kick rocks.

I always forget that these two whiny poseurs are on here.

This Botox commercial is disturbing. They’re pushing 30-year-olds to get Botox? It’s okay that the skin on your forehead moves, kids.

He’s definitely the man Grangela deserves.

I can hear the phlegm in this rotten toothed sow’s throat when she cackles. She straight up looks like a cracked out James Madison. I hate her.

Isn’t that the same outfit Kim wore last year at the airport? Oh wait, no she wore a Sojaboy shirt. The horizontal stripe v-neck was her date night outfit.

It’s giving CNET Magazine’s Hottest Azure DevOps Analysts of 1990 energy.

Who sang the really high “goodBYE!” part? Please say it was Tim.

That was Naya’s own sister that was brought in on the scam. Diabolical. I hated how Naya tried to take credit for Manti’s good game performance. That lame “advice” they’re claiming to have given could’ve come out of the mouth of any basic orange slices, booster club, Pop Warner mom in America. I see how Naya was able to successfully scam Manti. Naya and Manti had very similar backgrounds. Both from small Polynesian communities, both Mormon, both played football, both came from football playing families. And Manti was the ever dutiful son. His father said the only words that came out of his mouth were “yes mom” and “yes dad.” Naya knew all of this and knew exactly how to exploit it to their advantage.