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She should freeze her eggs and get a divorce.

I take it back. I’d rather hear about Jenny reverse cowgirling Sumit into spastic diarrhea than seeing Bilal on my tv.

Production is pushing the hanger-on to persuade the hag to stay.

WTF Sumit? This story just got progressively worse and vomit inducing.

Fabien on The Tonight Show last night. So cute.

Eight times! Who has the energy to break up with someone so much?

Sumit is trying to make Jenny break a hip. Take your Air Howie Longs off while you’re indoors, Jenny.

Didn’t they already do the fake mysterious Moldovan past history plot with Andreii before? This is pathetic.

Dr. Fertility doesn’t want to hear all this shit.

I. Hate. Him.

She acts as if they posted it somewhere else on the Internet and she just happened upon it. It’s her account! She’s the one with the login credentials. Even though her husband’s name is on the account (also stupid), he does not post anything from it. I know her followers are not very bright, but they can’t be so stupid as to not question why anyone would log into a living person’s social media account to post a tribute to that person.

I don’t care anything about Yara and Toofus. I’m just watching this until House of the Dragon comes on. Hopefully I can stay awake long enough. Fabien Frankel is such a dreamboat. I would consider being the BabyGirl Visa to his Sojaboy.

My job is the pits too. We can at least be happy that we’re better than the losers on this show.

Oh dear heavens, they’re still talking about this stupid party? Libby’s mom’s birthday party is the new Catalina Wine Mixer.

They had the gender reveal at Phillip’s “graduation.” As a birthday gift to the Hunk, Jill gave him the honor of revealing the gender of Nurie’s fetus. She handed him a piñata that was shaped like a taco. Hunk karate chopped the piñata and a bunch of loose blue candy fell out onto the church’s floor. He then started dumping more of the candy on the floor. Jill told the kids they could eat the candy. Yes, this really happened.

David’s pinky finger looks unwell. Like an errant piece of chicken sausage attempting to flee its casing.I don’t understand the logistics behind taking pictures like this. How does one balance the phone? I always need to use both hands to take photos. And how do you explain the rationale behind it to the other person. “Here, put your dirty hands down and put your pinky on my pinky.” “For what?” “So I can take a picture of it and put it on Facebook!” This must be why I never take many photos. I have way too many questions.

Look out Nigeria. Boss Hog is out to get them Duke boys once and for all. What happened to the Canadian Gigolo storyline?

Sumit is truly the dog who caught the car. I’m sure he didn’t think his catfishing would lead to one of his marks actually showing up on his doorstep.

That lady’s like “hey, where’s my money you hundred year oldie?”

Charlie seems like the type to take car selfies with Oakleys on and posts a bunch of anti-vax memes.

Ew! Imagine this being your man. Liz is pathetic.

LOL. Moms is ghosting him.

I’m trying out for the part of one of Bini’s sisters. Free drinks for everyone…especially Areola.

I can’t believe this is her storyline. Charlie hasn’t even been on and they’ve devoted three episodes to him.

I never want to hear the word “coitus” on this show ever again.