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Didn’t Gwen caution Yara not to go back to Ukraine and Yara scoffed that “it’s not as bad as [she’s] making it seem?”

When I was in middle school, the boys gym uniform shirts were reversible so they could play competitively. When they would play basketball we would always peek in the gym because we knew at least half of them would be taking off their shirts to reverse them. Looking at Usman’s little pre-pubescent chest and arms took me back to that moment.

Oh god. What if they’re still mic’d up when they start doing it. Everyone cover your ears!

Gross. I’m starting to think this isn’t the real Santa 🤔.

He looks like such a wide-bottom doofus. I’d love to watch this limo full of awkward maladjusted johns, but my dog just showed me his belly and I have priorities.

Mike looks like Mike “The Situation.”

Was Tanya sitting spread eagle in the car with A-Rod Targaryen?

And then he’ll go, “I mean I’m vegan, but I’m not like those vegans. Seriously, you can eat meat in front of me.” Two days later, “You should really consider switching to a plant-based diet.”

WTF kind of bar was she hanging in where that hag was the sexiest thing there? The Star Wars bar?

Santa Baby!

This stupid bastard. “You probably can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m dark.” Caesar is such a pathetic lump of lard. I hope he gets scammed.

This dusty old hag ordering these kids to “git sumthin healthy” from this greasy buffet. While she’s eating a salad drenched in creamy dressing.

I swear I almost bought that top from Family Dollar at my fattest point during the shutdown. It was a two-piece set.

Usman’s milkshake brings all the wives to the yard.

I’m so bored. Somebody call Jenny and Sumit and see what they’re up to.

Poor Father Andrei. A shitty Johnny Rocket’s burger on his first visit. Drive-thru ice cream at night in cold weather on his second visit.

I watched that one. The crazy thing was that the suicide part didn’t work -she lived! Classic Jenny move.

Gah! Jenny says “fuss-trating.” One of my most hated malapropisms!

So she smokes and drinks sodas after getting weight loss surgery. Her body must run on fumes at this point.

She looks like Rick Flair’s corpse.

Eww! Trashy Mee Maw’s toothpick legs. These precocious Lil Abner urchins trying to do their best Honey Boo Boo imitations for camera time. The sad looking dogs. I can’t.

Andrei’s father is coming? He’s way too good for this show. Please keep him away from Libby’s fug fam.

She doesn’t mention that in between the fair rides and yummy fair food, the children were forced to hand out religious tracts to strangers and manage the nut job Jesus booth. The Hunk and his ugly shirt were harassing strangers too. Even a lady with a service dog.

The little girl in the dark floral dress, second from right is seven years old.

Jill has referred to both Samuel and Hannah as her “dark” children. If I recall correctly, Hannah was the dark baby that she prayed for.