LuvizBlind August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, BK1978 said: many off-topic posts ... in this thread have at times been way more interesting or less barf-inducing than what's been happening on the feeds! 3 Link to comment
ByaNose August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 I will say OTEV is always fun. I’m always amazed how people just jump the tree trunk like they’ve been hurdlers all their lives. I would have to go under it every time. There is no way I could clear that trunk and survive. LOL!!!! I wanted to see the Kat knocking Cliff over for the final spot but apparently it was fake news. Otherwise, it was a pretty good OTEV. Although, the bird crapping every round was a bit much. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Now that Nicole has been identified as the Angel of Death for BB21, I was going to ask who she's been spending most of her time on today: Kat or Cliff. But then I see that Nicole has been in the DR for awhile and this is the second long DR session of the day. So I guess someone from the DR is being evicted tomorrow? 4 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 DOOT DOOT BREAKING NEWS DOOT DOOT BREAKING NEWS WE HAVE GAMEPLAY. I REPEAT, WE HAVE GAMEPLAY. Sounds like the DR worked on Nicole a bit and she's currently spilling everything about the new Six that has promised her and Cliff safety to Jessica - who was not included in the new Six. And they're discussing whether to flip the vote and keep Kat instead. It sounds like it's going to rest on whether Jess and Nicole can get past their lack of trust with Jackson. 6 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Question: what happens first? Nicole leaves the Six and throws in with Jess, Holly, and Jackson to keep Kat? Or Jessica spills to Christie in order to take Nicole's place in the new Six? Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Aaand Jess is dumping the news about the new Six on Holly. Holly: "Tommy, Christie, Sis, Nick... Nicole and Cliff?" Jessica: "Yeah." Holly: "Yeeeah." Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Jess: "Something next week is going to form. Something is going to form. And I'm not gonna be a part of it. You're not going to be a part of it. He [Jackson] is not going to be a part of it." Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Not verbatim Christie: "I dunno, I'm a little worried about Nicole. We haven't checked in with her in the past twenty minutes." Analyse: 🐔 Nick: "Nah, she's cool, bro." Christie: "Are we sure?" Nick: "Nah, I'm sure, bro." Analyse: 🐔 10 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Christie, Analyse, Tommy, and Nick have converged on Nicole and her bedside Bible study so we're probably fucked for the flip now. adkjadljsdkjaskldj; 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) It's hard to tell because the chicken was squealing like it was about to be sent to the stew pot but I think Jack's dick is nicknamed Pepé? Tommy: "How are you, love? Are you okay?" Jess: "No, I'm not. But I'll be fine." BECAUSE I'M GONNA TRY FLIPPING THE VOTE ON YOUR PUNK ASS. Jessica, as she leaves the room: "I dunno if it's true or not but I heard it. I HEARD IT." Tommy: "What?" Holly: "What was that?" Jackson: "No, really, what the fuck was that?" LOL Edited August 15, 2019 by Callaphera 3 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) Analyse: "What did you hear?" Jessica: "Yeah I heard it. In the RV." Analyse: "What did you hear? I'm asking what you heard." Jessica: "I heard it." LMAO Jess is spilling to the fucking chicken about the new Six. Thank God for Jess. (Ew, who would've thought I'd ever say that?) Edited August 15, 2019 by Callaphera 3 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) Jessica to Analyse: "But, like, I'm not gonna start World War 5?" ...what happened to 3 and 4? Did I sleep through them? Edited August 15, 2019 by Callaphera 12 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) An actualfax verbatim sample of the 40 minute (and counting) Jess/Analyse conversation: Jessica: "It's-" Analyse: "Like, that's literally *pause* Literally amazing. Like, I literally-" Jessica: "I don't-" Analyse: "Like, literally-" Jessica: "I don't think that is because it's - it's - it's really fucking - it's - it's legit." Please send help. Edited August 15, 2019 by Callaphera 20 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Welp Analyse spilled to Jess about the Cliff deal. Jess still claiming that she heard stuff in passing but no one told her. I... think Jess is trying to flip Analyse? And drive the bus over Nick and Cliff? And Analyse is trying to redirect the bus towards Holly? I dunno. After almost an hour of this conversation I don't think I remember how to spell my own first name and it's only five letters long. Analyse: "I literally don't know if I'm being fucked." Poor Pepé. 12 Link to comment
Ellee August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, Callaphera said: After almost an hour of this conversation I don't think I remember how to spell my own first name and it's only five letters long. J-U-L-Y-EE 😁 12 Link to comment
mertensia August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Callaphera said: Jessica to Analyse: "But, like, I'm not gonna start World War 5?" ...what happened to 3 and 4? Did I sleep through them? Counting is hard. 8 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 THEY'RE. STILL. TALKING. Upon hearing that someone said Analyse was mocking Cliff: Analyse: "I would NEVER EVER laugh at someone running! We were laughing at him running because he looked so cute at the way he was running to go get it. I am not a mean girl! And I have never been pictured as a mean girl and I will not be pictured as a mean girl." [starts crying] "Because that is not me. I would never ever ever laugh or make fun of anyone or talk bad about anyone." [sniffles] "I am not a mean girl. I've never been a mean girl my whole life. I don't need to." [cries] So it really really upsets me and hurts me that I am - someone who would be saying that about me and saying that I'm a mean girl because little kids-" [cries] " - watch this, like, Avery and Sabrina [???] watch this and everyone - then - that conversation will be seen that I'm a mean girl." [cries] "And that I'm laughing at someone who is a little older than me and running? Really? I would never! I think it is the cutest thing in the world. Has Cliff made me mad before? Yes, he's made me mad. But I still have never once been mean about it or been mean to him." [cries] "Because I'm not a mean girl and I would never want someone to degrade my character to make me out to be a mean girl." Jessica: "Yeah, I know." Analyse: "I don't ever talk shit about people ever." Guy, I'm dying laughing over here. Analyse never says anything bad about anyone! She never talks about wanting to chop off people's ball or rip their faces off or anything like that! She's just an innocent chicken that doesn't wear pink on Wednesdays! 15 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Ellee said: J-U-L-Y-EE 😁 Actual picture of my Starbucks cup: Clearly Analyse worked at the Starbucks at the mall three years ago. This was the result of the girl not being able to hear me over the crowd and I finally just said "Y'know, like Julie but with an A." 18 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Jessica says the Holly and Jackson actually want Kat out and are using...reverse psychology, campaigning for Kat because they know that will make everyone want to vote her out? ...Does she actually believe that? Or is this a genius so-stupid-it-just-might-work lie she came up with to campaign for Kat? 3 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 90 MINUTES AND COUNTING. I don't even know what's happening anymore. Literally. I have no idea where Jess is sitting right now, I have no idea what Analyse is thinking, I lost the plot 60 minutes ago. 1 minute ago, mooses said: Jessica says the Holly and Jackson actually want Kat out and are using...reverse psychology, campaigning for Kat because they know that will make everyone want to vote her out? ...Does she actually believe that? Or is this a genius so-stupid-it-just-might-work lie she came up with to campaign for Kat? I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW. THEY'VE BACKTRACKED AND LOOPED AND CHANGED STORIES SO MANY TIMES. Oh and there's Jackson and Holly enjoying their 1:30 am watermelon in the fucking bathroom. I need a hug. 4 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Jessica: "But it is what it is." I DON'T KNOW WHAT "IT" IS ANYMORE. 4 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 BB finally called Analyse to the DR and now Jess is going to talk to Christie. FML. I was gonna go to bed. 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Ha! Christie: "It's two in the morning, and I think Jackson and Holly are waiting to go to sleep." And DR takes this break in conversation to try to finish the Analyse flip. Like, if you think about it for a second, it makes no sense. Cliff made a deal with Analyse, while Kat says things like, "I am targeting Jackson, but, you know, things change by the day, and I'll hear everyone out, so who knows..." Jess is mad that she was left out of the Cliff deal. Of course she's trying to flip the vote, Analyse, you dunce. 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Does Nicole even realize she set off the Jessica bomb? The poor girl is giggling and happy and going to sleep like nothing's happened. The fact that all these people are pulling out their hair about having to vote out Kat is a huge reason HGs should want her to leave. Nick is losing his mind over it. Tommy keeps flip-flopping. Nicole can hardly stand it. Christie has a crush on her! 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Nicole just told Kat that she's leaning towards keeping Cliff. Boo! 1 minute ago, mooses said: Does Nicole even realize she set off the Jessica bomb? The poor girl is giggling and happy and going to sleep like nothing's happened. Nope! The new Six have been keeping her so isolated, she had no idea what she started. 1 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Just now, Callaphera said: Nope! The new Six have been keeping her so isolated, she had no idea what she started. I think at some point she was upstairs with the Six talking about getting rid of Kat minus Cliff/Analyse while the Meeting of the Minds happened, which is why they all missed Jessica spiral. So, like, she blew up the Six to Jess, then flipped back, and didn't even check in with Jess before telling Kat she's voting her out. And her reason for even keeping Kat was pretty lame. The gist was: Cliff's proven himself, and she wants to give Kat a chance to prove herself. What is going on! 2 Link to comment
Ellee August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, mertensia said: Counting is hard. 32 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Actual picture of my Starbucks cup: Clearly Analyse worked at the Starbucks at the mall three years ago. This was the result of the girl not being able to hear me over the crowd and I finally just said "Y'know, like Julie but with an A." Sppeling is even harder! Thanks to all that post and do the feeds. More importantly thanks for making me giggle and laugh. Edited August 15, 2019 by Ellee 5 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Motormouth Christie: "Does no one understand what an 'alliance' is?" I need Jess out of the DR so she can push this whole Jackson/Nick/Cliff working together angle again. Or I need Analyse to actually make good on her threat to "go off" on Holly about making Analyse out to be a mean girl. BOAT ROOM ROUND TWO, ANALYSE AND CHRISTIE VERSUS HOLLY. Kat, Jackson, and Nicole are listening outside. 1 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Kat tells Nicole she heard about a six-person alliance. So...finally getting hints that Jessica spilled really quickly. Poor Nicole keeps trying to confide in someone she actually likes and keeps getting burned. And out of all that, Analyse got that Holly called her a mean girl - not that Jessica's stomping around about the six-person deal somebody told her about. Ha! Her face when Holly walks in to her and Christie talking: I'm also kind of tired of the Outsiders acting like their game is screwed. It's like Tommy freaking out that Cliff's deal means two people might not be in his alliance. Everything can change with one win, just like the week Jessica won. None of you are Tylers, so, sorry, you're not protected from every angle up to the finale. Analyse confronting Holly about Jessica's information: "I didn't say anything except call you a bitch, and I told you I called you a bitch!" 1 2 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 OMG Jackson's "WTF?!" face when Analyse brings up that she was accused of flirting with Jackson. Analyse: "Which is a... fucking false." LMAO 4 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Christie: "Do you want me to go? Because I feel like this has nothing to do with me..." [continues to sit there] 9 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Kat is on the other side of the feeds, telling Jess that she's going to blow up Cliff's Angels (ugh) tomorrow as a last ditch effort. Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Analyse: "I'm so confused. I'm literally so confused." That's just her natural state of being. 9 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 JESS JUST WALKED INTO THE BOAT ROOM LIKE A BOSS. Christie: "Is everyone out there? Let's just sit in the living room then." 2 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Just now, Callaphera said: Kat is on the other side of the feeds, telling Jess that she's going to blow up Cliff's Angels (ugh) tomorrow as a last ditch effort. Nicole...kind of messed up. I love Kat, but she was so much better keeping Cliff and keeping her mouth shut. She was flying under the radar and now everyone's saying her name every other second. And Jessica is so blind to how close Kat/Holly (and Jackson) are. She really believes her and Kat are each others' ride or dies so she's blowing everything and everyone up. I kind of wonder if all these constant Kat tears are because she's kind of guilty about it. 1 minute ago, Callaphera said: JESS JUST WALKED INTO THE BOAT ROOM LIKE A BOSS. Christie: "Is everyone out there? Let's just sit in the living room then." Christie is so done with this. It's late and she wants to sleep! 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Kat: "Why did you make a deal with Jessica in it? Cliff: "Because I'm on the block." Kat: "... I'm seriously disappointed in you ... This is just a game. Stand up for what you believe in, that I thought you believed in it ... I believed in it ... It just really hurts." I give a lot of leeway with emotional manipulation and acting the victim since it's part of the game, but I really don't get the play here. Getting information about Cliff's actual plan to use in her campaign? Because if she's actually mad and going into Cliff hard like this, it's ridiculous considering we know her actual game. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) Reminder that all Jess had to do was flip Nicole's vote and they could have kept Kat. Now Christie/Analyse/Jess are in the HN room, spinning lies to each other what I HEARD IT and Cliff's deal that he made tonight and Holly sucks. Holly/Nicole/Impartial Observer Tommy are hashing out whether Nicole said this or Holly said that. Kat is crying to Cliff in the kitchen about how he made a deal for himself and Nicole is safe but he totally ignored Jess therefore he trashed their plan. And Jackson is probably tucking into watermelon #6 of the night while Nick goes, "Bro, fucking bro." (Oh, no, now he's calling out Kat and he's calling her out back. I dunno. But I bet Jackson is eating that watermelon.) Everyone not in the new Six: "There's a new Six with Nick, Tommy, Christie, Sis, Nicole, and Cliff." Everyone in the new Six: "NO THERE ISN'T. LIES. LIES AND MISTRUTHS. HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH MY CHARACTER LIKE THIS." Also surprise! Christie is crying! Edited August 15, 2019 by Callaphera 5 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE BECAUSE JESSICA SAID "I HEARD IT" No one even knows what she actually heard! But she heard IT! 7 Link to comment
Ellee August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, mooses said: THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE BECAUSE JESSICA SAID "I HEARD IT" No one even knows what she actually heard! But she heard IT! Like ... like ... like ....it was ... like... important though right? 1 3 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 For the record and the latecomers, what Jess heard was Nicole telling her to her face that there was a new Six, that Cliff had a safety deal, and Nicole felt icky about it because it didn't include Jess. But Jess is playing it off that she just happening to wander past the RV and heard the new Six talking and put two and two together on her own. But she heard it. Kat's blowing up Cliff's Angels (ugh) to Nick. Not that it matters at this point but this is high-larious. 1 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) The craziest thing that I wonder if Nicole will realize: now conversations she's had with both Jessica and Kat have come back to bite her. And now Nick, who I actually think had her back for now, knows that there's a rumor about the new Super Six floating around - Kat didn't tell him that Nicole spilled it, (but I think Jessica told Christie that Nicole did?). And now Kat exposed Cliff's Angels to Nick. She has the worst allies. Like, if she keeps Kat over Cliff, she's just clueless. Edited August 15, 2019 by mooses 1 Link to comment
urusai August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Dealing with Christie in real life must be so exhausting. 9 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 It's all about Christie in the HN room. IT'S CHRISTIE'S WORLD AND I'M LIVING IN IT. 1 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 I kind of love that Cliff is so calm during this, including Kat trying to guilt him for trying to stay (again, especially since we know she's totally gaslighting him due to her Holly allegiance). I was never a fan, but he's too old to get pulled into these spirals and it's a hilarious contrast to the last few hours of feeds. 5 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 A six person safety deal is different from an alliance, according to Nick. The way Kat can tell it's officially an alliance: it's asked about in the DR. If she wasn't asked about it, it clearly wasn't real. Sorry Jack's #8343864 version of Stage 5. 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 Just now, Callaphera said: A six person safety deal is different from an alliance, according to Nick. This is basically why Tommy's been terrified all week since the "non-alliance deal" was proposed to him. He was totally right it had huge potential to blow up in their face, but I bet he didn't expect it to happen this early. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, mooses said: This is basically why Tommy's been terrified all week since the "non-alliance deal" was proposed to him. He was totally right it had huge potential to blow up in their face, but I bet he didn't expect it to happen this early. Yeah Tommy doesn't want to make the alliance "official" until his HoH is over. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, TOMMY. 3 3 Link to comment
Callaphera August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 *cries and props my eyelids up with toothpicks* Holly going into the HN room. Jackson lurking outside to listen. HERE WE GO AGAIN. 1 Link to comment
mooses August 15, 2019 Share August 15, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Yeah Tommy doesn't want to make the alliance "official" until his HoH is over. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, TOMMY. To be fair, I think he didn't want it in the first place, but Nick thinks he's God's Gift to Huge Alliances (he was bragging about creating Gr8ful to Kat yesterday!). He kind of went rogue and proposed the alliance to Cliff saying "everyone was in" after Christie/Analyse said they wanted a safety deal for next week if they voted to keep him. After Cliff went back to Tommy with it, Tommy couldn't really say no without looking sketchy - but he's repeatedly said he specifically didn't want a six-person deal because he promised not to have an alliance, he didn't want it used as leverage against him, and more importantly he wanted to target Cliff before then (hee!). Edited August 15, 2019 by mooses 2 Link to comment
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