Peanut6711 June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 If we were all gathered at the Brady Pub watching the show, what reoccurring phrases or instances (things specific to Salem and the Salemites but not necessarily the real world) could be grounds for a drink? Add to the list as you think of things or watch the show and feel free to post if you think a particular episode would have us all drunk by the end of the hour. I'll start off the list with two items/examples: Take a drink every time Theresa tells Brady they just need "to take the edge off." (It happened in yesterday's show but I've noticed she says that a lot) Take a drink every time someone has a private conversation rather loudly in public. 4 Link to comment
mstaken June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 (edited) Fun game! Take a drink every time Jennifer looks like she's about to crumble under the weight of her own relentless, infectious misery. (So, like, every single time she comes on screen) Take a drink every time you find yourself thinking that Daniel's hair looks like as if it hasn't been washed since Carter was president. Take a drink every time some random character props Dannifer for no discernible reason other than that the writers can't ever give more than 5% of the show's characters their OWN storylines. Take a drink every time any character says something to the effect of: "I want to trust you, BUT...." Take a drink every time Marlena dispenses psychiatric advice that should have her stripped of her license and sued for malpractice. Edited June 17, 2014 by mstaken 5 Link to comment
LeftPhalange June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink every time Abby opens her mouth. 5 Link to comment
Peanut6711 June 17, 2014 Author Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink every time Abby opens her mouth. Sadly with the amount of air time KM has been given this year we should all have alcohol poisoning by now. 3 Link to comment
janeyjay June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink every time someone carries around something that should be a secret: murder weapon/important letter/incriminating photographs/etc. Double up if he/she perpetually looks at said object in public. Chug if he/she talks to themselves about said object and the repercussions if it/they were discovered. 8 Link to comment
sunnyheart June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Ha! What an awesome game! Too bad Chloe's gone - with her ominous "I know what I must do now...." and faraway stare. We'd all be shitfaced halfway through the show! But for present day Salem folks...take a drink every time Nicole gets an extreme closeup while making her "poor me!" expression. 4 Link to comment
LeftPhalange June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink every time Nicole asks God for a sign or blames him for her terrible decisions. 5 Link to comment
boes June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink every time John arches his head back, narrows his eyes and lets one loose. Oh, and hold your nose immediately. Take a drink every time it looks like Eric might be remembering he has that icky thing he thought he gave up called a penis. Take a drink every time Hope uses her cop voice. 3 Link to comment
ShadowSixx June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Take a drink everytime you see Jenn's neck strain. 4 Link to comment
sunnyheart June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 Take a drink every time Sami wears a dress that is two sizes too small for her. Link to comment
Peanut6711 June 23, 2014 Author Share June 23, 2014 Take a drink every time Eve insults the invisible cousin Joan. Link to comment
slayer2 July 21, 2014 Share July 21, 2014 (edited) Take a drink every time EJ tries to, threatens to, or actually strangles/kills someone. Take a drink every time Nicole or EJ end up grovelling for someone to come back to them/ forgive them/ give them another chance. Take a drink every time a Horton looks on sanctimoniously. Take a drink every time Abigail has fantasies/flashbacks about EJ. Take a drink every time Sami has fantasies/flashbacks of killing or trying to kill EJ (I'm sure this is coming). Take a drink every time Sami proves she's a shitty mother. Take a drink every time you wish Kate Dimera had your back. Take a drink every time a Devereaux tries to act sexy and fails miserably. Take a drink every time someone props Dan. (Okay scratch that last one, I want to live) Finally, take a drink every time Marlena puts John ahead of a family member. Aaaand we're all in hospital, hope you didn't need that liver. Edited July 22, 2014 by slayer2 2 Link to comment
Peanut6711 July 22, 2014 Author Share July 22, 2014 Take a drink every time a Horton looks on sanctimoniously. We'll all be drunker than Brady Black for sure! 2 Link to comment
slayer2 July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Yup! We can use the reserve liquor in the DiMera basement. Rafe had to have something to get him through imprisonment. Oh and speaking of, take a drink every time EJ calls someone sweetheart or darling condescendingly... 1 Link to comment
Peanut6711 July 22, 2014 Author Share July 22, 2014 Oh and speaking of, take a drink every time EJ calls someone sweetheart or darling condescendingly... Or tells Abigail the sex was just lovely. Has she figured out yet that isn't exactly a compliment? 1 Link to comment
janeyjay July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Fill that shot glass and chug every time EJ calls someone by their full birth name. "Samantha. "William." "Abigail." "Abraham." 2 Link to comment
boes July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Or tells Abigail the sex was just lovely. Has she figured out yet that isn't exactly a compliment? Abigail is about as clueless as anyone can get. Telling someone that the sex was lovely is about as insulting as saying someone you want to set up with a friend is a good dancer. That girl's bun is too tight - and I mean the one on her head. 1 Link to comment
mariah23 July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Take a drink when the Hortons blame EJ and excuse Abigail from any wrong-doing. 2 Link to comment
boes July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Have a slug every time Adrienne says something stupid - thank God she's recurring. Take a drink every time Will looks like he just drank a gallon of dill pickle juice. Take a drink every time you wish Maggie drank a gallon of dill pickle juice. And have a brandy snifter full of Victor's finest, a drink to savor, every time he says "My Idiot grandson". (I have a feeling we'll be drinking because of that one quite a lot in the near future). 4 Link to comment
slayer2 July 22, 2014 Share July 22, 2014 Take a drink every time Sami makes fun of or imitates (horribly) EJ's accent. Take a drink every time Johnny or Sydney throw a tantrum or can't stop crying offscreen. 1 Link to comment
ShadowSixx July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 (edited) Take a drink everytime that damn "Eve" music plays. Take a drink everytime Grimace Sue grimaces. Edited July 27, 2014 by ShadowSixx 2 Link to comment
slayer2 July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 Take a drink everytime that damn "Eve" music plays. Take a drink everytime Grimace Sue grimaces. Oh damn, Eve has music? Shit. Take a drink every time Jennifer says something g judgemental inadvertantly. Link to comment
Rick Kitchen July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 Oh damn, Eve has music? Shit. It's a moan. Even when she's talking to her daughter, the moaning music plays. 1 Link to comment
slayer2 July 27, 2014 Share July 27, 2014 Ha! What's sad is that I know exactly what music you're talking about without even having seen Eve onscreen. Take a drink every time DOOL recycles tired music. Link to comment
QuelleC June 24, 2015 Share June 24, 2015 Every time Dirty Dan says I'm DONE! Bless you if you can drink every time Slappy leaves her pants at home when seeing a man. 1 Link to comment
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