Til DeAth Do Us Part: SERIES FINALE Live Chat Thread

[WhosThatGirl]

I mean.. I don't even have words. I just.. I don't need to see Emison and they're happy little family, or Ezra and Aria and wedding and Haleb breaking up.

Is Ezra going to die? Hopefully. Because otherwise I'm already thinking I'm wasting two hours of tv watch time on this.

[notcreative enough]

If I was Mona I'd move to team A.D too. This bitches killing like 3 people and decide to turn in Mona for what she did to Charlotte of all people.

[JenJenBosco]

I see Caleb and Hanna are still dysfunctional.  I really could do without the sex scene, and I was so surprised by Melissa and then it's a stupid mask.  What gives?

[Lady Calypso]

So, I'm calling it: Aria's pregnant. Why she'd be hiding it, who the hell knows.

ETA: Oh...never mind. It's actually the OPPOSITE. 

[WhosThatGirl]

What's Arias secret? My guess is she's pregnant.

[Lady Calypso]

Mona *isn't in the main room at Hanna and Caleb's*

Caleb: CALL THE COPS. CALL THE COPS.

Jesus, overreact, much? When did Mona step on your kitten?

[dkb]

1 minute ago, Lady Calypso said:

Mona *isn't in the main room at Hanna and Caleb's*

Caleb: CALL THE COPS. CALL THE COPS.

Jesus, overreact, much? When did Mona step on your kitten?

Although, he is right, Mona is back to being shady again.

[WhosThatGirl]

Spencer's calling Mary drake mom now? What the hell is this? 

[kissedbyarose]

I missed the first few minutes. Exactly how much time has passed since last episode?

[Lady Calypso]

Just now, dkb said:

Although, he is right, Mona is back to being shady again.

Maybe, but with them being fine with Charlotte being out on the streets a year and a half earlier, they're freaking out too much on Mona. I mean, they're right to worry, but they're not giving her a chance like they did for Charlotte.

Also, fuck you, Marlene King, for ending the series on Spencer/Mary Drake.

[WhosThatGirl]

Shut up Aria!!! You're marrying your ex teacher who you dated when he was still your teacher. 

[notcreative enough]

Can Caleb just die. Stop acting like a total tool. Why is everyone acting like Mona is the worst person in the word. She helped you all the time. Like she didn't have your backs.

I actually feel bad for Aria. It's a new feeling never felt this before.

[Lady Calypso]

DAMNIT BYRON! Your first appearance since before the time jump, and you've jumped on the Ezra train! Nooooo! You were supposed to be the SENSIBLE ONE.

[WhosThatGirl]

Bryon keep talking like that! Don't change your tone! No! Don't pretend like the EZra and Aria romance is okay. No.

[AftermathTV]

Mona wearing a Melissa mask is such Marlene trolling. Watch, who it really is will not top that.

Of all masks, why would she be using a Melissa one other than to rile up the audience? >_>

[Lady Calypso]

Oh yay the moms! I didn't know that all of them would be in the episode, let alone almost all of them sharing a long'ish scene! LONG LIVE THE MOMS! 

Also, EMILY/TOBY HAVE A SCENE TOGETHER! The show remembered that Emily was friends with Toby first!

[WhosThatGirl]

Man. Why are all of these people super terrible tonight? Like real terrible. Except Mona. Is it bad when I'm rooting for the villains?

[Lady Calypso]

Ok, who said that they wanted a high school spin off with Maya's niece, Aliso-I mean Addison, and Mona/Hanna hybrid? Because I will fight them.

[AftermathTV]

So Ezra will never pass his genes down

That's kind of a happy ending?

[JenJenBosco]

I was really hoping Byron would tell him that he didn't have his Blessing.

[Lady Calypso]

Just now, AftermathTV said:

So Ezra will never pass his genes down

That's kind of a happy ending?

Just wait. Knowing Marlene King, she'll have Aria "miraculously" conceive Ezra's child, whether he gets killed off or not. 

[mac123x]

I really shouldn't get this angry about a TV show, but the Mom's reminiscing about how they got out of the basement without saying it was just a troll.  Especially since they've been heavy handed with the "as you know" exposition otherwise.

[WhosThatGirl]

Also this finale feels more like a back door pilot for the Ali and Emily show and a big love letter to Ezra and Aria fans as they drag this wedding out for two hours. God.

[Lady Calypso]

Seriously. 42 minutes in. Still boring. Why are they saving the action to the second half? Does that mean things will actually happen and there'll be no happy endings? CAN ONE HOPE?

[notcreative enough]

1 minute ago, AftermathTV said:

So Ezra will never pass his genes down

That's kind of a happy ending?

Maybe he's the father of the twins. I will die if that happens.

[JenJenBosco]

Also, they mentioned the mom's getting stuck in the basement, but didn't answer the question.

[kissedbyarose]

The real crime here is that I have not opened my bottle of wine...yet

[Lady Calypso]

Just now, notcreative enough said:

Maybe he's the father of the twins. I will die if that happens.

WHY DID YOU PUT THAT THOUGHT OUT INTO THE WORLD?!?!

[WhosThatGirl]

More than one person better die at this point. Because otherwise why are we here watching this? This is so bad you guys. Nothing has happened. Except Mona wore a Melissa mask and answered an AD call. Otherwise this was just happiness and wedding talk. 

[ottoDbusdriver]

So was that Mona pretending to be Melissa while grooming horses with Spencer ?

Or is Mona going to pull off her mask to reveal that she is actually Melissa -- and has been all along ? Dun, dun, dun, dun.

[AftermathTV]

Everyone needing to "fake it" to get through one night with Mona at their fancy little party.

I hope she and AD win.

[notcreative enough]

I would have preferred this broken up into two weeks instead of an over hyped 2 hours. This is not the time for filler.

[Lady Calypso]

So, I'm guessing Mona really is dying, probably to save Caleb or some bullshit like that. Now Ashley's all like "Caleb's right, you're wrong", and now Hanna'll have to apologize to the Dick of Rosewood.

[WhosThatGirl]

Spencer has to drive the drunk moms home. Probably more fun than this episode.

Also why is Ashley so obsessed with Caleb? There's a question I want answered.

[Lady Calypso]

Barf. Ezra's mad at Aria because she went to three opinions of her infertility. Somehow, it's ALL ABOUT HIM. 

Fuck off, asshole. And if A.D set up all of this, making Aria think she's infertile, I'll be PISSED. 

[WhosThatGirl]

Aria is having a magical baby. She's gone to three doctors. She'll have a magical baby by the end of this show.

[MissE]

Ezra is the worst. 

[RiverSong]

14 minutes ago, WhosThatGirl said:

Spencer's calling Mary drake mom now? What the hell is this? 

Maybe it's not the real Spencer. 

Edited June 28, 2017 by RiverSong

[kissedbyarose]

The moms are the most interesting and best part of this finale.

[Lady Calypso]

Jesus Christ. I'm convinced that all the worst is yet to come, because if something doesn't happen soon, I'm watching iZombie instead of this. 

[WhosThatGirl]

You guys it a ring! Who's surprised? No one. 

[AftermathTV]

Byron gives Ezra his blessing to his face. One whole Toby/Emily scene. The wine moms are talking about something that happened 6 years ago....guess it was the most exciting moment of their lives.

Emily trying to give Maya's niece a lecture when she's engaged/has kids with her bully. 

Edited June 28, 2017 by AftermathTV

[kissedbyarose]

Ezra and Caleb are competing for who can be the fucking worst.

[WhosThatGirl]

So bad. Worst show of this entire series.

[Lady Calypso]

I am now convinced that that is not Spencer with Toby. She's acting way too weird. Hopefully, we find out real Spencer is kidnapped somewhere. 

[mac123x]

Caleb talking about Mona:  "How much damage can she do in one night?" I expected a thunderclap.

[WhosThatGirl]

1 minute ago, Lady Calypso said:

I am now convinced that that is not Spencer with Toby. She's acting way too weird. Hopefully, we find out real Spencer is kidnapped somewhere. 

I hope so.

[notcreative enough]

I feel like I'm watching the Hallmark channel. With all this love. Where the hell is AD? I want some answers not this soft core porn they have going on.

[Lady Calypso]

Cool, Spencer was magically at the barn. Why she was calling out to Toby, I don't know. They were at his place and now she's at her barn? Mmmhmm. 

And Mona bitchslaps her! 

[AftermathTV]

They're setting up everyone trashing Mona so that Hanna is ultimately right about her in the end.

Hanna being right is still not going to make up for doing Mona dirty with a grave.