DollEyes September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 The second episode had even more drama than the first, which was ironic since it was also the "Snatch Game" episode. Speaking of which, "Snatch Game" was as epic as ever. Alaska's Mae West was fabulous, as brassy, bawdy and sexy as the original. Alaska's runway look was almost perfect except for the shoes, which should have been futuristic as well. Katya's Bjork was hilarious. Carson Kressley's description of Bjork as "an Icelandic toddler on crack" was spot-on. Katya's runway was everything, both in look and performance. Alaska & Katya both deserved to be in the Top 2. Katya & Alaska's LSFYL to Chic's "Le Freak" was hysterical, from Alaska's awkward dance moves to Katya's simulated coke snorting in tribute to Studio 54. Alyssa impressed me as well. Alyssa's take on Joan Crawford was some of her best work and she belonged in the Top 3, not declared "safe." It looks like Phi Phi's conversion didn't last long because she's back to her old tricks, this time at Roxxy's expense. Instead of listening to Phi Phi's bullshit, Roxxy should have stuck to her original choice of Sofia Vergara, wearing a breastplate, speaking broken English and showing/licking different shirtless pictures of Joe Mangianello, aka Mr. Vergara. Roxxy made a big mistake trusting Phi Phi, but IMO that doesn't excuse Phi Phi for playing her. Speaking of Phi Phi, her and her Theresa Caputo (which had extra help) were not only mediocre, her latex runway look was nothing special either. Detox's Nancy Grace didn't live up to her last name, but her runway was fierce. Tatianna's Ariana Grande was basic and so was her runway. Re the former, Tatianna should have talked cutesy and sung in a baritone. As for the runway, she should have jazzed it up with vampire fangs, colored contacts and blood-red lips. Re Adore, ITA with Ru that she shouldn't have quit and her doing so made her look weak, sends the wrong message to her fans and she'll regret it eventually, if not for the rest of her life. Adore squandered a golden opportunity that many queens would kill for. I know that Adore has had some tough breaks lately and most of the Season Premiere critiques in general and Michelle's in particular didn't help, to put it mildly, but Adore's in show business and if she wants to stay in show business, then she needs to do two things: grow up & toughen up. News flash, Adore: the industry is full of assholes and the massive amount of shit that comes with them. Michelle's a saint compared to most of them, so you had better thicken that skin, strengthen that spine & put your big-girl panties on and they had better be fireproof, for your sake. If you can't deal, then you shouldn't be there in the first place. Link to comment
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