The Collector April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) Dorian: Tea, you take one more step and I will rip your throat out...Who let you out of jail? Was it Nora? Because when I'm elected mayor she's finished...That was an accident. This was attempted murder....Of course not, Blair jumped! I'll buy a ticket to watch that (apology). Yes all those years swaying juries, I'll bet you've got remorse down pat....You listen to me. I intend to protect my family...After what you did to Blair, as far as I'm concerned, you are not human. You are garbage... I intend to keep you away from my family...Todd is not your husband. You see, your wicked stepmother here already has another husband...You don't have children of your own, and that's why you have to steal somebody else's. Edited April 9, 2014 by takeittotheBanks 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/
TeeVee329 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) Clint (to Kim): Now then, if I'm going to be the daddy, sooner or later, we're going to have to talk about the sugar. Edited April 9, 2014 by TeeVee329 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-28594
Dandesun April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 Blair: Die, Asa. Die now so I can watch! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-28827
TeeVee329 April 9, 2014 Share April 9, 2014 (edited) I mean, I could quote all of Hos vs. Mos, but I'll restrict myself to my top three: 3) Stacy (to Fish): C'mon, Oliver. You've known me long enough to know that just because I say something doesn't mean it's the truth. 2) Kim (to Kyle): Once a blackmailer, always a blackmailer. You really give gays a bad name. Kyle (in response): Well you and Stacy aren't doing strippers and sluts any favors either. 1) Kyle (to Stacy and Kim): And once they [Rex and Schuyler] hear what we have to say, there won't be a moat BIG enough to keep you safe. Edited April 9, 2014 by TeeVee329 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-28845
TeeVee329 April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 (edited) Niki (to Echo): You can call me Nicole. I'ma call you homewrecking slut. Edited April 13, 2014 by TeeVee329 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-33279
jsbt April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 Todd: Téa, I have made just about every mistake that a man can make in his life. Téa (deadpan): Agreed. It was the delivery that killed me. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-33559
MSquared April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 "Leopard skin is the fabric of desperation!" Any time I see anything leopard print, it just jumps out of my mouth. In fact, I said it so often, my mother has beaten me to the punch a time or two. God, I was robbed of so much Todd/Viki/Tina time! And nothing with Vic Jr included! Those four would have been a riot together! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-33613
atomationage April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 Nora: "This is a democracy, not a monarchy. Dorian Lord is the mayor. She's not the queen. " 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-33729
Melgaypet April 14, 2014 Share April 14, 2014 I feel like that's Dandesun's cue... The quote I always think of doesn't really work very well as a quote, since it's ALL in the delivery, but Bo to Nora in the network finale: "I love you, Red" with his voice cracking? I cried. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-35575
TeeVee329 April 17, 2014 Share April 17, 2014 (edited) Roxy: I'm a drunk, you're a druggie, we're both desperate, and we're both total losers. Schuyler: Yay team. Edited April 23, 2014 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-39520
Dandesun April 18, 2014 Share April 18, 2014 (edited) I feel like that's Dandesun's cue... The quote I always think of doesn't really work very well as a quote, since it's ALL in the delivery, but Bo to Nora in the network finale: "I love you, Red" with his voice cracking? I cried. Alas, Dorian never actually said the "in place of the dark Lord you shall have a queen" quote that would be a perfect opening if she had.Bo's final "I love you" to Nora was glorious. As far as last days on network, Todd's "It's always been you and me, Blair. I love you." got me right in the feels. But even better was Blair's "You're such an asshole" on PP. I had been waiting years to hear that and never expected to. Edited April 18, 2014 by Dandesun 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-40388
MSquared April 18, 2014 Share April 18, 2014 But even better was Blair's "You're such an asshole" on PP. I had been waiting years to hear that and never expected to. Another gem from PP: Viki asking Todd about his life in Port Charles and his "there was a woman, but there's not now, but that's okay. She was real high maintenance". Summed up the travesty from GH without naming names and cleaned up up nicely. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-40511
TeeVee329 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 (edited) Destiny (to VicTodd): Back up off me, freak show, or we have a problem. Destiny (to VicTodd): Touch me again and I will yell stranger danger. Edited April 23, 2014 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-41238
TeeVee329 April 30, 2014 Share April 30, 2014 Rama (holding a huge chunk of Aubrey's hair): Better a bitch than a dyed blonde whore. Aubrey (kicking the air in anger): I do NOT DYE MY HAIR! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-53821
Melgaypet May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 Dorian, to Fish: "You're making this my favorite incarceration so far!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-78021
Dandesun May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 "Chips and dip! How rustic!" -- Dorian 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-79041
TeeVee329 May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 Kim: How dumb do you think I am? Roxy: On a scale of one to ten, eleven. LOL. And her retort: Kim: At least I'm not a zero. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-79978
ElleryAnne May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 Fish: Thank you, crazy Alison. OMG. When did Fish say this? I need to find it on you-tube and make a ringtone from it. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-80164
TeeVee329 May 20, 2014 Share May 20, 2014 (edited) OMG. When did Fish say this? I need to find it on you-tube and make a ringtone from it. Here you go, lots of Fish/Kyle/Sierra/Cris/Layla cuteness! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpfRvhiLxQ Edited May 20, 2014 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-80387
ElleryAnne May 20, 2014 Share May 20, 2014 Thanks, TeeVee329! :) Aw, I miss this show a lot. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-80439
Melgaypet May 20, 2014 Share May 20, 2014 Oh my God, you guys, how have we gone this long without mention of the most epic quote of all? It would've been a perfect thread title. I'm embarrassed that I only now remembered. Dr. Greg Evans: "A brain is not a foot!" *HALLWAY FLAIL* 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-80808
atomationage May 20, 2014 Share May 20, 2014 (edited) The most epic quote of all, Viki:"You have the gall to comment on my behavior. Look at yourself Dorian, at this pathetic attempt at youth and beauty. You could slather on the rouge with a trowel and you couldn't hide the ugliness underneath. You have made a career, a life's work out of hurting other people. Any resemblance between you and a human being is purely accidental. You are an evil, vicious monster sealed inside the shell of an aging whore. Edited May 20, 2014 by atomationage 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-81127
TeeVee329 May 20, 2014 Share May 20, 2014 Natalie (re: Kim): She's an ex-stripper! Clint: Interpretive dancer! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-81223
TeeVee329 May 21, 2014 Share May 21, 2014 Kim: Don't worry, I'll make sure he has an extra good time. Gigi: Oh, well, in that case, Schuyler, do you have a ten? I can change it up for some singles. Kim (laughing): Honey, nobody gives me singles. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-83079
Melgaypet May 21, 2014 Share May 21, 2014 Kim, watching Fish and Kyle: "Aw, those two are so cute. We did a good thing." Stacy: "You think so?" Kim: "Your night with Oliver totally convinced him to come out." Stacy: "What, I scared him gay? Is that what you're saying?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-83169
TeeVee329 May 28, 2014 Share May 28, 2014 David: Sierra Rose? Was she born in a desert? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-91192
UYI May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Max to Gabrielle after he scaled the wall of her convent when she decided to become a nun and kept saying he couldn't come in in 1990: "Gabrielle, I'm not Indiana Jones. Can we discuss this inside?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-91925
TeeVee329 May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 (edited) Schuyler: Wow, this is surreal. I love Gigi, you're carrying my child...oh my god, I'm Rex! The note of "ewww" that Scott Clifton throws into his voice at the end is perfection. Edited May 29, 2014 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-92002
atomationage May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 (edited) Dorian: So It's true, you're alive.Mitch: No matter how many times you try to kill me.Dorian: Three's the charm. Edited May 29, 2014 by atomationage 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-92495
AndySmith June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Karen Woleck on the witness stand: "How -- how much more do you want, Mr. Callison? Haven't I said what everyone wants to hear? What you want everyone to hear? That I am a common hooker like Katrina Karr! That Marco Dane was my pimp! Is that what you want me to say? What do you want from me? You want blood? You want me to say that I'm lower than the lowest piece of scum? You want more filth? You want more slime? You want more names? I'll give you another name -- Talbot Huddleston! He was my first john! He was the first in a string of so many men, I don't even remember their names! Now? Now are you satisfied?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-99272
TeeVee329 June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Dorian (to Kim): You can call me Mayor Lord. As mayor, it's part of my job to...feel your pain. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-100111
TeeVee329 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Stacy: But when we met, you flirted with me. Kyle: Okay, my people flirt, too. Stacy: You do? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-108536
TeeVee329 July 16, 2014 Share July 16, 2014 (edited) Fish (referring to the dorky shirt he wants to wear on his first date with Kyle): I just bought this shirt, what's wrong with it? Layla: Fish, that's the kind of shirt you'd wear if you're taking the neighbor's kids to play Goofy Golf. Fish: ...it's comfortable! Edited July 16, 2014 by TeeVee329 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-204571
TeeVee329 July 20, 2014 Share July 20, 2014 (edited) From Ho(s) vs. Mos II: Kim (talking about marrying Clint and raising Sierra Rose with him): I didn't expect to get married so young, but when it's right... Kyle: Why're you doing this? Kim: I'm in love! Kyle: With who!?!? Kim: Now who's being bitchy. Edited July 20, 2014 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-215144
TeeVee329 July 23, 2014 Share July 23, 2014 Todd: David Vickers. I thought for sure you'd be dead by now. Tanning bed accident. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-223867
eXiled July 25, 2014 Share July 25, 2014 BLAIR has dragged herself to Todd's penthouse after a losing a full term baby and suffering a debilitating stroke. She finds Todd's new wife there. After tossing water in Tea's face, she asks: "Are you a mother? Have you ever been a mother? Could anything alive ever come out of you?" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-230456
TeeVee329 August 21, 2014 Share August 21, 2014 Natalie: Slap me once, shame on you. Slap me twice, I will kick your ass, Marty. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-307924
TeeVee329 August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 Allison (telling Clint and Viki the truth about Jessica's paternity): Remember back when you pregnant? This...would be Viki. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-326064
TeeVee329 September 9, 2014 Share September 9, 2014 David (to Kim): Read it and weep. Or does your Terminator model produce tears? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-360090
UYI September 30, 2014 Share September 30, 2014 I wish I could find the video, but when Cassie told Andrew she cheated on him with Kevin, it was after she came back from grocery shopping, and he asked what she had done that day. IIRC, this is what she said: "I went grocery shopping, ran some errands, and then had sex with Kevin Buchanan." Andrew asked her for a divorce after that. Total UCG. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-421448
jsbt September 30, 2014 Share September 30, 2014 (edited) Yep. I vaguely remember those scenes and I loved Laura Bonariggo and Cassie so much. And Bob Krimmer and Andrew, who I grew to appreciate more and more as I got older. I was into Kevin and Cassie at the time as well. Edited September 30, 2014 by jsbt 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-421886
TeeVee329 September 30, 2014 Share September 30, 2014 Random aside - I wasn't watching during either of these time periods, but something about Cassie about being involved with Bo (and they didn't treat it like a May-December romance, right?) and then later with Kevin strikes me as so odd. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-424370
jsbt October 1, 2014 Share October 1, 2014 When Laura Bonariggo started on the show, I believe she was one of the last Paul Rauch hires and the pairing with Bo one of his last couples. At the time the show still treated Bo like a virile stud - he'd just come off the popular pairing with Jensen Buchanan's Sarah. They apparently thought he could sell a hot new romance with Cassie which, just, I don't get it, but that's Paul Rauch - and Bob Woods was very popular. Anyway, I don't think they really acknowledged his moving into a certain age bracket until Nora. But yeah, Kevin (who, it must be said, the teenaged Cassie used to babysit in the '80s, apparently) was a more appropriate pairing for her, as was Andrew. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-425364
TeeVee329 October 28, 2014 Share October 28, 2014 Clint (to Echo re: Charlie): I would have given the man a hazmat suit and a long stick if I knew he was susceptible to you. Clint: You and Charlie are both losers. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-512534
MSquared October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 In honor of Halloween, one of the great scenes from Todd's return--him bitching with his sisters: Todd: All of this is...is...is fruit of the poisonous tree. Viki: No, that's rules of evidence. Todd: And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Viki: That's genetics. Todd: Victor Lord left the money to me and I'm still alive. Anything based on me being dead is...is...is help me out here, null and void? Did I get that right? Followed up by Todd's epic takedown of Tina, "Leopard skin is the fabric of desperation." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-512585
TeeVee329 November 4, 2014 Share November 4, 2014 (edited) Kyle (to Fish, duh): I know I said that it's over between us. But here I am at a wedding...in a tux...surrounded by all of these people who're just proudly sharing their love with one another. And I just keep thinking...(voice getting thicker with emotion)...that I'm standing with the wrong man because all I wanna do is share my love with you. Edited November 4, 2014 by TeeVee329 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-531481
TeeVee329 November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Layla: And me? Well, I should just hang it up. I mean, look at my track record with men, it's ridiculous. I'm doing better on my own, if you wanna know the truth...than when I'm with somebody or trying to be with somebody. I have my own apartment and a good job and... Cristian: So what's the problem, then... Layla: You. You make me feel good, alive, you know, and I don't want to give that up. I really loved this moment. Wonderful acted by Tika Sumpter and I liked that the dialogue emphasized that Layla was okay being on her own, but that Cris made her happy and that she didn't want to play it safe and deny herself that anymore. Siiigh. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-554299
TeeVee329 December 2, 2014 Share December 2, 2014 Renee (re: Kim): Young, female, from Vegas. Va-va-voom, I presume? Nigel: ...if you find refuse appealing. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-614581
TeeVee329 December 31, 2014 Share December 31, 2014 Clint (responding to Nora's offer to leave the mansion): Why go? This is your house. Asa gave it to you, you're the daughter that Asa never had and you repaid him...by cheating on both his sons. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-686023
TeeVee329 January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 (edited) Ford (re: moving into the spare room in Casa LOC): So they offered it to me really cheap. Kyle: Ah, that's great, now you can spend all the extra money to buy yourself some clothes (takes a hilarious sip of his coffee). Edited January 15, 2015 by TeeVee329 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4421-quotes-thread-i-didnt-push-you-out-the-window-im-not-you/#findComment-725439
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