Quotes from The Flash:"Lightning... gave me abs?"

[zannej]

9 hours ago, Argenta said:

Allow me :) "God, I wish I could kill you. But today...I get to be the hero."

Also, I don't know if borderline-deranged cackling counts as a 'quote', but I adored Eobard laughing like a jackal when he realised that it was Barry's use of speed that was causing the memory drain. 

Yeah. That crazy laugh was great.

[Trini]

Wally: "...And when I woke up, I was the fastest man alive. The Flash!"
Barry: "More like Kid Flash."
Wally: "Don't call me that."
Iris: "I call you that."
Wally: "How about nobody call me that!"

Barry: "... new existence where you're Kid Flash!"
Wally: "The! Flash!"

Poor Wally!

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Felicity: You're like pudding. Everybody likes pudding.

[zannej]

Eobard: Havin' a bad day, Bear?

Eobard: Oh, if it isn't the future Mrs. Allen.

Iris: Barry told me not to listen to anything you say.

Eobard: That's just bad advice. 'Cause I'm the answer man. *laughs* I am the answers to all your prayers. All you need to do is ask me, Barry.

[Argenta]

On 09/10/2016 at 3:12 AM, Trini said:

Wally: "...And when I woke up, I was the fastest man alive. The Flash!"
Barry: "More like Kid Flash."
Wally: "Don't call me that."
Iris: "I call you that."
Wally: "How about nobody call me that!"

Barry: "... new existence where you're Kid Flash!"
Wally: "The! Flash!"

Poor Wally!

I'm with Wally on this. Being called 'Wally' in 2016 is bad enough; no-one over the age of ten should have to contend with the added indignity of having 'Kid Flash' as their alter-ego. 

[Trini]

Barry: "I need you for a second to imagine that we're actually friends."
Julian: "Can't do it."
Barry: "Friend-ly?"
Julian: "Equally as challenging, Barry."

I really wonder if something happened between those two when they first met? It's not just a general dislike - they really seem to hate each other.

Edited October 17, 2016 by Trini

[zannej]

7 hours ago, Trini said:

Barry: "I need you for a second to imagine that we're actually friends."
Julian: "Can't do it."
Barry: "Friend-ly?"
Julian: "Equally as challenging, Barry."

I really wonder if something happened between those two when they first met? It's not just a general dislike - they really seem to hate each other.

LOL. I do wonder that as well. The "Can't do it" line really cracked me up. I love both Toms on the show.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Barry: What kind of alarm is that?
Joe: That's Iris's panic button.
Barry: A what?
Cisco: Her panic button. We installed them on everyone's phones - cause we kept getting kidnapped!
Barry: At least something's an improvement in this timeline.

[Argenta]

Barry: *jiggles knee manically*

Julian: "Enough with the knee, Potter Allen!"

[zannej]

Can we use quotes from promos or are those considered spoilers?

[Argenta]

Having just watched the promo, I suspect I know which quote you mean and that it involves Cisco and Harry :)

[zannej]

I'll put it under spoiler tags until I'm told they aren't needed.

Spoiler

Cisco: I got this! He's a--

Harry: Mirror Master

Cisco: What the--

Harry: Boom!

-

Barry (inside mirror): What are you doing?

Iris: Do these pants make my butt look big?

[GHScorpiosRule]

42 minutes ago, zannej said:

I'll put it under spoiler tags until I'm told they aren't needed.

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Cisco: I got this! He's a--

Harry: Mirror Master

Cisco: What the--

Harry: Boom!

-

Barry (inside mirror): What are you doing?

Iris: Do these pants make my butt look big?

I was ROLLING when I saw that! It gives me hope that next week will be really good!

[scarynikki12]

Promos aren't considered spoilers.  However, this thread is for quotes that have already aired so we're in a murky area.  Snap ruling: quoting promos is fine, but do it in either the Spoiler or Speculation threads.  Then bring the quotes here after the episode airs.

[Trini]

Actual LOL for this one:

Julian: "Is it?"
Barry: [mocking faux British accent]"It 'tis."

[Argenta]

On 21/10/2016 at 7:35 AM, Trini said:

Actual LOL for this one:

Julian: "Is it?"
Barry: [mocking faux British accent]"It 'tis."

I've rewatched that one three times now. Still LOLing every time...Grant nailed his delivery. It has even more impact because Barry isn't usually snarky.

[bettername2come]

Harry: I care for you too, you jackwagon.

Harry: Cisco Ramon, he can make anything. 

Cisco: I can build that! I can build that!

Cisco: What?! You wanna go?!

[Argenta]

Cisco re. Hipster Harrison: "He's nice and he's not evil, and that's a combination of Wells we haven't had thus far."

HA!!

[zannej]

HR: Hey, sharpshooter. Now you, you're... handsome.

Harry: I know.

 

Harry: This is, uh, Dr. Caitlin Snow- she is brilliant.

Caitlin: Hi.

HR: Single.

Harry: Don't-- Alright, that's my daughter, you don't have to shake her hand.

 

Harry: Ok, well, we don't have to stand on ceremony. We don't have to go through all the tears again, do we gang? Right?

Cisco: Whoa. Did I-- Did I cry last time you left?

Harry: I was talking about myself.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Snart: I gotta be honest. I never understood this. But like my sister said, anyone can stoop over and pick up nothing.

Barry: Omigawd, I've become Oliver.

Wells: I care for you too, you jackwagon.

Comments while reviewing the various versions of Harrison Wells:
On Steampunk Wells from Earth 17:
Cisco: Nerd.
Wells: Pass.

On Mime Wells:
Wells: You can't trust a mime.
Cisco: Can't argue with that.
Wells: Pass.

Hipster Wells aka HR: Greetings, earthlings. Just kidding! I don't really talk like that. I just always wanted to say that. Earthlings. Haha!
Caitlin: Wells with a sense of humor. That's new.

[Jediknight]

Harry: "That's it."
Caitlin: "That's it?"
Harry: "Yeah, that's it."
Cisco: "Now what?"
Harry: "Now?  We go get a Big Belly Burger."

HR: "That's cool though.  I'm starving, do you guys have Big Belly Burger?"
Caitlin: "Some things never change."

[Argenta]

Question: if all the Wellses in the multiverse are so fond of Big Belly Burger, how do they all stay so lean?

[legaleagle53]

21 minutes ago, Argenta said:

Question: if all the Wellses in the multiverse are so fond of Big Belly Burger, how do they all stay so lean?

They have the metabolism for it.

[zannej]

Barry *quietly saves Julian from a falling sign & knocks him to the ground*

Julian: Cheers!

 

Julian: That actually makes sense. Maybe there's a brain in there after all, Allen.

 

HR Wells: You have Hitchcock on this earth? Oh, brilliant. "Murder on the Titanic!" "Who did it?!" "Who cares?! We're drowning!"

Edited November 2, 2016 by zannej

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Barry: There is a monster in Central City!
Cisco: What are we talking? Yao Ming sized or Andre the Giant?
Barry: No, it's like an actual monster.

HR: So then the Flash - my Flash again, not your Flash - we hatched a plan to gather all the remaining metahumans into one place for a final showdown. They called it World War M. It was glorious. Two forces on opposing sides in the stadium, the tension building. It was like that movie - the gladiator was the lead. What was that called?
Cisco: Gladiator.
HR: On my earth it was called Sweaty Men.

[Trini]

Cisco: "Barry, sometimes a man just wants to butter his own bread."

[Argenta]

"Who's the callow youth?"  -Argenta's dad, watching over her shoulder and getting his first look at Barry. 

[Trini]

Barry: "There's no Flash without Iris West."

-So is this some 'meta' commentary from the showrunners? Well, I'll take it as a reassurance. :)

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Joe: As much as I'd like to gossip with you like a teenager right now, there's something else we need to talk about.

HR: We reopen this laboratory and I become the face of the new Star Labs Museum.
Cisco: There's only one problem with that - it's your face. You're kind of a known murderer in these parts. You see, the evil Wells, not to be confused with the dickish but not evil Wells, he confessed to killing Barry's mother.
Caitlin: So basically if you step foot outside this lab, you'll be arrested.
HR: You're just telling me this now, you two rascals? What about the cryptogram? What about the message: "Come to this earth, get a fresh start"?
Cisco: What about your resume as a world renowned genius scientist?
HR: That's a good point. I guess we're even.

Cisco: You think everyone on Earth 19 is missing crayons in the box or just {HR}?

Joe: I'm gonna smack somebody.

Edited November 16, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo

[Trini]

Pretty sure Cavanugh is ad-libbing half his lines now:

HR: "You think I took them? I didn't take them, what do I need cuffs for? I just got to this Earth, I came alone. I haven't met anyone yet, it's going to take a while even when I do meet them to get to the cuffs stage!"

[legaleagle53]

Moving this over to the Tom Cavanaugh/HR/Wells Thread.

Edited November 18, 2016 by legaleagle53

[ElectricBoogaloo]

HR: Question - how did you catch your Captain Cold? I've been reading him in your files. Seems like a wily fellow, slow talker.

Julian: She's willing to hurt someone! Knock her out!
[Barry knocks Julian out]

HR: Cup of joe, Joe?
Joe: No.
HR: Okay, you're a tea drinker, I bet.
Joe: If you're going to talk nonsense, I'm going to need you to stop talking to me.

HR: Barry's real super power isn't speed. It's hope.

Barry: Him and I.
[Me: Arrrrrrgh!!!!]

[Trini]

Iris: "So, Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Iris: "Ohmygosh, he just got so much hotter!"

Mick: "Since when is Robin Hood calling the shots?"

Oliver: "One sci-fi problem at a time, Barry."

Edited November 30, 2016 by Trini

[johntfs]

HR: "I'd be gone faster than humor in a Liam Neeson movie."

[bettername2come]

Diggle: I swear to God, Barry. My life was somewhat normal before I met you.

Diggle: You know I've never done drugs? It's 'cause I was always afraid I'd see weird stuff.

 

Kara: How'd you get the name Heatwave?

Mick: I burned my family alive and I like to light things on fire.

Kara: Well, that's a colorful backstory.

Mick: Well, my shrink thinks so. By the way, I'm not gonna call you Supergirl. It's stupid.

Kara: You could call me Kara.

Mick: That won't work either.

Kara: Well, what're you gonna shout if you need my help?

Mick: Skirt.

Thea: Seriously?

Mick: Seriously. But I'm not gonna need your help.

*one minute later*

Mick: Supergirl, do something!
 

Edited November 30, 2016 by bettername2come

[GHScorpiosRule]

12 minutes ago, bettername2come said:

Diggle: I swear to God, Barry. My life was somewhat normal before I met you.

Diggle: You know I've never done drugs? It's 'cause I was always afraid I'd see weird stuff.

 

Kara: How'd you get the name Heatwave?

Mick: I burned my family alive and I like to light things on fire.

Kara: Well, that's a colorful backstory.

Mick: Well, my shrink thinks so. By the way, I'm not gonna call you Supergirl. It's stupid.

Kara: You could call me Kara.

Mick: That won't work either.

Mick: Well, what're you gonna shout if you need my help?

 

 

Bolded-shouldn't that be Kara?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Kara: Does [Oliver] not like me?
Barry: He's like that with everyone.

Cisco: Okay, so apparently it's illegal to be mad at Barry.

Oliver: Barry, this is a weird looking newspaper article.

Felicity: Bingo!
Cisco: Yahtzee!

[Karlophe]

On 11/29/2016 at 11:14 PM, Trini said:

Iris: "So, Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Iris: "Ohmygosh, he just got so much hotter!

It was Barry's exasperated "Omagaaaawd..." at the end that sold it for me. I was dying. On the plus side, he certainly took that much better than the last time. I'm not sure Oliver's kidneys have ever fully recovered. Progress!

Edited December 1, 2016 by Karlophe
Because "he" and "her" are different.

[Trini]

These are more about Grant's delivery rather than the line itself:

Barry: "He did shoot me."  [::relives that moment in his mind::]

Barry: "Aliens!!"

[bettername2come]

HR: ... You do not trifle with the West household.

 

Cisco: I need an anti-psychotic. Caitlin!

 

HR: The longer you deny someone their potential, the more they'll seek it elsewhere.

 

Joe: Our grandmothers are alcoholics.

 

HR: The police!

Barry: It's not the police. We're the police.

 

Iris: I got you a wallet.

Barry: I'm sure I'll love it.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Savitar: One shall betray you. One shall fall. One will suffer a fate far worse than death.

Julian: It's impossible to destroy [the philosopher's stone].
Wally: Why don't we just bury it again, put it back in the ground where [Julian] found it?
Cisco: Jumanji.

HR: I saw you kiss [Cecile]. Good job!

Edited December 9, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo

[Trini]

From "Killer Frost" :

Iris: "This lab is your life!"
Barry: "You're my life." [::realizes Joe is still in the room::] "... Both of you. And Wally, and Caitlin, and Cisco...."

[GHScorpiosRule]

Barry is just so adorkable with his "whaat???" and I don't wanna hear nuttin' about how this is all Barry's fault and blah, blah, blah.

Man I miss these two!!!

[BkWurm1]

On 11/30/2016 at 1:14 AM, Trini said:

Iris: "So, Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Iris: "Ohmygosh, he just got so much hotter!"

"

I love this exchange even more now knowing that CP ad-libbed the last part.

[bettername2come]

Joe: The best way to teach someone something is to throw them in the deep end. That's how I taught you how to swim.

Barry: That was - I'm still mad about that.

Joe: You can swim now, can't you?

 

This amused me far more than it should have:

Barry: Look, guys, I got a pet!

[Trini]

Not going to quote HR's whole speech -which was lovely-, but I giggled at these parts:

HR: "I asked myself to say a few words, on this occasion. A home is more than bricks and mortar, a turtle...."

Caitlin: "...I know [Julian's] an acquired taste, but-"
Cisco: "Yeah well, he is Dr. Alchemy, the big bad's little bad, so,"
Iris: "Yeah, he gave Wally his powers!"
Wally: "That I don't mind."

[Karlophe]

On 1/24/2017 at 6:00 PM, bettername2come said:

Joe: The best way to teach someone something is to throw them in the deep end. That's how I taught you how to swim.

Barry: That was - I'm still mad about that.

Joe: You can swim now, can't you?

 

This amused me far more than it should have:

Barry: Look, guys, I got a pet!

He was so adorable with that. Also, the following "What should we call it?" gave me the giggles. Clearly H.R's "Mc.Snurtle" was dead on arrival...I fanwanked that in Barry's mind Mc.Snurtle would always be Iris's stuffed turtle and THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, lol. 

And every one of those Joe/Barry moments make my heart grow three sizes. I really missed them. 

[bettername2come]

I liked the delivery from the take they used in the promo better, but:

Cisco: What are my chances, scale of 1-10?

HR: She's gonna kill you.

Julian: It's a pretty solid one, mate.

[Trini]

I'd like to quote all the flirting between Cisco and Gypsy, but I'll settle for these few:

Gypsy: "You can vibe? Oh, I like it!"
Cisco: "Slow down there. Let's just talk about this, like two adults. Over coffee, or maybe dinner, if you prefer that. ..."

Caitlin: "Are you asking her out on a date?"
HR: "Are you kidding me?!"
Cisco: "I am negotiating!"

Iris: "You know, for the fastest man alive, you are the slowest reader."
Barry: "This is your big article, I'm not going to rush through it.... I'm just kidding, I read it five times already."

Edited February 5, 2017 by Trini

[PatternRec]

On 2/2/2017 at 7:19 PM, Trini said:

I'd like to quote all the flirting between Cisco and Gypsy, but I'll settle for these few:

Gypsy: "You can vibe? Oh, I like it!"
Cisco: "Slow down there. Let's just talk about this, like two adults. Over coffee, or maybe dinner, if you prefer that. ..."

Caitlin: "Are you asking her out on a date?"
HR: "Are you kidding me?!"
Cisco: "I am negotiating!"

Iris: "You know, for the fastest man alive, you are the slowest reader."
Barry: "This is your big article, I'm not going to rush through it.... I'm just kidding, I read it five times already."

you forgot

Cisco: "Ooh girl! You done did it now!" 

:D