Season 1 LAL Crime Story LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My sister knew someone who tried to rob a liquor store with a knife. The cashier leaned back out of his reach and called the police. Classic. 

Edited February 24 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm so tired, folks. I woke up  at three this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. I have a date with Morpheus the instant the show is over. 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My sister knew someone who try to rob a liquor store with a knife. The cashier leaned back out of his reach and called the police. Classic. 

Wow, that is the very definition of sangfroid! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

0.24 blood alcohol. Lizzie was an overachiever! 

[OoogleEyes]

This episode is kind of boring to me. Lizzy is a snoozer. We've heard this story a LOT.

[Pepper Mostly]

Check out the pants on Lizzie's friend! 

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

This episode is kind of boring to me. Lizzy is a snoozer. We've heard this story a LOT.

Oh, this whole series is dullsville. Its just a stopgap until we get the real thing. 

[Red Bridey]

Lizzie is very proud of her bad behaviour. She is loving all this LAL attention. Guess she hasn't found a new mark to finance her current lifestyle.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Hi, my name is LIzzy, and this is my crib"

[OoogleEyes]

She is actually in a church. Last week, Quaalude was in a funeral home. These talking head backgrounds are....a choice 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Lizzie is very proud of her bad behaviour. She is loving all this LAL attention. Guess she hasn't found a new mark to finance her current lifestyle.

That's why she's doing this show. Mark shopping. 

[OoogleEyes]

Here we go. She found Jesus. 

[Pepper Mostly]

HA! JESUS! I knew it. 

[kacesq]

Lizzie may be sober but she is still a narcissistic attention whore.

[Pepper Mostly]

Show: She is off probation.

Pepper Mostly: For now.

Just now, kacesq said:

Lizzie may be sober but she is still a narcissistic attention whore.

That's why she found Jesus. She can get a lot of attention at church. Look at Omarosa.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lizzie is sucking the energy out of me.

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Here we go. She found Jesus. 

She went looking. He ran away. He was afraid she'd give him a lap dance! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Donna heard that Louie robbed a packie and instantly dusted off her wooden spoon and went to mete out some rough justice. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

That's why she found Jesus. She can get a lot of attention at church. Look at Omarosa.

Look at Scamanda

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Look at Scamanda

Yes, I was thinking of her too! I just finished that today. Holy moly, talk about big old brass balls. That woman was shameless. 

[Red Bridey]

And that's a wrap to our weekly date. See y'all on Sunday night for 90 Day OG! Hugs!

[OoogleEyes]

Snooze you all later! Next week looks interesting because WIGS!

[Eldemarge]

Speaking of Scamanda, that's what I'm about to go watch!  Good night, all! So glad it's finally Friday.

[Pepper Mostly]

The Sandman is calling, peeps. Thanks for all the laughs! See you Sunday, love you all, MWAH! Have a fab weekend!

[tvfanatic13]

On 2/21/2025 at 8:47 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Check out the pants on Lizzie's friend! 

Oh, this whole series is dullsville. Its just a stopgap until we get the real thing. 

At least its not Mama June…

[OoogleEyes]

I'm here, ready to learn some criming tips! Hey, where's last week's rerun?

[Pepper Mostly]

Get in losers, we're going criming! 

How's everyone's week been?

Oof, Lisa is not improving with age. 

"I think I got more felonies than anybody!"

"How many you got?"

This is a conversation I am profoundly grateful that I have never had or ever will have. 

[OoogleEyes]

She got some new wigs!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She got some new wigs!

Lizzy's in a church, Lisa's in a wig shop. 

"Meets Jimmy" 

"Jimmy dies" 

I repeat, oof.

[OoogleEyes]

My Prison Journey 

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my lovies! Ugh, Lisa still making horrible wig choices. does she not realiize how ugly they are?

[OoogleEyes]

I love whomever is doing the backgrounds on the talking heads! They are wild.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh my lord baby Jesus in heaven with her wigs 

[Eldemarge]

I made a cheese and fruit plate and ate too much baguette.  

[JenE4]

Lisa’s hair still hasn’t grown back? Get this woman a biotin supplement.

[OoogleEyes]

I don't remember this guy

[Eldemarge]

Don't trust men with no lips.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I don't remember this guy

He was dating the deaf woman.

[Red Bridey]

There is something unpleasant about this guy's face. Is it that his nose is too far from his mouth? His chin? It's ick.

[WaltersHair]

Is this the guy whose dad was a retired train engineer? Something to do with trains.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

He was dating the deaf woman.

She was worse then he, iirc

[Keywestclubkid]

his friends cute 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

There is something unpleasant about this guy's face. Is it that his nose is too far from his mouth? His chin? It's ick.

He looks.....unfinished.

[JenE4]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

She was worse then he, iirc

I tend to think the people on the outside are typically worse than the inmates, with rare exceptions, such as Chance.

[Keywestclubkid]

why can't she pick a nice Kitten wig ..a cute little bob, something other then what ever that is on her head ...

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He looks.....unfinished.

It's his little tiny mouth hole!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why can't she pick a nice Kitten wig ..a cute little bob, something other then what ever that is on her head ...

A horse somewhere is missing its tail.

[JenE4]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why can't she pick a nice Kitten wig ..a cute little bob, something other then what ever that is on her head ...

It’s not the worst wig we’ve seen. At least it’s not lemon-lime colored.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why can't she pick a nice Kitten wig ..a cute little bob, something other then what ever that is on her head ...

That is one ratty looking wig. Damn.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

It’s not the worst wig we’ve seen. At least it’s not lemon-lime colored.

we do not speak of that monstrosity lol 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A horse somewhere is missing its tail.

that horse would be thankful not to have that mess attached to it anymore .. 

 

Edited Saturday at 01:25 AM by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

Her boo! What was his name? Did he have a cat? The past seasons are a blur

[Keywestclubkid]

this mans eyebrows are very distracting 

we were known for it .... they were the KFC of meth in their town 

[Eldemarge]

You know she has caught many a wig on fire.