Season 13 Live Chat

[magemaud]

Let me guess. Lashanta’s favorite color is blue! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh hang up, Dr. Now. 

[magemaud]

“Ah never birthed no babies!”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miss Scarlet, Miss Scarlet, where did you hide the Yodels?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wow, Lashanta doesn’t skimp on the blue eyeshadow and lipstick.

It pops against the checkerboard backdrop.

 

[Red Bridey]

Cut her off, Dr. Now. She's quite the little actress, Lashonta, isn't she? That face she makes after he hangs up on her. Pure poetry!

[Suzywriter]

How does this delicate flower poop?

[MagicEyes]

Has Dr. Now ever said anything about retirement? How much longer can he keep working? When he retires, where will all the 600+ pound people go for bariatric surgery? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Has Dr. Now ever said anything about retirement? How much longer can he keep working? When he retires, where will all the 600+ pound people go for bariatric surgery? 

I’ll miss this show!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Has Dr. Now ever said anything about retirement? How much longer can he keep working? When he retires, where will all the 600+ pound people go for bariatric surgery? 

To Dr. Proctor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t watch this. The male nurse carried that chunk of skin like it was a damned whole side of salmon.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can’t watch this. The male nurse carried that chunk of skin like it was a damned whole side of salmon.

Me neither I usually look away during the surgery parts. The skin removal turns my stomach 

[OoogleEyes]

Has anyone ever done a statistical study on the Poundticipants? Like percentage of success stories out of the entire series? I can only think of a handful. I wonder how many Pounders participated in total?

[sainte-chapelle]

Anyone watching Love is Blind? This season is a bit of a slog 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How does this delicate flower poop?

And who wipes her ass? Does she make her poor sons do it? Adaptive ass wiping tool? She can't even get out of bed! 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I'm hoping Dr Now has an understudy.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Has anyone ever done a statistical study on the Poundticipants? Like percentage of success stories out of the entire series? I can only think of a handful. I wonder how many Pounders participated in total?

I wonder the same thing. I remember there was a woman from season 1 or 2 that did so well she worked for Dr for a while with other patients. She was quite the success story then I think she went through a rough emotional patch and gained most of it back.

[MagicEyes]

She just squawked like a chicken!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Leg still be shakin and still be hungry. 

[MagicEyes]

Has she been weighed yet? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Houston, we’ve got a problem. Lashanta (aka Drama Queen) is in going to hear Dr. Now unleash the kraken.

[Pepper Mostly]

SWEET JEEBUS SHE HAS GAINED ANOTHER EIGHTY POUNDS

Dr. Now: You don't even fit on the bed any more! 

Pepper Mostly: DEAD

[HorrrGoodnight]

You just wait Dr now, when I come back for the 765468th time, you'll see!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

She gained 81 pounds. Ummm, so much for the dieting.

[Red Bridey]

I called it. I said she's end up weighing more at the end than she did at the beginning. She's gained 83 lbs! This woman can put in the makeup but she is full of shit. 

[Chicklet]

She's gained a ton but her eyeshadow and eyelashes are sooo on point! Give her credit people. Anybody can walk.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Dr. Now, you gotta believe me.”

Dr. Now: I wasn’t born yesterday.

[Suzywriter]

Did Lashanta take even a step?

 

[HorrrGoodnight]

You were never in the program honey.

[Red Bridey]

If you removed her eyelashes, she'd lose five lbs.

[Pepper Mostly]

So now, in addition to being a food addict, she's addicted to being in the hospital, being hauled to an ambulance by a crew of firefighters, and being waited on hand and foot by hospital staff. And she is big mad that Dr. Now is not having any more of her shenanigans.

[Suzywriter]

Did Lashanta take even a step?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Did Lashanta take even a step?

 

Aw, you're adorable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So now, in addition to being a food addict, she's addicted to being in the hospital, being hauled to an ambulance by a crew of firefighters, and being waited on hand and foot by hospital staff. And she is big mad that Dr. Now is not having any more of her shenanigans.

She believes, because she fancies herself a princess, that she’s entitled to all the attention and everyone treating her like royalty.

[Chicklet]

Well that was fun, thanks for the company tonight everyone, have a good night.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s going to prove that Dr. Now is wrong about her. Okay.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Sweet Merciful Heaven. Goodnight!!!

[Suzywriter]

Holly did well. Lashanta just screamed.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all, topmnotch snark! Have a great week

Edited 6 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[Red Bridey]

Well, my lovies, I am very tired and am heading to bed. Have a lovely week, and I will see some of you on Friday night at the correctional facility!

Hugs!

[Pepper Mostly]

Thanks for all the laughs, friends! @MagicEyes keep your head up. I'll be thinking of you and sending lots of love your way. 

Hope to see you Friday for Fun with Felons! Love you all, peeps! MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great chat, kids. I needed the distraction. Enjoy the rest of the week and the lack of snow in the forecast. And don’t forget to spring forward! Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Be well, everyone. Sayonara.

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Has anyone ever done a statistical study on the Poundticipants? Like percentage of success stories out of the entire series? I can only think of a handful. I wonder how many Pounders participated in total?

Entertainment tonight says 112.

[ams1001]

Something was going on with the site or my computer or something and I couldn't reload the page. Good night everyone.