Season 13 Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Sad why?

Spoiler

He continued to lose weight and died in a car crash 2 months before his wedding day

 

[ams1001]

40 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

https://tvlistings.gracenote.com/grid-affiliates.html?aid=gapzap

Someone on another site found this, it looks like Zap2it, you have to change the zip code, but it works.   

Thanks! I was just playing with Titan but it feels very busy. So many colors.

Edit: I tried logging in with my Zap2It username and it worked!

Good night, everyone! I should probably eat some actual food before bed..

Edited March 27 by ams1001

[CrazyInAlabama]

S10.E04 WATN Mike and Chrystal, New, 4/2/2025

Mike was originally on S10 .E04 24 November 2021, from Marion, OH. Mike was born with a talent for sports -- and an omnivorous appetite to match. After his football dreams were dashed by multiple concussions, he packed on over 700 pounds. Now he must find a new purpose in life to avoid succumbing to pain and regret. ( I think he was the IT guy who lived in his parents basement, and was flying back from Houston for vistation with his kids. )  

 

Chrystal was originally on S9 E13 24 March 2021. From Spring Valley, CA (near San Diego).   Having her daughters help bathe her is not how Chrystal pictured parenting, but she is so large that there's no other option.She has two daughters who are her caretakers.    Chrystal wants Dr. Now's help, but she didn't know that bringing her childhood trauma to light would be part of the deal.  

[ams1001]

Hmmm....Conners at 8, Celeb Jeopardy at 9, leaves only half an hour to watch this, but I still wanna chat. Eating habit will be mac and cheese in broccoli; will make it as soon as I post this.

[Chicklet]

It's Wednesday! Yay. I had salmon and a salad, then some raisins for dessert. Those aren't as bad as grapes are they?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola fat chatters! How's everyone's week going? 

Eating habit? Salad, of course. Followed by a coffee chocolate chip Yasso bar. Then I had three squares of Dove chocolate, which are not on da diet. 

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

It's Wednesday! Yay. I had salmon and a salad, then some raisins for dessert. Those aren't as bad as grapes are they?

 

Grapes are the Devil's Fruit. I confess I've really been eating a lot of the tasty little imps from hell lately. 

[Chicklet]

Oof more piano legs on this one.

[Red Bridey]

Hi, my lovies! Eating habit tonight is bucatini, red sauce and one hot sausage. Glass of red wine. Happy to be here with you all!

[Pepper Mostly]

Let us now observe Chrystal "raising" her kids. this involves her sitting at the kitchen door and watching them cook her bushel baskets full of food. 

Paper plates, check!

[OoogleEyes]

Hola Pounders! I spent the entire day reading. It was grand.

I don't remember these peeps, but they're both from 2021, so I'm not hopeful

[Chicklet]

It's great to depend on an oxygen tank on wheels to help you walk, yikes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear God those pants. I'm traumatized. 

Honey, you left 600 behind long ago.

[Red Bridey]

That is one unfortunate choice of pants Crystal has on.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Chrystal claims she's raising her daughters, and the truth is they're her personal servants and always will be.   She's so selfish. 

The real hero of this episode is her wardrobe of sports bras, and her leggings.   Her sports bras double as a large purse with her phone and everything else she'll ever need stuffed in her bra.

Rosie the nurse for the first weigh in.    611, Chrystal must be short, I thought she weighed a lot more than that.  She's in terrible physical shape.  BMI of 123. 

I feel so sorry for her brother Josh finding out his dad molested her.  They should never have shown that on TV. 

Edited Thursday at 12:14 AM by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

HOLY SHIT SHE IS 4'11" and clocks in at over 600 pounds. I cannot.

[Chicklet]

She's over it? Is she sure? I mean heck nobody notices that 600 pounds that follows her around.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww the tie dye hides the filth 

[OoogleEyes]

She can't walk through the doorway 

[sainte-chapelle]

Step brother looks…numb

[Pepper Mostly]

She walked eleven steps. What a hero.

[ams1001]

(Shh...I have an orange. Don't tell anyone.)

5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The real hero of this episode is her wardrobe of sports bras.   

That poor bra!

[OoogleEyes]

Aw, man. That poor bra. Or whatever the heck that is

[sainte-chapelle]

I had a day today where I just ate…everything. The good news is no more snack in the house but I am also not 600lbs

[Red Bridey]

Good for her on the initial weight loss 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good for her but yikes she looks the same

[Chicklet]

I am not 600 pounds and I would rather be dead than go to a park in a sports bra and any kind of pants. Just kind of amazing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Her daughters are headed to 600 pound land too. 

She's "taking a break". DUN DUN DUN.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

I am not 600 pounds and I would rather be dead than go to a park in a sports bra and any kind of pants. Just kind of amazing.

I see a lot of 20 somethings doing that….jogging in just a sports bra and leggings. Though I don’t think Crystal is going for trendy 😂 I wouldn’t do it either.

Edited Thursday at 12:15 AM by sainte-chapelle

[Red Bridey]

Uh oh, she's taking a break for a "few days" because she's scared of overdoing it? This is not a good omen.

ETA Pepper, I am scared we share the same brain. Our observations are scarily similar!

Edited Thursday at 12:16 AM by Red Bridey

[Pepper Mostly]

She takes the pan out of the oven and plunks it right on the table. What the? 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Yes, sadly the daughters are well on the way to 600 lbs.  The food they 'took out of the oven' didn't look hot, the show has had cold food when the poundticipants were supposedly grilling or cooking. 

Mike, of Marion Ohio.   What a cute house his parents have.  His parents are such enablers.   775 lbs isn't a coping mechanism, and it's been years since he played football. 

Edited Thursday at 12:20 AM by CrazyInAlabama

[Chicklet]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I see a lot of 20 somethings doing that….jogging in just a sports bra and leggings. Though I don’t think Crystal is going for trendy 😂 

Yea I see women at the gym doing that, but nope not happening.

[sainte-chapelle]

Her kids clearly grew up with disordered eating…I am sad for them

[Pepper Mostly]

His wife said she was going to leave him because he was a huge enormous sack of lard. So rather than look in the mirror and decide to make a change in his life, he called his mommy and said he was coming home. Um, OK.

[MagicEyes]

If you're wondering what the "Lumberjack Slam Pack" is: 

The "Lumberjack Slam Pack" from Denny's is a family-sized breakfast platter consisting of 8 buttermilk pancakes, 8 scrambled eggs, 8 bacon strips, 8 sausage links, 4 grilled ham slices, hash browns, and toast, designed to serve 4 people. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

If you're wondering what the "Lumberjack Slam Pack" is: 

The "Lumberjack Slam Pack" from Denny's is a family-sized breakfast platter consisting of 8 buttermilk pancakes, 8 scrambled eggs, 8 bacon strips, 8 sausage links, 4 grilled ham slices, hash browns, and toast, designed to serve 4 people. 

And THAT was just the amuse bouche!

[sainte-chapelle]

I mean…I kinda don’t blame his wife for leaving. Either you get control of your addiction or I am out. I understand it’s a disease but ultimately you are responsible for your own mental health.

[Pepper Mostly]

"He didn't need to play football to be the best he could be"

Oooh, looks like that didn't work very well, Mom. 

[Red Bridey]

Holy crap, that's a lot of Chinese food. Mom's scared he'll die in the basement. Yup, that's a scary thought. How would they get him out?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I mean…I kinda don’t blame his wife for leaving. Either you get control of your addiction or I am out. I understand it’s a disease but ultimately you are responsible for your own mental health.

She was sick of watching the entire household budget disappear down his gullet.

[ams1001]

Ugh, that beard is tragic.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Ugh, that beard is tragic.

I can smell it from here

Would you choose your kids though? You choose food over your family. That is why your wife left and that is why you do not have custody of your children. 

[Pepper Mostly]

And now he's whinging about his kids. Sure buddy. You love them more than anything. Except tater tots, extra cheese pizza, HoHos, and lumberjack slam packs. Fuck off. 

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Ugh, that beard is tragic.

That beard is the least of his problems. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t remember these two people at all. None of my favourites are back for a follow up.

[Chicklet]

Oh his energy is a 15 after 3 weeks? Give me a break dude.

[sainte-chapelle]

How much was the assistant paid to say that?

[OoogleEyes]

How old is this guy? High school football was a long time ago

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t remember these two people at all. None of my favourites are back for a follow up.

Chrystal is memorable for the many roaches crawling up the wall behind her in the California apartment.    

Mike is the guy who whines about not visiting his kids.   He hasn't played football in years, so he needs to find another excuse for eating 10,000 calories family breakfasts.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t remember these two people at all. None of my favourites are back for a follow up.

Where's Lacey? An instant classic! Where's Schnee?

[ams1001]

I just realized oranges are too sticky for chatting; will save it for tomorrow.