Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

kyng 

Kyng, Legend... Zyoos, Kronoz, and Van Hylsng haven't been born yet.

[Keywestclubkid]

NOW that you think about it it sounds SUS? NOW?

[Empress1]

$1745 for an interstate move is really cheap. I assume that doesn’t include first, last and security.

Edited December 28, 2024 by Empress1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m getting together with some actual humans this week. I’ll try to work it into the conversation.

I got so many ball hammock ads I actually did work it into a conversation. It was all women, some of whom were then planning to ask their male partners about it. And so it goes . . .  .

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

$1745 for a move is really cheap. I assume that doesn’t include first, last and security.

did she also say another 1500 for snacks and food or did I hallucinate 

[Pepper Mostly]

This whole conversation is so stupid! "He's in the hole!" "What do you think he did?" How the hell should she know? Its pointless idle speculation. Meanwhile he's on the phone with a new floozie laughing his ass off. 

[Gobi]

"Baby, I'm sorry. I don't want to continue the lie. I don't like pot roast."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Meanwhile he's on the phone with a new floozie laughing his ass off

He moved on to the wig store owner.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Baby, I'm sorry. I don't want to continue the lie. I don't like pot roast."

gaaaasp 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

did she also say another 1500 for snacks and food or did I hallucinate 

She did. It cost me like $1400 to move five miles (I am firmly in my “hire movers” era) so her math is confusing me.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This whole conversation is so stupid! "He's in the hole!" "What do you think he did?" How the hell should she know? Its pointless idle speculation. Meanwhile he's on the phone with a new floozie laughing his ass off. 

Didn't we learn from Lindsey that people end up in the hole or with their release delayed because other inmates are jealous of their beauty? I'm sure that's what happened here. He is just too good for this world. 😁

[Gobi]

Wegovy may cause spontaneous human combustion.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Baby, I'm sorry. I don't want to continue the lie. I don't like pot roast."

"Well, I knew you were a felon but I didn't realize you were a commie!"

[WaltersHair]

"I don't want her to look at me like I'm crazy." Oh, Honey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wegovy may cause spontaneous human combustion.

Wegovy may cause you to purchase one or more ball hammocks.

Just now, WaltersHair said:

"I don't want her to look at me like I'm crazy." Oh, Honey.

Ship? Sailed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wegovy may cause spontaneous human combustion.

Have you been watching the new Dune series on HBO?

Tia, you can get a new nose for a mere several thousand dollars. Ask Melissa for a referral. I promise you that you’ll never look like your father again.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have you been watching the new Dune series on HBO?

No. Is that part of it?

[Pepper Mostly]

Girl, your grandma is about to slap some sense into your foolish head. 

[WaltersHair]

You just broke that sweet woman's heart. Poor Grandma.

[Keywestclubkid]

abuela like why? just tell me why hes in jail .. lol

[Pepper Mostly]

HOW DOES HE TREAT YOU REALLY WELL YOU FOOLISH WOMAN HE IS IN PRISON

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have you been watching the new Dune series on HBO?

If there is spontaneous human combustion in it, I am SO IN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandma knows where this is heading and it’s no place good.

[Empress1]

I am so, so grateful to have had a loving father who would have done anything for his kids. Tia saying she hasn’t seen her dad since she was nine is so sad.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dammit, don't make Grandma cry! 

[Gobi]

"I dont want you to be dogged..." She shouldn't be determined?

[OoogleEyes]

Fucking Turbotax

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

If there is spontaneous human combustion in it, I am SO IN.

Emily Watson, Mark Cross, Travis Fimmel. Need I say more?

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

No. Is that part of it?

DO NOT watch the movie Hereditary. I couldn't sleep.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I dont want you to be dogged..." She shouldn't be determined?

Raw dog?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Fucking Turbotax taxes

FTFY

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Raw dog?

Dogged out. Mistreated.

[Keywestclubkid]

the walls are soooooo dark it makes it look so stuffy and closed in 

[Gobi]

Something tells me that Krystal Meth has had more women than Sam.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Friend can’t believe how long Sam’s dry spell has been. This guy should buy Sam a night with a hooker, like a real friend would do.

[Keywestclubkid]

its been about 4 hrs for her not having sex .. this man is an idiot 

[Empress1]

Please let Cameron be one of those friends who calls Sam on his shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's the county jail over there". So fun when friends come to visit your hometown and you can show them where you went to elementary school and the park where you and your friends hung out and the jail your girlfriend was in for awhile. Sweet.

[Gobi]

Do they keep those pool balls in a hammock?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron’s thought bubble: Get me the fuck outta here!

[OoogleEyes]

That's a really dirty pool table 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sam is SO GROSS. He's 90 Day Loren levels of gross. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

That's a really dirty pool table 

So far nothing in this town has looked especially salubrious. 

[Empress1]

Cameron’s face is hilarious. “Please be for fucking real right now.”

[Keywestclubkid]

what is going on with his facial hair .. like its so patchy 

[Gobi]

It crossed his mind that she's using him!? Sweet baby Jesus!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kate gets interrogated in 3….2….1…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's spent over $100K, takes care of her Nana, and she doesn't even pretend to be sexually interested in him. This will end well. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kate couldn't drag a fork through that rat's nest on her head before going out? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kate, it’s known as unexpected consequences. Too bad you couldn’t foresee the handwriting on the wall this.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It crossed his mind that she's using him!? Sweet baby Jesus!

Sam trying to figure things out: