90 Day Fiance: The Last Resort

[Gobi]

Did they break up? I wasn't paying attention.

Sophie is snorting like a pig.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Did they break up? I wasn't paying attention.

Who even cares?

[sainte-chapelle]

Thank God those two are done, he cheated the second she got off the plane and she spent less than a month or two living with him

[Suzywriter]

What just happened?  Did Sophie just ditch Rob?

[Gobi]

"I want to be Happy, but I guess I'm Dopey."

[magemaud]

So the couples who were really broken up long before filming are formally breaking up at the recommitment ceremony? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll Florian calling her an English Muffin. Not very good therapists if they are crying instead of …I dunno…doing their jobs 

[Suzywriter]

Just remember, grits is eggs and sugar.

[Bees52]

Well, guess I lost that bet already! 😲

I see that therapist guy wiped away an nonexistent tear.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I want to be Happy, but I guess I'm Dopey."

And I'm Sleepy watching it.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What just happened?  Did Sophie just ditch Rob?

Yep she gave some bizarre speech about her inner child while the therapists cried.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

And I'm Sleepy watching it.

It’s making me Grumpy 

[sainte-chapelle]

You guys…

Spoiler

Sophie is dating Pedro!  Grain of salt via Reddit

 

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[magemaud]

Rob is going to shave off his ponytail. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys…

  Hide contents

Sophie is dating Pedro! 

 

Remind me who Pedro is please?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys…

  Reveal spoiler

Sophie is dating Pedro! 

 

I think it’s a publicity stunt like Veronica and Jamal 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remind me who Pedro is please?

Grain of salt as I saw it on Reddit but Pedro was married to Chantel 

[Gobi]

Brandon and Julia get their rocks off.

Jasmine: "I promise to love and honor you, and also fuck other men. Mostly fuck other men, to be honest."

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[sainte-chapelle]

How old is Sophie again? She acts like a child.

[Gobi]

Alec Baldwin, a shooting star.

[Bees52]

Looks like Sophie has regressed to a sad 13 year old.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

How old is Sophie again? She acts like a child.

25.

[Red Bridey]

I really really REALLY don't care about Gino and Jasmine even more than I don't care about the other couples so I am just going to mute them and read along with your snark. Make me laugh, people!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now we can devote a full 15 minutes watching and listening to Jasmine sobbing. Yeah, I might have to wash the dishes because I’m not sure I can take this.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Looks like Sophie has regressed to a sad 13 year old.

She needs to toddle back to the UK and hang out with her boorish controlling mother

[Gobi]

Gino agreed to an open marriage without Matt, and Jasmine wouldn't accept that. That tells you everything you need to know.

[Bees52]

Heh. Rob reads to the camera what he wouldn't read to Sophie. Nope, no pettiness there... 😏

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh please Rob you stuck you dick in any woman that glanced at you. You are no innocent party.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian is like, This is such bullshit!

[sainte-chapelle]

lol at Florian’s face

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine’s pregnant? Now she has yet another kid to neglect?

[magemaud]

Jasmine to Gino 

[Gobi]

Gino: "Sloppy seconds or no sloppy seconds? That is the question."

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine’s pregnant? Now she has yet another kid to neglect?

She’s due any day now with “just a friend” Matt’s baby. Oh and her fans are sending her things from her Amazon registry  

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[Shelbie]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Florian is like, This is such bullshit!

Florian is all of us.

[sainte-chapelle]

Rob is trash but isn’t wrong. 

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She needs to toddle back to the UK and hang out with her boorish controlling mother

Yet she’s still in LA. 

[sainte-chapelle]

[Gobi]

Jesus, grow a pair, Gino!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week’s Tell Nothing might be my last Last Resort. This show was stupider than I thought possible.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Jesus, grow a pair, Gino!

Preferably a working pair 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week’s Tell Nothing might be my last Last Resort. This show was stupider than I thought possible.

No sticking around to hear Rob call Jasmine a whore?

[Gobi]

Till next time, for the Nothing Left To Tell All.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course Stacey is wearing a crown

Good night friends I can’t believe this is finally over

[Bees52]

This bunch: One of our friend couples has broken up, but let's party!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a good night, everyone. Hope you have a great week.

[Red Bridey]

Oh lort, it's finally over. I mean, after Between the Bushes. And the Tell Nothing. And 90 Day Diaries. And the Last Resort Take Two We're Really taking Therapy Seriously This Time. But I never want to see Natalie or Gino/Jasmine or Stacey/Darcey ever again. 

Good night, my darlings. See you later on this week.

[Gobi]

Jasmine: "Can you hurry up? I can't wait to get back home and fuck Matt!"

[sainte-chapelle]

I love how no one is chasing down Sophie and Rob

[Bees52]

Good night all! See y'all next week for our lively discussion with Miss "I Don't Watch This Hot Mess, but I'll Host the Reunion!" Shaun. Enjoy the rest of your week. ❤️✌🏿️❤️

Edited 23 hours ago by Bees52