S01.E02: Tit For Tat

[ZettaK]

Yes, I caved and watched another episode.

Jax, Jason, Jesse, Jasmine, Janet. All those Js.

Is pageant coaching profitable?

Nia and Danny have Jax's number too. 

Jason is the nicest of the guys. Jesse is an asshole.

[TOL]

Jax just sucks as a human being.  Urkel-like in his “did I do that?” innocent act.  Plus every vile character trait ever displayed in a man.  

And Brittany.  I didn’t watch VPR rules until Jax (and Britany) left so I didn’t see much of her, but her new jaw makes her look like that puppet Madame.  And her teeth remind me of those flipper teeth that they give little pageant girls.  
 

They are both unwatchable - he’s just evil and she’s a dullard.

I like the new mom of three and her actor hubby.  I like the pregnant couple.  And I like Kristen’s poor boyfriend.  That’s about it.  I don’t even know if I can hate-watch with smarmy Jax on my screen

[Marley]

Zack sucks. I don’t like him at all. Total try hard.

Brittany and her excuses for Jax. Shut up with your weird mouth.

Jax has not grown up. He seems the same to me but just older. He was asking why Cruz was screaming and having a tantrum. Like get off your ass and go see what your own fucking kid is crying about.

Jax inviting Alex is such bs. He knows what he’s doing and he does not have good intentions. Again shut the fuck up Brittany. I don’t know much about Alex but he looks like a total dbag. Him agreeing to come on too makes him seem douchey. I know Kristen is crazy too lol but that doesn’t make Alex not a dbag.

Jasmine seems annoying as fuck so far too. Trying so hard to be in scenes.

[TOL]

 

Jax just sucks as a human being.  Urkel-like in his “did I do that?” innocent act.  Plus every vile character trait ever displayed in a man.  

And Brittany.  I didn’t watch VPR rules until Jax (and Britany) left so I didn’t see much of her, but her new jaw makes her look like that puppet Madame.  And her teeth remind me of those flipper teeth that they give little pageant girls.  
 

They are both unwatchable - he’s just evil and she’s a dullard.

I like the new mom of three and her actor hubby.  I like the pregnant couple.  And I like Kristen’s poor boyfriend.  That’s about it.  I don’t even know if I can hate-watch with smarmy Jax on my screen

 

*moved here from the other topic

[ZettaK]

So Jax invited Alex to trash Kristen, and probably ruin her new relationship. 

Luke is likeable. 

Edited March 27, 2024 by ZettaK

[dancingdreamer]

Jax is such a child. He's so invested  in Kristen  life,  but he can't move his @ss when he hears his son crying,  who obviously hurt himself. .  I think  Luke is okay, Alex is not. Well done Jax.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Daniel’s Neanderthal forehead/brow bugs me. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Unlike most of you, I love the scenes with the children.

Why was Cruz crying? He got stuck under the couch?

 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Trump and his old, wealthy, creepy friends would hang out and watch the pageant women? 

[Gharlane]

4 hours ago, Marley said:

Zack sucks. I don’t like him at all. Total try hard.

Is that the gay guy who sits on the sidelines and makes comments as if he's a Greek Chorus?

[bosawks]

6 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Jason is the nicest of the guys. Jesse is an asshole.

I feel like they cast Jesse just to make Jax look less like the semi-sentient shitstain he is.

And then Jax said, "Hold my beer."

[bosawks]

Luke not being the total pushover and Jax's befuddled reaction was one of the most entertaining things I've seen in awhile. 

[dancingdreamer]

Jax is such a child. He's so invested  in Kristen  life,  but he can't move his @ss when he hears his son crying,  who obviously hurt himself. .  I think  Luke is okay, Alex is not. Well done Jax.

[whydoievencare]

Brittany's mouth has now entered muppet territory.  Not attractive.  Same with the mega-boobs which start at her chin and go to her waist.  Both Jax and Brittany are so disingenuous about Alex being invited - I'm sure Jax  does it to stir up shit.  And then acts surprised that shit WAS stirred up.  (And while I was thrilled that Jax slammed Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules - I think Jax is a slimeball in every way.)

 

Edited March 28, 2024 by whydoievencare
Spelling counts.

[surfgirl]

This show is awful. That's all I got.

ETA: These people are awful too.

Edited April 3, 2024 by surfgirl

[TattleTeeny]

18 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Trump and his old, wealthy, creepy friends would hang out and watch the pageant women? 

Yes, but it was pageant girls. He talked about walking around wherever he wanted at the pageants he owned, including the locker rooms (or whatever you’d call it for a pageant — “locker room” does not sound right at all, haha!).

ETA: I should have said “pageant girls also”; I didn’t mean to imply that he didn’t do this to adult women as well. 

Edited March 28, 2024 by TattleTeeny

[kacesq]

On 3/27/2024 at 12:54 AM, Marley said:

Zack sucks. I don’t like him at all. Total try hard.

Brittany and her excuses for Jax. Shut up with your weird mouth.

Jax has not grown up. He seems the same to me but just older. He was asking why Cruz was screaming and having a tantrum. Like get off your ass and go see what your own fucking kid is crying about.

Jax inviting Alex is such bs. He knows what he’s doing and he does not have good intentions. Again shut the fuck up Brittany. I don’t know much about Alex but he looks like a total dbag. Him agreeing to come on too makes him seem douchey. I know Kristen is crazy too lol but that doesn’t make Alex not a dbag.

Jasmine seems annoying as fuck so far too. Trying so hard to be in scenes.

Jasmine is a former NY Jet and Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  She was featured on the DCC reality show and was cut at auditions for her third year.  Since then she's been trying for reality show fame, I think she also did The Bachelor. When I saw her in this, I thought she was working really hard to try to elevate herself from "friend of" status.

[MaggieG]

Why is Jax inserting himself in Kristen's life and why does he feel the need to speak on what she and her boyfriend decide to do? 

Luke seems like a nice guy but I think Kristen wants a baby more than she wants a relationship and Luke is just the guy that's there. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

You all must check out drunkdrawn’s Zack portrait.

[RealHousewife]

On 3/19/2024 at 8:37 PM, Emmeline said:

In the earlier years I thought Schwartz was so handsome.  The last few years, not so much.

I tuned in to VR last year and watched the reunion due to Scandoval. I then began season 1, and Schwartz was indeed so handsome, best looking dude on the show imo.

Debating on The Valley. I feel like I should finish my VR binge and then give it a chance. 

[Gharlane]

On 3/22/2024 at 1:39 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

So you know how Jax is criticizing Kristen for wanting to have a baby OUT OF WEDLOCK?

On the VPR After Show, he says that he thinks, every ten years, a married couple should be able to step back, reassess, and decide whether they want to continue the marriage, or go their separate ways.

What about "till death do us part" does he not understand? 🤔

 

On 3/27/2024 at 12:53 AM, ZettaK said:

Is pageant coaching profitable?

According to the hidden reality shows and documentaries on the subject, yes, it is extremely profitable.