S06.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Gobi]

And, Metallica goes off on her world tour.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just mail her divorce papers dude.this is dead in the water

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

This chick is kind of a bitch, no? 

Kind of?

[Pepper Mostly]

"We were made for each other!" No two people on planet Earth cry as much as these two. They should buy stock in Kleenex. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

This chick is kind of a bitch, no? 

She has an unusual ability to be a bitch in at least three languages!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

This chick is kind of a bitch, no? 

She is the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched. She bitches for Indonesia in the Bitch Olympics. She's Miss Bitch International World. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh new season of The Serpent Queen…I loved season 1

Ummmm. I would be careful with mushrooms 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dempsey is gathering poisonous mushrooms to feed to Stapler when she just cant take it anymore.

[Pepper Mostly]

She is so impssibly cute, I cannot even. What does she see in that gaping abyss of need that is Statler? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She comes from a long line of carnies.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love her Northern accent too. 

[OoogleEyes]

Dempsey seems like a sweetheart. Please tell me that she is a sweetheart 

[MagicEyes]

That van isn't going to be so fun when Statler has her daily stinky diarrhea.  

[Red Bridey]

Great minds, Pepper. I was thinking exactly the same thing. 

[Shelbie]

I wonder if Statler is moving to England legally. Wouldn’t surprise me if she thought the rules don’t apply to her.

[Gobi]

Dempsey needs a Stapler remover.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is anyone surprised that Stapler isn’t doing her share? I guess its because of the ADHD and autism.

[judylo]

Can everyone understand Dempsey? I am not usually bad at British accents, but the sound seems muffled. Maybe my ears are blocked?

Dempsey wants her life to be one big adventure? My she is young. Maybe explains Statler.

[kacesq]

Good evening friends! I shall be unpopular. I don’t like Dempsey or Statler. They try too hard to be quirky. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

James’ brother has his number. Bailing on the family business with no warning is such a dick move.

[Gobi]

"Oy mean, this whole van trip idea is a bit daft, innit?"

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is anyone surprised that Stapler isn’t doing her share? I guess its because of the ADHD and autism.

It's because she's a endless pile of SUCK.

[sainte-chapelle]

I love that she has a map book….my 20 something colleague does not even know what a map book is.

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love her Northern accent too. 

Ah, maybe that’s it.  I am more used to EastEnders!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That van isn't going to be so fun when Statler has her daily stinky diarrhea.  

Oh, god, that's right, bowel issues were a theme in their season. I wonder what gastrointestinal issues will plague her this time around.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

James’ brother has his number. Bailing on the family business with no warning is such a dick move.

You can just see the thought bubble over Brother James' head: "Pussy whipped fucker. Grow some balls, man!" 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, god, that's right, bowel issues were a theme in their season. I wonder what gastrointestinal issues will plague her this time around.

Quirky bowel syndrome?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its been about a month since Tata moved to Indonesia, and I just stopped crying yesterday"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fucking James. What an asshole.

[kacesq]

So this guy basically procrastinates on everything?

[sainte-chapelle]

HE WAS MARRIED BEFORE?!?! Sweet Jesus help us all…

[MagicEyes]

What kind of business do these people have? Anything we can buy online?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

James’ brother is named Jimmy? Are they like George Foreman’s kids, all named George?

[Gobi]

James' brother is named Jimmy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh James. Have you learned nothing? Don't answer that. 

Wait, his name is James and his brother is named Jimmy?

[Red Bridey]

So this douchebag James is quitting with ONE WEEK's notice? He's in his thirties for God's sake. He needs to Grow.The.Fuck.Up. And who is going to look after JoJo? He's dumping the dog on someone with one week's notice???

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So this guy basically procrastinates on everything?

Let me think about it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jimmy: You gotta tell them. 

James: No I don't. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

James, fuck you.

[sainte-chapelle]

lol I kinda love Jimmy…I like his snark 

Jimmy knows his brother is a moron

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Not with the state of the world.” All purpose excuse. Why do anything in that case.

[OoogleEyes]

Metalia?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

lol I kinda love Jimmy…I like his snark 

He should join us here.

[Red Bridey]

I like jimmy. I hate James.

[Gobi]

Okay, James is a strong contender for Douche of the Season.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jimmy….

[Auntie Anxiety]

Weekly reminder: Shekinah rhymes with vagina.

[judylo]

Again I missed something big! James was married before? He is married now to the Indonesian woman, right?

[Pepper Mostly]

How his brother and SIL aren't leaping from the couch and yelling "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU IDIOT HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A SHIT".

So, he won't tell Tata he doesn't want kids, he'd rather lie to her and break her heart, because he "can't lose her". He's going to end up chopping her to pieces and stuffing her in a trunk so he can keep her forever. He gives me the creeps. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Okay, James is a strong contender for Douche of the Season.

He's even douchier than Sarper. And THAT's saying something. 

 

[Sodium Feast]

So James is a unique mix of a-hole and wimp. I didn’t think it was possible but he’s proving me wrong. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bathroom break time.