Season 6, Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Graham. He's fifteen years old and has no idea what to do. 

[tvrox]

Graham says "the baby could die die" like "go to the store." Does he ever show any emotion??? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Maverick. That poor little mite's middle name is Maverick. Poor kid.

[For Cereals]

Lawrence’s buddies are a little…rough

[Auntie Anxiety]

Graham is so overwhelmed. It’s like he’s having an out of body experience.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor Graham. He's fifteen years old and has no idea what to do. 

Someone should have told him some things before this baby was born!

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Someone should have told him some things before this baby was born!

Yeah like how to use a condom. 

You picked the wrong night for a nice steak dinner, sorry stepdad. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lilly’s dad, stepdad and brother are there to keep tabs on Lawrence. Hahaha

[tvrox]

Margaritas at a steak house? Seems like a weird combo. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lawrence throws up at the table in 3….2……1

[Chris Knight]

I think it's nice Lily's family are treating Lawrence and his friends to a nice dinner. I assume they will part ways after dinner so the bachelor party can continue. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He still seems pretty quiet. Just quiet and drunk. 

[tvrox]

Uh is Southhampton going to let these rough guys in? Southampton, million dollar estates, Southhampton? 

[Pepper Mostly]

It seems silly that Lawrence is having a bachelor party. I mean, he and Lilly live together and have a kid (plus a stepkid). His bachelor days are FAR behind him. 

[Chris Knight]

His name is Brett ? He doesn't look like a Brett.

Damn this is a long induction. I'm tired.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Chris Knight

[Pepper Mostly]

Mandy would like to speak to the manager. 

And this my friends, is another hazard of inducing. If that baby isn't ready to come out, he ain't coming out. 

[tvrox]

Don't they usually let the father in for a csection? 

[Chris Knight]

Graham looks terrible. He looks like someone stuck him with a pin.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, that was excruciating. Thanks for all the laughs, friends! See you Friday for Fun with Felons! Have a wonderful week, love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thanks for playing, folks. Snarking is the best medicine! Have a great week. Back on Friday for LAL. Till then, aloha.

[tvrox]

Thanks for all the laughs! Night. 

[MagicEyes]

It's been fun! See you all next time!

[IvySpice]

Thanks to TLC for letting us experience this 56-hour labor saga in real time.

[HorrrGoodnight]

So if Dakwon (sp?) sits around jobless would that make Aniyah happy? He'd be around after all. 

The 'all men cheat and disappear when the child grows up' speech sounds like it's straight from her mama. 

[suzeecat]

Sheesh, did we miss any of the standard "Teen Mom" story lines?

* Strippers

* Drama about strippers

* Get this baby outta me, and

* Childbirth is PAINFUL!

*Baby Daddy needs to pay attention to ME and stay by my side and hop to my every order

*Baby Daddy checked out

*Grandmas giving more than their two cents' worth of snark

[BAForever]

14 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mandy would like to speak to the manager. 

And this my friends, is another hazard of inducing. If that baby isn't ready to come out, he ain't coming out. 

This times 1000 @Pepper Mostly. There are times when an induction is medically necessary, pure risk vs reward, but just because mom-to-be is anxious or uncomfortable isn't one of them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Graham’s life is going to change with the birth of the baby. He’ll be institutionalized within the first week.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Graham’s life is going to change with the birth of the baby. He’ll be institutionalized within the first week.

It's too much for someone so young. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Kayleigh, no one else ever went through what you did.

Edited August 20, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Graham’s life is going to change with the birth of the baby. He’ll be institutionalized within the first week.

That poor kid is teetering on the brink for months. He's headed for a breakdown. And Kayleigh and her doting mama will urge him on. There is not an ounce of empathy between them. 

[MagicEyes]

Wake me up when this part is over. I don't care about any of these people. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That poor kid is teetering on the brink for months. He's headed for a breakdown. And Kayleigh and her doting mama will urge him on. There is not an ounce of empathy between them. 

Yea no snark I think he had little to no guidance growing up. Now he has to deal with that, plus a baby, plus demanding girlfriend…I am honestly concerned for him.

[tvrox]

The "skills" that you have?? Sure. 

[MagicEyes]

Party promotion. The perfect job for a teen mom!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now she’s going to be an event planner? Oy vey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sure, honey. You love him to infinity and beyond. And in three months you'll be whining that you "just want to be a normal teenager" and fob him off on your mother.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, tvrox said:

The "skills" that you have?? Sure. 

That would be none. At all. 

[tvrox]

UGH. She's already going out and forgetting about the baby? That's awesome! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m a dinosaur. I hate the idea of social media.

[tvrox]

Is she doing porn? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Everyone thinks they can be an influencer….please

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Is she doing porn? 

Not yet. 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea no snark I think he had little to no guidance growing up. Now he has to deal with that, plus a baby, plus demanding girlfriend…I am honestly concerned for him.

Yeah its a bad situation all around. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Everyone thinks they can be an influencer….please

47,000 followers is not that many in the influencer scheme of things. Especially considering that probably half of them are bots. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, sucks to be you, honey. You’re a mother now.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not yet. 

What was her content? 

[Pepper Mostly]

You can get dressed while the baby is awake! Jesus, these girls. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

47,000 followers is not that many in the influencer scheme of things. Especially considering that probably half of them are bots. 

She hasn’t even broken 100,000…advertisers aren’t paying her shit

[tvrox]

Dae Dae is making sense and sounding like the sensible one. Scary LOL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She says "you're going to put your plans before your kid?".  I'd have given a lung for DaeDae to snap back with "Yeah, like you are". But alas.