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[Auntie Anxiety]

So God didn't run the pregnancy by Garrick? Usually the two talk about things like this.

Hearing that Shane had/has kidney cancer makes me feel bad about this whole enterprise.

[Shelbie]

Ick is positively disgusting and I can’t believe multiple women see any worth in him. The thought of even kissing him makes my skin crawl.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Ick is positively disgusting and I can’t believe multiple women see any worth in him. The thought of even kissing him makes my skin crawl.

He's almost as gross as Kyle. 

Jesus, maybe offer Sarah some coffee? A glass of water? 

Edited April 30 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

I met some friends for lunch yesterday and noticed a new ax throwing place opened up in the same strip mall.

[CSunshine76]

Hey Sara, it’s our second group date, please commit to being my wife’s wife, immediately!

[EtheltoTillie]

How in the world did this happen? Asks ick.  Um  The usual way?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, go sit in your rocking chair, put your feet up, and let your baby gestate. This is nonsense.

[tvrox]

HI all!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

Hey Sara, it’s our second group date, please commit to being my wife’s wife, immediately!

Right? In her shoes I would be seriously leery of going to their house on my own. And what is in this for her? She's a spare part. 

She went all the way to their house for this five minute convo? 

[tvrox]

What is the black thing poking out of her shirt? Doesn't look like a mic? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shane continues his reign as cuckold of the week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shane: Its not jealousy.....

Pepper Mostly: It was just a tingle in your man bits. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Shane: Its not jealousy.....

Pepper Mostly: It was just a tingle in your man bits. 

It’s God

[Maybeitsme]

Ikr, she had barely sat down and they were walking her to the door. Weird 

[EtheltoTillie]

They’re acting very demanding too!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

How would you like to live next to the Derricos? That would be too much noise for me.

[judylo]

On 4/16/2024 at 4:53 PM, precious pupp said:

Jennifer seems kind of robotic, like a Manson girl.  Her affect is strange.  April is always wanting to add wives, and other than a monetary excuse, I don't get it.  One N Danielle is in way over her head, seems to me.  Very weird set-up.

Garrick is a horndog, period.  A freaking MONTH in Brazil?  He's lost it.

VERY Manson girl vibes.

[EtheltoTillie]

Every couple a train wreck this week 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shimmered is going to give them a lesson in polygamy. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How would you like to live next to the Derricos? That would be too much noise for me.

Hard pass…please don’t let them show up in my Reels feed 

[tvrox]

Why don't they get into a relationship with this couple? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alexus left town and didn’t leave any forwarding address. 

[Pepper Mostly]

How would one relate to Naeem? He's about as interesting as a bowl of cold mashed potatoes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So, after all this discussion with your friend, maybe you’ve come to realize that you don’t need another wife after all? I crack myself up sometimes.

[CSunshine76]

Maybe there aren’t any options for a second wife because you shouldn’t have a second wife? Just a thought. These people that have been married for ages suddenly wanting to add someone just seems off.

Edited April 30 by CSunshine76

[Pepper Mostly]

What reason would a woman have for joining this arrangement? I'm still baffled. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannnielllle, if you don;’t want to be the third wheel, then don’t be. I don;t know what else’s to say.

[tvrox]

Wow her English has really improved in six weeks. Or maybe it wasn't that bad to begin with and she lied? Hmm.

[Pepper Mostly]

The guy that works in the office ended up searching Garrick out? How I longed to hear Garrick finish that anecdote with "and then he beat me up behind the dumpster". Another hope dashed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathalie demands to know how this pregnancy happened. Hahaha

[Pepper Mostly]

Now Natalia's grilling them about birth control! I am DYING here. 

I would laugh and laugh if Natalia was pregnant too. Laugh hysterically. 

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So God didn't run the pregnancy by Garrick? Usually the two talk about things like this.

Hearing that Shane had/has kidney cancer makes me feel bad about this whole enterprise.

This whole fertile days discussion is super awkward!!! 

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I met some friends for lunch yesterday and noticed a new ax throwing place opened up in the same strip mall.

Maybe Kyle and Ashley will go there!!! 

[Maybeitsme]

Well there it is, the ever elusive Danielle smile. Haven't seen that in awhile.  And all it took was Natalia to act jealous 🙄 

Garrick still doesn't have a clue 

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Hey Sara, it’s our second group date, please commit to being my wife’s wife, immediately!

Sad to say, but he's clearly on a timeline. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Dannnnnnnielle hear herself? "I think Natalia is angry at me, like I did this on purpose to keep Garrick"! I'm just....what? I thought the most important thing for women was to deal with their jealousy. Someone needs to tell Natalia. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Dannnnnnnielle hear herself? "I think Natalia is angry at me, like I did this on purpose to keep Garrick"! I'm just....what? I thought the most important thing for women was to deal with their jealousy. Someone needs to tell Natalia. 

Nat was blind-sided by the news. Now it will be harder for her to have Garrick and the green card all to herself.

[For Cereals]

Ooh Amy Winehouse docudrama.  Did they ask John’s girlfriend?

[Auntie Anxiety]

That salmon looks good.

[sainte-chapelle]

I forgot this mess was on….miss anything good?

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Every couple a train wreck this week 

Every week. 

[For Cereals]

Is that a monitor for the baby that’s coming any day?

[tvrox]

If my husband had cancer, my first thought wouldn't be I have to go find someone else now in case he dies. What is wrong with Ashley???

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nat was blind-sided by the news. Now it will be harder for her to have Garrick and the green card all to herself.

But what difference would that make? She's out in two years, tops. Once she's got a ring on her finger and a green card, she won't need her sham marriage to Garrick. Her only worry is that she'll be stuck providing sisterly baby care instead of just swanning around nibbling bon bons and providing the occasional blow job. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, it’s called having a best friend. I was with my best friend this afternoon. We’ve been friends since 1971. You don’t need a sister wife for emotional discussions.

[CSunshine76]

6 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Sad to say, but he's clearly on a timeline. 

But he doesn’t really know, because he hasn’t had a recent scan (or is now waiting on results). I just find it very odd timing, pregnant and about to pop and husband may or may not be ill. Just a weird dynamic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick, I was just thinking about you!!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nathalie demands to know how this pregnancy happened. Hahaha

She can kick rocks. She wanted Garrick all to herself, his kids are getting older etc. Kinda hard to ditch a pregnant girlfriend for your new piece.

Edited April 30 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Billy thinks his sister is a weirdo.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I forgot this mess was on….miss anything good?

Well, you did miss Dannnnnnnnielle and Natalia's touching reunion. And her cold fury about Dannnnnnnielle's pregnancy. That was fun. 

[tvrox]

Is April pregnant?