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These people think polygamy ok in the bible? Granted it's been a while since I've been in church, but I must have missed that part. 

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Just now, CSunshine76 said:

Nope Garrick. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Holy shit man.

Here, breathe into this paper bag. Slow and steady. Put your head between your knees. You'll be OK.

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol what the fuck is going on here?!?!

Wait till he starts crying!

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She divorced her husband and then the 90 dayer didn't even come to the states to get the green card??? 

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Just now, tvrox said:

She divorced her husband and then the 90 dayer didn't even come to the states to get the green card??? 

Yup. So now she has no husband, no protection for herself or her kids once the new bride arrives on the scene. She's an IDIOT par excellence. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The thing I don't get is why they all loved Roberta so much. She was deadly dull. 

I could smell the grift a mile away. Her plan was to push Dani out but when she realized they would be others she took their money and cut her losses.

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They don’t have sex during Ramadan? Did I hear that right?

You can have sex during Ramadan, just not from dawn to dusk. Once the sun goes down all bets are off. 

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3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick: I don’t think Roberta will be back in our lives. It will be like someone rising from the dead.

Me: Ummmmm, isn’t that your religion?

I am Catholic but never learned about the sperm to the brain part

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They don’t have sex during Ramadan? Did I hear that right?

I heard “fast,” but isn’t sex part of the fasting? 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am Catholic but never learned about the sperm to the brain part

Because Garrick just made that shit up!!

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3 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

I heard “fast,” but isn’t sex part of the fasting? 

They can't eat, drink, or have sex during the day. From sunrise to sunset. Once the sun goes down there's a big meal, think Christmas dinner, and they get down until sunrise if they want. 

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4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wow those outfits on new girl seem really Muslim appropriate... LOL. 

The tattoos, most Muslims consider them haram (forbidden)

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9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick: I don’t think Roberta will be back in our lives. It will be like someone rising from the dead.

Me: Ummmmm, isn’t that your religion?

I'm DYING. 

If she's that pregnant, should she really be up on the counter? 

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2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The tattoos, most Muslims consider them haram (forbidden)

Hey, she doesn't have to be a strict Muslim! Just spiritual! And willing to sex up some married guy. 

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Yall see Danielle check that camera before she went into her…..whatever the hell that wailing was? Shew! Thought she was gonna talk about her sister wives, rocking chairs, a front porch, and grandkids next. 
 

Also, I came in late, and I’m bad with names anyway. The previous couple is basically a cuck who’s gonna move his wife’s new girlfriend in with them, right?

 

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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shane thinks he made his ex girlfriend gay. OOOOOOO-KAY. 

Such a 90s high school attitude. I remember dudes saying «  oh we broke up now she is gay I totally turned her » like..no

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Debbie wearing Assley’s bridal tiara around her neck in the talking head?

Dead

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Just now, tvrox said:

The one big bed would be a BIG no no from me. 

Me too. I like having the bed to myself. Don’t even allow the dog on it. And those sheets must be a bitch to launder.

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Just now, tvrox said:

The one big bed would be a BIG no no from me. 

This bunch is REALLY weird. The two original recipe wives are married to each other. They all sleep in the same bed. This is not polygamy, its polyamory, and everyone is sexing up everyone else. Yikes. The permutations. The possible combinations. My head is spinning. 

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1 minute ago, tvrox said:

The one big bed would be a BIG no no from me. 

Never in a trillion years would I share a bed with that many people.

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Me too. I like having the bed to myself. Don’t even allow the dog on it. And those sheets must be a bitch to launder.

Where would you even get sheets to fit it? They must cost the earth. 

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I love the secrets and Sandals ads where everyone is super fit. I went to a Sandals and brought tons of coverups etc because I was a bit shy and embarrassed…..day two here comes the muffin top  in a bikini eating my jerk chicken by the pool. 

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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This bunch is REALLY weird. The two original recipe wives are married to each other. They all sleep in the same bed. This is not polygamy, its polyamory, and everyone is sexing up everyone else. Yikes. The permutations. The possible combinations. My head is spinning. 

Where does one buy a big bed like this? 

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