PrincessPurrsALot July 31, 2022 Share July 31, 2022 Quote Dannielle feels Garrick and Roberta should not try for a baby until she's in Colorado. Sidian courts Arielle as Tosha's mom questions the lifestyle. The Davises get serious about Danielle joining their family. Marcus pursues Janae, but she isn't sold yet. Dannielle shows some common sense. Garrick, as always, does not. The Davises want sentient bobblehead Danielle to join the family. Of course they do. She cannot engage in a meaningful conversation. They have little to nothing on common. She comes off like she's 13 years old. Yep, she's ready to join this mess of a family. Nick is happy to drag in anyone who can help pay the bills, tell him he's the bestest ever, and will have sex with him. Janae hopefully continues to show the sense she showed last week and says buh-bye to Marcus. I wonder when she can get the next flight home? Original air date 2022.08.01 1 2 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/
Auntie Anxiety August 1, 2022 Share August 1, 2022 On 7/31/2022 at 1:22 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said: The Davises want sentient bobblehead Danielle to join the family. Of course they do. She cannot engage in a meaningful conversation. They have little to nothing in common. Wait! You forgot that they are all Mensa members. 6 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7578779
candall August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Well, I am leaving Rachel Maddow's lecture on the history of Ayman Al-Zawahiri to see whether Dannnnielle will approve Garrick having international sex with Bert if he snivels about it long enough. My parents would be so proud. . I'm on board with Danielle II joining the Cult of Nick Worship. A lid Three lids for every pot. 3 5 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579449
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Well, it turns out that I didn’t accomplish anything today, but I did do a lot of thinking, so there’s that. 2 8 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579468
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 The new sMothered lineup? Yikes. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579479
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Hey frens! I cannot believe that I'm doing this. Can someone please pass the vodka? Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: The new sMothered lineup? Yikes. Just watching the last five minutes of this makes me want to jump out a window. 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579481
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Just the previouslies and I’m already sickened. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579492
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Oh god that's right, Nick went to the bathroom after sexing up Danielle, and threw Jennifer a quickie on his way back to the family bed. There is not enough brain bleach in the WORLD. 2 3 2 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579495
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Insipidian in first up. He needs a testosterone IV stat. 2 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579497
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Ooooh, manly man Sidian builds fire. And look at these two! They can't keep their hands off each other! And the conversation! So sparkling! 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579500
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Insipidian: Arielle & I think it couldn't get any better. . . so hang up now and leave us alone. 6 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579503
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 I’m not sure Arielle has it in her to be in a polygamous relationship. Does she have any childcare skills? 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579504
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Sure, Tosha, just lob that awkward question. She wants to imagine Sidian and Arielle getting freaky while she has a nice wank at home. It will help her feel closer to them both. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579505
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Hahaha, Insipidian just cursed the relationship with those words. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579509
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 OH FUCK OFF SIDIAN WITH YOUR FURROWED BROW AND HOLDING FORTH ABOUT "THE CHOICES YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LIVE THIS LIFESTYLE". He is shit. Sidian, you better hope that "something comes up", heh heh. 1 1 2 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579510
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 It's not that Insipidian is cheap or poor. He's just a nature-loving, hopeless romantic. That's why Arielle gets sunsets and campfires, and Tosha gets internet phone calls. 2 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579514
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Dannniellle, the worst case outcome is that Garrick decides to stay in Brazil. Or it may be the best case outcome. You decide. 1 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579519
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 (edited) Brother Sam: You're still sleeping while I'm drinking my coffee Pepper Mostly: But those days will be part of your past once your damp sniveling husband impregnates Bert and you'll be up with the birds doing baby care. You'll probably have to wait on her hand and foot and cook her tempting dainties when she's pregnant, too. Edited August 2, 2022 by Pepper Mostly 3 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579520
sainte-chapelle August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 So I think Tosha was a little passive aggressive with the questions they didn’t ask permission before becoming intimate and she is kinda pissed. This is reality Tosh.0 1 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579521
PrincessPurrsALot August 2, 2022 Author Share August 2, 2022 I really want Dannielle's brother to ask how much money they have sent Bert. 2 5 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579525
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Dannnnnnielle looks rough. Is she full of novocain or something? Her face looks all weird. Oh Dannnnnnnielle. Bert is not coming. 5 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579528
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Sam is talking too much sense and Dannnniellle’s brain is about to explode. 1 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579529
sainte-chapelle August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Cut to Bert secretly taking the pill 1 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579530
PrincessPurrsALot August 2, 2022 Author Share August 2, 2022 Wow, someone actually said Garrick is being selfish. I will now refer to him as Brother Obvious. 1 3 3 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579532
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Some of Dannnielle's comments sound like she's ready to ditch Garrick if Roberta comes, or if Roberta doesn't come. She's anxious. 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579533
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Oooooh, trouble in Nick's Groovy Sexytime Paradise? Wife Jennifer is not down with bringing in another wife. She's been putting on the brakes from jump. 1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said: Some of Dannnielle's comments sound like she's ready to ditch Garrick if Roberta comes, or if Roberta doesn't come. She's anxious. God, I just want to shake her! Girl! WAKE THE HELL UP 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579535
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Nick is considering his options. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579541
sainte-chapelle August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Dannnnnnielle looks rough. Is she full of novocain or something? Her face looks all weird. Oh Dannnnnnnielle. Bert is not coming. Maybe she is opening a store with Azan 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579546
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 So my washing machine won’t get fixed until Thursday and I have a load of VERY wet sheets in there, much to wet for me to wring out. Not a good situation (heh). But at least I don’t think I’ll have to buy a new washer, so there's that. Marcus just learned how conversations work? Okay. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579547
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Marcus, there is no plan! You are a gross, skeevy horndog who's just trawling for pussy. You're like a shark. 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: So my washing machine won’t get fixed until Thursday and I have a load of VERY wet sheets in there, much to wet for me to wring out. Not a good situation (heh). But at least I don’t think I’ll have to buy a new washer, so there's that. You'll just have to buy some new sheets. I'd jump at the chance! 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579550
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Is it too much to ask that Janae still realizes that Marcus’ “dynamic” sucks? 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579556
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Of course she didn't ask "how does this work?" She probably slammed that Uber door and thanked the lord Jesus for her deliverance. And now they're going to stalk her. How will she be able to resist? 2 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579557
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 How is Marcus a politician and law-maker, if he believes that he has two wives? "Between she and I," TLC sickens me with their bad illiteracy. 2 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579559
sainte-chapelle August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 My friend was actually in a relationship like this for quite some time. When she tells me stories about her own past polygamy the whole thing sounded one sided and really emotionally abusive. She vehemently denies this but her stories were very shocking and she is in a happy monogamous marriage now and she still doesn’t see it, even years later…..I don’t get it…. 3 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579561
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Dannniellle has to beat around the bush because she’s not allowed to have an opinion. 2 1 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579563
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Dannielle reminds Ick 1000 different ways that he's impotent. Ick stupidly ponders, "What do a few weeks matter?" His love is so deep that he dreads the flight time. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579566
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Of course Garrick hates to fly. He's such a weenie. Dannnnnnnielle tells Garrick she thinks he should wait to bang Bert. He looks like a kid whose ice cream fell off the cone. 1 7 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579567
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Why can’t Bert get her own ticket? Was that ever explained (other than the fact that she’s slow walking the entire process)? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579571
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Now he's ready to just fly to Brazil several times a year to get his rocks off. He's transparent as glass. He's too chickenshit to cheat outright so he has to come up with this cockamamie polygamy story. I just want to SLAP him. Hard. 2 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579576
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 All of these issues are just dawning on Dannielllle at the 11th hour. 🤷♀️ 1 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579583
PrincessPurrsALot August 2, 2022 Author Share August 2, 2022 Dannielle was not being "very emotional". She is being rational and logical. Ick is still thinking with little Ick. He really thinks if he impregnates Bert she'll be with him forever. 2 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579584
sainte-chapelle August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Silly Danielle…of course it is all about Bert. He wants to knock her up so she is trapped and he will move there if he has to. Stupid Dani better have secured a financial future for the kids. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579585
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 How Ick earned his name: "Roberta is my family," and, "Roberta is a part of me." Nothing like incestuous masturbation. 2 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579586
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 I am literally screaming at my TV right now! Jesus, Dannnnnnielle! What is it going to take to drag the scales from your eyes? I am all for Mama Tosha. She knows what's what. Just now, sainte-chapelle said: Silly Danielle…of course it is all about Bert. He wants to knock her up so she is trapped and he will move there if he has to. Stupid Dani better have secured a financial future for the kids. She divorced Garrick so he could bring Bert here on a fiancee visa. I am prepared to bet the farm that her kids are not adequately protected. IF Bert comes, once she gets her hooves on that marriage license, Dannnnnnnnielle and those kids will be lucky to get a crust. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579587
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Wait, they're letting Nick unfold the blanket himself? 2 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579596
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 This is an entire conversation, in really bad code, about polyamory. 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579597
Pepper Mostly August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 "If she's able or capable"?? What the fuck? Do we want to know this, really? Just now, Grifter Lives said: This is an entire conversation, in really bad code, about polyamory. Bingo 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579599
Auntie Anxiety August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: 5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: She divorced Garrick so he could bring Bert here on a fiancee visa. I am prepared to bet the farm that her kids are not adequately protected She needed an iron clad document to protect herself and her kids, something that Garrick couldn’t change after he becomes a father again. I doubt she has that protection. 2 3 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579601
Grifter Lives August 2, 2022 Share August 2, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: "If she's able or capable"?? What the fuck? Do we want to know this, really? No. Brain bleach has not yet erased the hot tub scenes from my memory. 1 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579602
PrincessPurrsALot August 2, 2022 Author Share August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Wait, they're letting Nick unfold the blanket himself? Sing along with me, "You're a big boy now!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/132684-s04e09-you-want-all-the-juicy-details/#findComment-7579603
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