Cobalt Stargazer February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Oh, hell. Michelle Stafford, just for the possible UCG of Whoopi Goldberg showing up stoned and over-riding her with some stream of consciousness babble. You're a big-time Hollywood director casting your next project. Who do you cast as your male lead - Ryan Paevey or Bradford Anderson? Link to comment
Tiger February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Bradford; my hatred of Spin aside, he is a really actor that is capable of delivery amazing performances when given the material. A major snowstorm has blown in and you're trapped in a studio apartment with a broken heater. Would you rather be trapped with Heather, or Lucy? Link to comment
ulkis February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Heather - it's not like I'd ever ever EVER date Franco, so I wouldn't be on her bad side, and her voice doesn't make me want to take a pencil and destroy my eardrums with ti. Sonny's Island, or Cassadine Island? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Cassadine Island. There's no hiding off the coast of Bolivia. We've stepped into scary places in this game. This this this is what Ron does to us. You are Jason. You have the choice to eliminate one member of your fan club because now you are like well Feels Jason. Does Sonny, Liz, Carly, or a random surprise entrant go? Link to comment
OnceSane February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 Wow, tough choice. I'll choose Carly, if only because I can always shoot Sonny later. Would you rather be impregnated by Julian or Duke? Link to comment
ulkis February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 (edited) Oh, hell. Michelle Stafford, just for the possible UCG of Whoopi Goldberg showing up stoned and over-riding her with some stream of consciousness babble. You're a big-time Hollywood director casting your next project. Who do you cast as your male lead - Ryan Paevey or Bradford Anderson? Just wanted to jump in and say I usually would cast BA, but if it was a Superman movie, I definitely would cast Paevey. Edited February 16, 2015 by ulkis Link to comment
Francie February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 You're a big-time Hollywood director casting your next project. Who do you cast as your male lead - Ryan Paevey or Bradford Anderson? Question first. Does the male lead need to speak? Would you rather be impregnated by Julian or Duke? Duke. That's how much I hate WdV's version of Julian. I'd rather have a zombie child. Would you rather be forced to take your own life in your hands by attending a swanky shin ding thrown at the Haunted Star or the Cassadine mansion? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 The Haunted Star. If there are lifeboats, there's a better chance of escape. Would you rather watch Nikolas make out with Tumor!Emily on a loop Or Pay attention while Spinelli bloviates about "Stone Cold"? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Spinelli. I can't with NL. She's not Emily. You have to work at a Port Charles business. Do you work at SonnyBucks Coffee Shop, Metro Court, Kelly's, with Sam as a um PI watching her and Patrick makeout, Baby Georgie's nanny where Maxie is your boss, ELQ where Micheal is your boss, GH where Dr. O is your boss, or The Docks where either Fluke or Duke are your boss? You get full benefits at each job. Link to comment
Tiger February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Kelly's. Ron has been watching "Friends", and has decided he wants to do a brain-transplant story. Would you rather see Bryan Craig take over the role of "Helena Cassadine", or Michelle Stafford takes over the role of "Dante Falconeri"? 2 Link to comment
ulkis February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Bryan as Helena. The UCG would be amazing. Go on a date with Blackie Parrish or Noah Drake? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 (edited) Bryan Craig because omg well CT would give him acting tips first, then well Morgan in possession of Helena Cassadine's brain? That would actually be good. Tell me that's not better than Fluke or Sonny bangs New Love of Life Pt 8 Billion. You have no choice. Pick the next supercouple from these choices: Micheal and Sabrina, Dante and Robin, Anna and Sloane, or Jordan and Ned. ETA: Blackie Parrish. John Stamos, yo. My option is above. Edited February 17, 2015 by Grrpants09 Link to comment
Chanandler February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 I think Dante and Robin is an interesting idea, actually. Except that it would put her in close proximity to Sonny again. And of course, she's not on the show at the moment. (Heh, now I'm imagining the promotion of a Dante/Robin storyline without Robin as a regular in the soap mags: "It's basically a romance totally via Skype," smiles Carlivati. "There's something so old-fashioned about it, yet modern at the same time. You can look at it as our tribute to Her, except they're both human beings!" Aaaaand the press goes wild.) Would you rather Morgan gain 50 IQ points or be revealed as Avery's father? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 I'm sure that Morgan could at least find the damned towels without those fifty points, and Sonny needs another kid like I need a fatter ass. Would you rather present Ron with a Best Writing award or RoHo with a Best Acting award? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 RoHo win an acting award. He's really not a smug dude and hates publicity. He'd probably be able to get buzz to get a better job and quit. He's the Phantom of the Soap for a reason. You can recast one former OLTL actor in any role. Do you put RoHo as anyone but Franco, ME as notSilas, or insert surprise actor in any role? Link to comment
Tiger February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Kassie as recast Nina. Would you rather see Cristela Alonzo recur as her ADA character, or Derek Theler as his doctor character? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Derek Theler. He's hot, not a douche, and we need doctors on the damn show. You can reunite any couple. Do you choose Jax and Brenda, Sam and Jason, or Morgan and Ava? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 MORGAN AND AVA! Ahem. Would you rather bring Kimberly McCullough back permanently, but for Ron's writing to stay shitty, or for Robin to be forgotten about altogether and a vast improvement in the writing? 1 Link to comment
ulkis February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 MORGAN AND AVA! Ahem. Would you rather bring Kimberly McCullough back permanently, but for Ron's writing to stay shitty, or for Robin to be forgotten about altogether and a vast improvement in the writing? The latter. That goes for any of my faves. You get to take out one person from the Magic Milo act, Milo or Max? 1 Link to comment
Chanandler February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 I'm with you, ulkis- gotta think of the greater good. Plus in Robin's case, being sacrificed for the sake of the show is a hell of a lot nobler to me than what actually happened when she sacrificed herself for stupid Jason. You get to take out one person from the Magic Milo act, Milo or Max? "Take out" like on a date, or "take out" as in murder? If it's the first, Max. I've always had an inexplicable soft spot for him. If it's the second, Milo. He does nothing but irritate me. Who would you rather be Sam's new PI partner: a returned Lucky, Spinelli, or Lulu? Link to comment
Tiger February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) Returned Lucky. It makes more sense given his background than being a cop. Would you rather attend Spencer's birthday party, or be locked in the same jail cell as Luke? Edited February 18, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Cattitude February 18, 2015 Author Share February 18, 2015 I'll take cell with Luke b/c I can strangle him right? Would you rather be Ava returning to Sonny raising Avery or Robin returning to Patrick sexing up Sam? Link to comment
Tiger February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 Either way, do I get to kick the respective douche canoe in the balls? Ill take Ava return in to find Sonny raising Avery. Would you rather waltz with Helena, or do a tango with Duke? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 Waltz with Helena. I learned the hard way not to tango with cats. Would you rather Avery be raised by Brenda and Micheal or Morgan and Not Dead Lilly? Link to comment
ulkis February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 I'm with you, ulkis- gotta think of the greater good. Plus in Robin's case, being sacrificed for the sake of the show is a hell of a lot nobler to me than what actually happened when she sacrificed herself for stupid Jason. "Take out" like on a date, or "take out" as in murder? If it's the first, Max. I've always had an inexplicable soft spot for him. If it's the second, Milo. He does nothing but irritate me. Who would you rather be Sam's new PI partner: a returned Lucky, Spinelli, or Lulu? I meant take out, as in take out of the act :) Link to comment
Tiger February 19, 2015 Share February 19, 2015 Waltz with Helena. I learned the hard way not to tango with cats. Would you rather Avery be raised by Brenda and Micheal or Morgan and Not Dead Lilly? Hmmm . . . Joker face Brenda or Scar face Lilly . . . Ill take Lee-Lee & Morgan. Would you rather Erika Slezak or Robin Strasser play "Patricia Spencer"? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 19, 2015 Share February 19, 2015 Robin Strasser. ES can be on set smacking Ron and Frank across the face. Plus, fierce hats! Would you rather Jerry Van Dorn or Wayne Northrop play a love interest for Tracy? Link to comment
Tiger February 23, 2015 Share February 23, 2015 (edited) JvD because WN was really bad on Days a few years ago. Would you rather go to the Oscars with Franco or Spinelli? Edited February 23, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 23, 2015 Share February 23, 2015 Franco. Roger Howarth in a suit. Fuck yeah! You get billions to cast a WWE star in a GH role. Is it Chris Jericho as Lucky, Seth Rollins as a recast Morgan Corinthos, Dean Ambrose as Dillion Quartermaine, or Dolph Ziggler as AJ? 1 Link to comment
OnceSane February 23, 2015 Share February 23, 2015 Dean Ambrose as Dillon, that would be fan-freaking-tastic. Would you rather Luke's alter be Tim or Pat? Link to comment
Tiger February 23, 2015 Share February 23, 2015 Pat. The show is already so bad, lets see how much worse it can get! Would you rather drop Spencer or Spinelli into a hellmouth? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 23, 2015 Share February 23, 2015 Spencer! Omg Spencer! Which character do you think would win in a fight- Patrick or Carly? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 The current version of Carly would likely just open that gaping maw of hers and bite her opponent in half, so my money's on her. Would you rather watch the kiddie quad every day for a month Or Watch Franco "romance" Nina nonstop for a week? Link to comment
Tiger February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 (edited) Not to mention Patrick looks so thin that a 10 mph wind could probably knock him over. With all that hot air coming out of Carly he doesn't stand a chance. I'd rather watch kreepy kiddie quad than Franco & Nina doing anything, no matter the watch length differential. Would you rather let Spinelli sleep on your couch in your studio apartment, or leave Cam in your home unsupervised and surrounded by lit candles? Edited February 27, 2015 by Tiger 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 27, 2015 Share February 27, 2015 Spinelli would probably get me free cable so he can stay. I don't need a 40 yr old kid. Would you prefer Ric defending you or being able to yell his misdeeds against him in a court of law? Link to comment
Tiger March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 (edited) Yell Ric's misdeeds at him. Would you rather have RHo's 'Legend of Zelda' hair or TG's bouiffant 'do? Edited March 2, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Legend of Zelda hair. Any day! You're Ava. Would you rather have to marry Sonny or Michael in a marriage of convenience? Link to comment
magnolia11 March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Michael. (1) Sonny is never the answer unless it involves torture or death and (2) I'm sure Michael knows where he keeps his towels. If you were unable for some reason to parent your child, would you rather Carly or Sabrina take over mothering duties in your place? 3 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Sabrina. She took over as both parents when Patrick went a courtin. Pick your parents. Sonny and Carly or Michael and Sabrina? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Michael and Sabrina. Duh. :-) Which character would you bet on in a fight - Nina or Carly? Link to comment
Tiger March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 My money is on Nina. I think she's crazy enough to take down Rhonda Rousy. Would you rather have the custody case presided over by Judge Judy or Judge Alex? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Dude, I'd pay to see Judge Judy hand Sonny's ass to him. Patricia Spencer will be played via flashbacks, but not by TG, but a former Lucky. Choose one former Lucky (in drag) to play Pat. JJ, GV, or JY? You may explain your answer. Link to comment
SlovakPrincess March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 (edited) The one who is not JJ or GV ... because I liked them both in the role and would like to keep my memories of enjoying their scenes. This Patricia shit is going to be a mess. Ric will be run over by a train and killed, but the handsome actor will come back as a new character. Will he be: a) an out of work astronaut who has heard about Casey the Alien, is super intrigued, and comes to town to flirt with Anna; or b) a food truck driver with a shady past who parks outside of the hospital and hits on Liz during her lunch break. Edited March 4, 2015 by SlovakPrincess 1 Link to comment
ulkis March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 a!!!! I want it now. I can't think of any "would you rathers", someone else do it :) 1 Link to comment
magnolia11 March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 You've been cast in a remake of Fifty Shades of Grey. The good news: You have final approval on your co-star. The bad news: You have only two choices: Sonny or Spinelli. Who do you choose? 2 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 (edited) Jesus Christ...Spinelli, I guess. That's how much I would never, ever, ever touch Sonny. Would you rather for Avery to be sent out of town, then come back SORASED Or In a completely unexpected turn of events, have it turn out that Mac is her real father, meaning she has a chance to turn out decent? Edited March 4, 2015 by Cobalt Stargazer 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 Omg. Um..... damn. Only if I can see the Mac/Ava love scene because JJY deserves a good love scene. He's a trooper. It might be hot. And we must see Cute Baby Avery and Harper Barash in scenes together often. You can give one character a pet. Does Micheal get Chairman Meow, a saucy tabby to finally give him a friend, Spinelli gets Crackers, a parrot to quote Shakespeare, or Franco and Nina get Scruffy, a dog that holds their secrets and schemes? 1 Link to comment
SlovakPrincess March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 Only Michael deserves a cute pet! Sonny will die in one of his own warehouses, smothered by an avalanche of his own black market goods that spontaneously burst from their crates. Is it: a) illegal drugs, proving Sonny a liar after all these years; or b) adorable squishy gummy bears, as some have speculated? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 Gummy bears. Kind of a reverse Scarface, since Sonny dying face-down in a pile of candy is utterly hilarious. Would you rather Have no more baby SLs for at least five years Or For the mob crap to be cut way, way back? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 Cut back the mob. Everyone is kinda related, so we need baby or secret kid SLs. Jason is now Jason Quartermaine, but who will fill the void in Sonny's heart? Shawn, Duke, or Julian? Link to comment
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