OnceSane January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 Ben's. I'm not changing an adult diaper until it's my own. ETA: Oops, posted at the same time. I'll take banging Sonny; he may get me pregnant, but he won't facilitate my rape. Would you rather date Molly or BE Molly? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 Answering the missed one- conjugal visit with Franco. I'd rather um kill Molly. Um be Molly. Would you rather TJ's dad be AJ or Jason? Link to comment
Tiger January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 AJ. Would you rather get a gift of a drawing from Franco, or an origami animal from Cameron? Link to comment
ulkis January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 origami original arts and crafts with Heather or horseback riding lessons with Nina? Link to comment
Francie January 27, 2015 Share January 27, 2015 Arts and crafts with Heather. I'm sure she'd show me how to make something lethal. And that'd be cool. Would you rather or be another one of Luke Spencer's kids or another one of Sonny's baby mamas? Link to comment
Tiger January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 Be a Luke kid. Apparently if you move overseas, his enemies forget you exist. Would you rather have Jake's late 90's cellphone, or get allow a prison inmate to give you a manicure? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 Late 90s cellphone. Would you rather be brainwashed Lucky or brainwashed Jason? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 Brainwashed Lucky. Ya'll know why. Would you rather... Bust out of jail but have to take Franco with you Or Stay in jail and be stuck with Sonny as your new bestie? Link to comment
ulkis January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 oh God. That's a hard one. Can I ditch Franco once I'm on the outside? Or am I stuck stuck with him? Cause then I choose prison and Sonny, I'm a homebody anyway. Have to watch Nikolas and Lucky's jazz act at the Nurses Ball or Luke and Felicia's Swanee River act? Link to comment
Tiger January 28, 2015 Share January 28, 2015 I never want to see Lewq & Felicia on screen at the same time together again. Would you rather display the Dragon & the Phoenix prominently in your living room,, or hang a Franco original in your bedroom? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 29, 2015 Share January 29, 2015 I'll hang the Franco. No crazies will bust in my house with guns trying to steal it, no weird blondes will barge in yelling. Those toys are cursed. You can only beat one PC resident with a broom handle. Would you rather beat Patrick or Sonny? You can tell them why you're beating them as you teach them respect. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 29, 2015 Share January 29, 2015 Oh, Lord, um...Patrick. No, Sonny. No, Patrick. Gah, so hard to decide! Does Patrick have to watch while I beat Sonny? That way he might learn something too. Would you rather listen to Carly whine about Franco Or Watch her be all smiles and giggles with Jakeson? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 Smiles and giggles with Jakeson because Billy Miller is pretty and I can eventually see the sick burn when Sam walks in and they have that hate fuck love chemistry. It's a double burn because Patrick gets burned too. You can only destroy one annoying GH trope. Would you rather smash the Happy Meal toys known as the Dragon and the Feee Heee Heee Niiix or Sonny's Infinite Supply of Orange Soul Glo? Choose wisely. Link to comment
OnceSane January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 Sonny's Orange Glo--it has a tendency to spread to the rest of the cast. Would you rather date Maxie or BE Maxie? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 Be Maxie. Ain't nobody got time to date that. She's cute, but nobody is that cute. You are presented with two magic pills. You take the red pill and Jason stays dead, but so does Robin, but Alan comes back to life and so does AJ. You take the blue pill and Dr.O dies, Nina dies, but Jason stays alive and Sonny and Franco are heroes and Robin gets blamed for everything. Would you rather take the red pill or the blue pill? Link to comment
Tiger January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 Red pill. I'd rather Robin be dead than this ridiculous story. Would you rather be in the van with the pentonville four, or the Spencer basement with Dante & Bill's corpse? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 I would rather be driving the van with the Pentonville four in it. That way, when I run it off the road, they would be killed in the crash and I would live. Would you rather have to listen to 487 monologues from The Nina about her horse, or have to listen to Spencer say the word "townie" 5.012 times? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 30, 2015 Share January 30, 2015 487 Nina monologues about Allegra. That's a tale as old as time. Neigh! You're handed another set of magic pills. You take the red one and Carly died via Rock, Sonny went to prison long ago, but The Dragon and The Phoenix are live action characters and Sabrina and Michael Q are a power couple. You take the blue pill and Jason Morgan stays dead, Patrick gets punched in the face by Robin, but Spencer gains ownership of Kelly's and we get year long kiddie quad with back from the dead Jake and SORAS'D Avery. Choose wisely. Link to comment
Tiger January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 I'd rather watch those happy meal toys than Spencer. Would you rather go hat shopping with Helena & Dr. O, or coat shopping with Anna & Jordan? Link to comment
ulkis January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Both are extremely tempting, but in the end I can't trust that Helena and O aren't going to make mincemeat out of me, so Anna and Jordan. Stuck in a basement with corpse Bill and a bomb or stuck in a van with Franco and Sonny? Link to comment
OnceSane January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Corpse!Bill and the bomb, at least I wouldn't hear any whining. Would you rather be kidnapped by Helena or Jerry? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Jerry. He's hot. He also provides better accommodations. Would you rather be AJ the drunk or Jake the amnesiac who has to solve all of the town's problems? Either way you get yelled at by Sam. Link to comment
Tiger January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 I'd rather be a drunk than the most boring character ever. Would you rather be locked in a basement by an old man, or in an attic by a little girl? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Locked in the basement because I can't even explain the attic thing. Would you rather have to be locked in the basement with Bill Echkart's corpse or Franco, Nina, Heather, and Carly where one has a syringe of LSD, one is giving birth, and one smells like candy? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 OMG, the corpse. Obviously. (which person smells like candy?? LOL. I must have missed this reference in all my hatewatching-via-snarky-forums-while-mostly-being-on-the-Barge.) Which would you rather see: (a) Helena get eaten by a polar bear while wearing that white fur get-up; (b) Faison fall into a well and die while being forced to listen to Alanis Morisette's "Isn't It Ironic?" Link to comment
Chairperson Meow January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Helena get eaten by the polar bear, as I'm picturing the polar bear from Lost or an evil version of the Christmas Coca Cola bears. You're stranded on a deserted island off the coast of Bolivia. You have Sonny, Patrick, Franco, Nina, Carly, and Kiki with you. Would you rather kill Kiki, Carly, and Franco first for peace or Sonny, Patrick, and Carly to be able to leave the island? (The deaths last!) Link to comment
Tiger January 31, 2015 Share January 31, 2015 Kill Kiki, Franco & Carly. When Keeks and Freakco are in the mix and death is an option, it is always the answer. Would you rather shove Franco out of a moving van, or Jason in front of one? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 Considering that Jason survived Ava hitting him with a car, I'll shove Franco out of the back of the van. Maybe he'll get run over by the vehicle behind us. Would you rather for Helena to slit Carly's throat or Patrick's? You cannot have both, so choose carefully. Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 Helena, slit Carly's throat. Clearly, Carly is the root of all evil. If we off Carly, we have a chance of offing Sonny. Patrick can be stopped by a mere chastity belt. Or a doorknob. An alligator with magical powers is in front of you to give two options. He will eat two citizens of Port Charles, but magically replace them. Would you rather he eat Sonny and Julian, but bring back AJ and Lucky or eat Franco and Nina, but bring back Courtney and Levi? Choose wisely. Link to comment
Tiger February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 I could never turn down a chance to get rid of Franco AND Nina, no matter the cost. Your a primetime star set to do a one episode guest stint on GH and Uncle Frank gives you a choice between two scene partners. Would you rather act opposite Michelle Stafford or Nicholas Bechtel? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 Michelle Stafford. I'll use it as a reason for my decent into drug addiction later. You are Shonda Rhimes and you have to take two GH stars to put on one of your shows. Do you put Maurice Bernard and Tequan Richmond on How to Get Away with Murder, Michelle Stafford and Laura Wright on Scandal, or Jason Thompson and Ryan Paevy on Greys? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 Thompson and Paevy on Greys - that show is already on it's last legs, anyway. How do you want to die: (a) freezing in the Cassadine weather machine; (b) going boom in a black limo like Lily; or © jumping off of a roof after Heather injects you with LSD and you go apeshit with the hallucinations. Death is not an option! Oh, wait, yes it is ... Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 1, 2015 Share February 1, 2015 I think I'll take the roof. Nothing to do with Sonny nor Stavros. You're trapped in the basement with a corpse. It is your only form of companionship. Would you rather said corpse be Bill Eckhart, Adele Corinthos, or Mikkos Cassadine? Link to comment
Tiger February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 (edited) Adella. Those Spencers & Cassadines have a pesky habit of coming back to life. You got tickets to the Superbowl. Would you rather sit between Spencer & Sonny, or Franco & Nina? Edited February 2, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Franco and Nina. I made a vow long ago to never choose Sonny. I will never break my vow. You are at prom. The choices for King and Queen are Jason and Sam or Jason and Liz. The winning couple is thrown off the Passionate Prom Boat (hosted by FonDuke Entertainment ). There may be shots. Who's your pick? Link to comment
Tiger February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Jason & Sam definitely need to be thrown overboard for inflicting those happy meal toys on us. There's a housing shortage in Port Charles. Would you rather sleep on the CarSon sex couch or on the floor of the Q crypt? Link to comment
OnceSane February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Q crypt. SonAvaBitch May have desecrated it, but nothing is worse than the taint of CarSon. Would you rather sing karaoke with Franco or eat ribs with Sonny? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Uh. Eeesh. I guess I'd eat ribs. Maybe Sonny will choke to death on one, while I point and laugh. Would you rather for Robin to come back and kick Patrick in the balls repeatedly, or for Sam to have been stringing him along all this time before running back to Silazzzzzzzz? Link to comment
ulkis February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Robin kicking him in the balls. Conversing with Nathan while he is shirted and has a bag over his head, or sitting with a mute but almost naked Spin (he has boxers on)? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Mute, naked Spin. I can't handle people who stilt talk. You're an amnesiac. What's worse? Finding out you're AJ or Jason when you get your memory back? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Jason, definitely. I'd rather be a fat alcoholic than a remorseless killer. You're a new female in Port Charles. Whose attention would you rather attract first - Nik's or Sonny's? 1 Link to comment
OnceSane February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Nik's, less likely to be shot or blown up. Plus, no Sonny. Would you rather form a football team with the prison break gang or carry out a mission with the guy who can't shoot straight (aka Shawn)? Link to comment
Aprilshowers February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 I guess I'll take my chances on Shawn, really not a football fan Would you rather Get Sbu back as Jason but JE,WK,LC,JZ all leave Or Get back JJ's Lucky but RH and MSt have extended airtime and Franco and Nina the new super couple Link to comment
Tiger February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 SBu back. Even he didn't enrage me the way The Staff and RHo do. Uncle Frank wants to create a new opening credits and has asked you to choose between the final two options. Would you rather see: A) an updated version of "General Hospi-tale" sung and danced to by Kristin Alderson, or B) Chad Duell doing a striptease to "You are not alone" sung by Sonya Eddy? 1 Link to comment
OnceSane February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Bring on the striptease! Would you rather be Sabrina's BFF or Sam's adventure buddy? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Sabrina's bff. I can't say you're so great Sam that many days with a straight face. Ron lets you ReRon one story. Do you ReRon Clink Boom (for the 3rd time) with Carly and Sonny as the couple, but you have Kiki singing a montage of love songs as Michael sexes up Sabrina in another scene, while Nathan dies and Johnny drinks champagne or do you ReRon Dock and Roll with Nathan, Maxie, and Spinelli, while Fluke sings songs and Kiki dies and Carly gets slapped by Sam, while Jason punches Sonny in the face? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 I cannot pass up the chance for Kaka to die. Hopefully by getting hit by a combine. Would you rather bring ColeAndHope back to life and have them live with Recast!Kaka, or have Spencer's worthless mother turn up with a pulse? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 2, 2015 Share February 2, 2015 Bring back Colenhope! For the love of God! Don't revive it! It's ReRon's Fan February! Your choices from hell are Sabrina and Patrick Part 2 or Crypt Sex: It Lives V. 2.0 What does Ron make you watch again? Link to comment
Tiger February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Purina part 2. Would you rather be injected with lsd by Heather, or watch Fluke & Helena make-out? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow February 3, 2015 Share February 3, 2015 Be injected by LSD. I'll be psychic or trip balls, but I won't claw my face off. You've been given a chance to fill in for Death for one hour. But you can only visit two unlucky PC residents. Would you rather visit Sonny or Carly? Link to comment
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