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Smiles and giggles with Jakeson because Billy Miller is pretty and I can eventually see the sick burn when Sam walks in and they have that hate fuck love chemistry. It's a double burn because Patrick gets burned too.

You can only destroy one annoying GH trope. Would you rather smash the Happy Meal toys known as the Dragon and the Feee Heee Heee Niiix or Sonny's Infinite Supply of Orange Soul Glo? Choose wisely.

Be Maxie. Ain't nobody got time to date that. She's cute, but nobody is that cute.

You are presented with two magic pills. You take the red pill and Jason stays dead, but so does Robin, but Alan comes back to life and so does AJ. You take the blue pill and Dr.O dies, Nina dies, but Jason stays alive and Sonny and Franco are heroes and Robin gets blamed for everything. Would you rather take the red pill or the blue pill?

487 Nina monologues about Allegra. That's a tale as old as time. Neigh!

You're handed another set of magic pills. You take the red one and Carly died via Rock, Sonny went to prison long ago, but The Dragon and The Phoenix are live action characters and Sabrina and Michael Q are a power couple. You take the blue pill and Jason Morgan stays dead, Patrick gets punched in the face by Robin, but Spencer gains ownership of Kelly's and we get year long kiddie quad with back from the dead Jake and SORAS'D Avery. Choose wisely.

OMG, the corpse.  Obviously.   (which person smells like candy??  LOL.   I must have missed this reference in all my hatewatching-via-snarky-forums-while-mostly-being-on-the-Barge.)

 

Which would you rather see:  (a) Helena get eaten by a polar bear while wearing that white fur get-up; (b) Faison fall into a well and die while being forced to listen to Alanis Morisette's "Isn't It Ironic?"

Helena get eaten by the polar bear, as I'm picturing the polar bear from Lost or an evil version of the Christmas Coca Cola bears.

You're stranded on a deserted island off the coast of Bolivia. You have Sonny, Patrick, Franco, Nina, Carly, and Kiki with you. Would you rather kill Kiki, Carly, and Franco first for peace or Sonny, Patrick, and Carly to be able to leave the island? (The deaths last!)

Helena, slit Carly's throat. Clearly, Carly is the root of all evil. If we off Carly, we have a chance of offing Sonny. Patrick can be stopped by a mere chastity belt. Or a doorknob.

An alligator with magical powers is in front of you to give two options. He will eat two citizens of Port Charles, but magically replace them. Would you rather he eat Sonny and Julian, but bring back AJ and Lucky or eat Franco and Nina, but bring back Courtney and Levi? Choose wisely.

Michelle Stafford. I'll use it as a reason for my decent into drug addiction later.

You are Shonda Rhimes and you have to take two GH stars to put on one of your shows. Do you put Maurice Bernard and Tequan Richmond on How to Get Away with Murder, Michelle Stafford and Laura Wright on Scandal, or Jason Thompson and Ryan Paevy on Greys?

Thompson and Paevy on Greys - that show is already on it's last legs, anyway.

 

How do you want to die: (a) freezing in the Cassadine weather machine; (b) going boom in a black limo like Lily; or © jumping off of a roof after Heather injects you with LSD and you go apeshit with the hallucinations.

 

Death is not an option!  Oh, wait, yes it is ...

SBu back. Even he didn't enrage me the way The Staff and RHo do.

Uncle Frank wants to create a new opening credits and has asked you to choose between the final two options. Would you rather see:

A) an updated version of "General Hospi-tale" sung and danced to by Kristin Alderson, or

B) Chad Duell doing a striptease to "You are not alone" sung by Sonya Eddy?

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Sabrina's bff. I can't say you're so great Sam that many days with a straight face.

Ron lets you ReRon one story. Do you ReRon Clink Boom (for the 3rd time) with Carly and Sonny as the couple, but you have Kiki singing a montage of love songs as Michael sexes up Sabrina in another scene, while Nathan dies and Johnny drinks champagne or do you ReRon Dock and Roll with Nathan, Maxie, and Spinelli, while Fluke sings songs and Kiki dies and Carly gets slapped by Sam, while Jason punches Sonny in the face?

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