Chairperson Meow November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 I think Nina only wants a baby, and I have a cat. She can catsit all she wants. I'm sorry Tiger and Casper. Would you rather. .... Have a rap battle with Sonny. .. Or Nina? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 (edited) Nina, just because the idea of her saying everything twice to the tune of My Humps is perversely hilarious. Would you rather.... Have downgraded from Jax to Franco Orr Have downgraded from Spinelli to Levi? Edited November 3, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
Francie November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 Sonny mumbles incoherently and Nina would just repeat the same word over and over. Either way, I got this. But I'll go with Sonny. I've already got my "We got Cobain here, reciting Smells Like Teen Spirit/he's saying words, but you can't hear it" slam prepared. Would you rather sleep on Michael's, couch, aka Carly and Sonny's soiled love sofa, with only a pillow or have to give Fluke a sponge bath? 2 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 I'll downgrade to Roger Howarth. No Spin here. And um I'll drink a bottle of Goose and chase it with Hen to bathe Fluke. Would you rather..... Have to dance battle with Nina...... Or Sonny "jazz hands"? Link to comment
Cattitude November 4, 2014 Author Share November 4, 2014 Nina, that would be some awesome flapping and flailing, great fun! Would you rather be trapped in a room listening to Liz and Jakeson discuss medical bills or with Shawn and Jordan wrapped in handiwrap? Link to comment
OnceSane November 4, 2014 Share November 4, 2014 Shawn and Jordan. I can look at her fabulous hair and his excellent butt. Would you rather explain everything all the time as if the world is Sonny or be a character on GH which means you only get to use the town brain once every 3-4 months? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 4, 2014 Share November 4, 2014 Explain like it's Sonny. Would you rather be Allegra..... Or Ava? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 5, 2014 Share November 5, 2014 It took me five minutes to remember who Allegra even was. With that said, I'd rather be her. Being Ava means I'd be near the preying mantis, and just...no. Would you rather.... Be Claudia's ghost watching Sonny get pwned by both Michael and Liesl Or Be Cake's ghost wondering what all the fuss is about, considering that Connie killed you? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 5, 2014 Share November 5, 2014 Claudia's ghost. Cake should RIP with the brownies. Spencer was looking for It. Hide, Cake. Would you rather. ... Be stuck in Carly's from the Sabrina Dress Collection Wedding Gown.... Or stuck in Ava's non waterproof mascara, begging Nina for the Orange Child? Link to comment
Cattitude November 5, 2014 Author Share November 5, 2014 Carly's wedding dress. Might be my last decent dress before the orange jumpsuit. Would you rather BE the orange child or Spencer? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 Um.......Spencer, he literally does nothing but knows everything. Would you rather open the door to see Nina or Sonny? Link to comment
Francie November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 Sonny. You are provided only a toothbrush and comet. Would you rather have to clean Michael's couch or where Ava gave birth? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 Well, since the baby was born without an umbilical cord, I can only presume that there were also no fluids and whatnot, so I'd clean the spot where Ava gave birth. Would you rather... Go on a date with Nina or Sonny? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 Nina. She's got money. And I think Sonny will be busy. Would you rather be Sonny's lawyer or Carly's? Link to comment
Tiger November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 Carly's because she has a few true legit defenses. Plus, she'd be paying me with clean money. Your hiding out on Pier 52 and you have one bullet left and there are no witnesses present. Do you shoot Kiki or Carly? Link to comment
Cattitude November 6, 2014 Author Share November 6, 2014 (edited) When Death is involved the answer is alway Kiki. Would you rather be Dr. O's secretary or run Flea's campaign? Edited November 6, 2014 by Cattitude Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 6, 2014 Share November 6, 2014 I would be Liesl's secretary, because Liesl gets screen time. Would you rather.. Go back in time and stop AJ's murder Or Go back in time and stop Michael from being born? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 7, 2014 Share November 7, 2014 Stop AJ's murder. Why? Because the scenes with Micheal telling Carly you're dead to me would be better with AJ there for him to turn to. Would you rather be trapped in the Franco cave or have to explain child birth to Sonny? Link to comment
Tiger November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 (edited) Be in the Freakco cave. Heather & Jordan would both provide for some decent conversation. Your a citizen of Port Charles: would you rather vote re-elect Mayor Lomax or vote for Felicia Scorpio? Edited November 9, 2014 by Tiger Link to comment
OnceSane November 9, 2014 Share November 9, 2014 Current mayor, Felicia might run off again. Would you rather bathe Sonny or Luke? Link to comment
Tiger November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Sonny. Because, of course! Would you rather be tell Nina that that baby is eh-VAAHHHH's, or stand in front of Sonny as someone held a gun on him? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Tell Nina that is not her child. Because I will throw Kiki at her yell "Still a girl!" Would you rather. ... Be Sonny's human shield. .... Or be Blanket, the witness to the birth of the next Corinthi? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Be Blanket. I refuse to ever keep Sonny from getting shot. Would you rather... Have to hang around with Sonny's Son Dante Or Encourage Michael to "see reason" and forgive Sonny for murdering AJ? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Me and Dante. Chillin. About a week ago. Would you rather have to take modeling photos of Nina and Baby. .... Or explain the term "bye Felicia! " to Felicia? Link to comment
Cattitude November 11, 2014 Author Share November 11, 2014 Pictures of Nina b/c comedy is a given, besides there isn't enough time in the world to explain ANYTHING to Felicia. Would you rather be trapped with Carly, Heather and Shawn or Kiki, Morgan and MyKill? Link to comment
OnceSane November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Carly, Heather, and Shawn…Someone might actually die. Would you rather kill Sonny or Franco? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Sonny. Because I've hated him forever. Franco can just annoy people onscreen. Would you rather..... Be Kidnapped Girlchild now..... Or be The Cop Dante told to watch Sonny? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Damn it, I only missed killing Sonny by three minutes! *sulk* I would rather be The Cop. Because if The Nina still has the baby, she might eat it. Would you rather... Be Sonny or Franco? Link to comment
magnolia11 November 11, 2014 Share November 11, 2014 Wow, that's a tough one. Either would mean I'd have had sex with Carly, which, yuck. I guess I'll go with Franco so I could go totally batshit and terrorize characters I hate. Would you rather be locked in a closet with Sonny or stuck in a giant picnic basket, at Heather's mercy, with Carly? Link to comment
Tiger November 12, 2014 Share November 12, 2014 Picnic basket with Carly. Would you rather be Jordan and trapped with Sean, Heather, and Carly Or Be eh-VAH's baby and trapped with that screaming, repeating, baby-voiced she-hulk Nina? Link to comment
ulkis November 12, 2014 Share November 12, 2014 Be the object of Faison's affections or Stavros'? Faison's. For some odd reason, I have a soft spot for him. He just wants to be loved a little bit! Well that and Faison doesn't have a grating pirate voice and probably had interesting things to discuss despite being evil. Stavros probably would just repeat "Ice Princess" "Mother" and "My plans" on a loop. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 12, 2014 Share November 12, 2014 Picnic basket with Carly. Would you rather be Jordan and trapped with Sean, Heather, and Carly Or Be eh-VAH's baby and trapped with that screaming, repeating, baby-voiced she-hulk Nina? I would rather be Jordan. Because, again, otherwise I'd be a defenseless baby and the preying mantis might eat me. Would you rather.... Successfully talk Kaka into going back to college, preferably far, far away Or Set up roadblocks to keep Spinelli from getting back into Port Charles? Link to comment
Cattitude November 12, 2014 Author Share November 12, 2014 When Kiki is an option getting rid of Kiki is always the answer. Send her far away to college to get a degree in marine biology. Would you rather have to wear a wedding dress for days or hand count the mayorial ballots with Felicia commenting non-stop? Link to comment
OnceSane November 12, 2014 Share November 12, 2014 Wedding dress for days, I might spork my ear if I had to listen to Felicia ad nauseam. Would you rather be Dr. O or Britt? Link to comment
Tiger November 13, 2014 Share November 13, 2014 (edited) Dr. O, only because I like insulting people in foreign languages. Would you rather shoot a cruise missile at Freakco & Nina's boat, or release toxic gas into the PCPD jail? Edited November 13, 2014 by Tiger Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 13, 2014 Share November 13, 2014 Cruise missile. Two cruise missiles. 'Cause, y'know, Nina repeats everything twice. Would you rather... Go to a Frank Sinatra concert with Sonny Or Have to pay attention to Spinelli blithering about hacking? Link to comment
OnceSane November 13, 2014 Share November 13, 2014 Sinatra with Sonny, I can ignore him. Would you rather go clubbing with Britt or spelunking with Spencer? Link to comment
Francie November 13, 2014 Share November 13, 2014 (edited) Britt. Though the spelunking option with Spencer is tempting, if I was willing to risk a murder rap. I just don't think I could pull off "I don't know what happened -- I specifically told him to hold on tight!" Would you rather be on the Nina and Franco boat or in the jail cells with Sonny and Duke? Edited November 13, 2014 by Francie Link to comment
Cattitude November 13, 2014 Author Share November 13, 2014 The boat b/c maybe I could throw the baby overboard, ain't NOBODY got time for that child. Would you rather job shadow Dante and Nathan or nurse Jakson back to health? Link to comment
Francie November 13, 2014 Share November 13, 2014 I assume by "job shadow," you mean shag, so I'll go with shagging, errr shadowing, Dante and Nathan. Would you rather actually see Sonny pay for his crime and watch him in prison or have Franco tried in court in his absence and he never, ever returns to Port Charles? And no, you can't have both. 2 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 (edited) See Sonny pay for his crime. Because. AJ. Would you rather... Be Carly and be in jail because Franco is a whiny piss-baby Or Be Nina and be with Franco the whiny piss-baby? Edited November 14, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
ulkis November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Be Carly in jail. No question. Would you rather listen to books read by Nina, or Spinelli Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Nina. I'll never miss anything. Would you rather be the baby and have Morgan or Sonny name you..... Or Nina or Franco? Link to comment
Cattitude November 14, 2014 Author Share November 14, 2014 Franco and Nina I might get my wish and they call her Orangina. heh! Would you rather have Poohbear or orange glow for your father? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Poohbear. With any luck, a nice family might find me. And I am not male. I shan't survive with Sonny. Would you rather. ..... Be Teh BeeBeh and be with FrancoNina..... Or be raised by Kiki and The Captain? Link to comment
Tiger November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Be raised by The Mooch & The Captain. They may be idiots, liars, lazy, and complete tools, but at least they aren't a serial killer and a screaming, repeating she-hulk. Would you rather be in the same jail cell with Sonny or Carly? 1 Link to comment
OnceSane November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Carly, I can smother her. Sonny might try to have sex with me and there is no escape. Would you rather have Kiki as a sibling or Sonny as a father? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Kiki. I'd be the Jason Morgan Golden Child in comparison. Would you rather have to defend Sonny with no cooperation. ... Or Carly? Link to comment
ulkis November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 Sonny. You want to take in a teenage ward. You have two choices - Lulu circa 2008 or modern day Kiki? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 14, 2014 Share November 14, 2014 LooLoo, because all iterations of Kaka suck. Maybe I can prevent her from becoming mini-Carly. Would you rather.... Have to sneak No Doz into Silas' morning cup of decaf Or Replace The Nina's Red Bull with flavored water? Link to comment
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