Chairperson Meow March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Eh...... baby sit. Reluctantly. Would you rather be forced to hear Sonny sing "Poker Face" or have to explain to Morgan what the song lyrics mean? Link to comment
ulkis March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 I don't disagree, re: Sam. I would choose most anyone over crazy ass Luke these days. Anyway, I'd pick the relative-in-law, for the same reason you picked Sam. :) Seriously, Dante's relatives-in-law are friggin Carly, scary face Bobbie, screeching Tracy, crazy ass annoying Luke, dirty dodge Ethan, and lazy ass Nikolas "No I really meant to make sure my dad didn't kidnap you guys again, say just a sec I have a call to take, so Helena's enjoying shuffleboard over by the pool? cool cool" Cassadine. The only decent ones are barely seen (Lucas) or off-screen. Valerie must be a relief! Link to comment
Tiger April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 (edited) Would you rather "debate" with Mama Bechtel, or Mama Craig on Twitter? Edited April 10, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 Mama Craig. It sounds like fun. You get to recast Morgan. Do you choose a great actor who doesn't have washboard abs or a name actor who might leave in six months? Link to comment
Cattitude April 16, 2015 Author Share April 16, 2015 Wait why can't I just have a new actor who does have washboard abs?...no Okay I'll take the named actor who might leave b/c with Ron's writing I might be ready for Morgan to leave in six months. Would you rather watch Spencer pouring out his heart of undying love to Emma or Luke groveling to Sonny on loop? Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Would you rather watch Spencer pouring out his heart of undying love to Emma or Luke groveling to Sonny on loop? Wow . . . that's downright sinister . . . I guess ill go with Spenthaw de-qwere-wing his long lost wuv to Em-wa b/c at least he doesn't have a dirty & dead animal on his head. Would you rather give Franco stock in your company, or pay his hotel bill indefinitely? 1 Link to comment
Cattitude April 17, 2015 Author Share April 17, 2015 Well if I was LeftPhalange I'd rather strangling him with a hotel bill and stock certificates...since I'm not I'll say pay his hotel bill...less chance for him to do any real damage that way. Would you rather find out Nina, Michael or Silas kidnapped Avery? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Michael, I guess. Nina had her shot at it, and Silazzzzzzz is too dull to deserve being around Avery. Would you rather See Nina crushed in a stampede of horses Or For her to be killed off-screen by Crane? Link to comment
Francie April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Would you rather See Nina crushed in a stampede of horses Or For her to be killed off-screen by Crane? Can't I pick both? Corpse killed off-screen by crane, so then I don't have to hear the screams of the "it's a crane! It's a crane! IT'S. A. CRANE" recitation, and then on-screen body trampling by horses? BTW, I'll echo another posters comments, when did we become so violent? . 2 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 August 13, 1993. Or the day we didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us. (In true character, I'm stealing your turn ;) You can finally get rid of Franco..... but you must kill two characters. Do you kill Anna and Duke or Patrick and Liz? 1 Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Buh-bye Dewq, sorry Anna . . . Would you rather destroy Julian's supply of Nair, or Morgan's supply of Rogaine? Link to comment
Cattitude April 17, 2015 Author Share April 17, 2015 This struck me as really funny b/c one would be more hairy and the other less.....bwahahaha I'll take away Julian's Nair b/c even hairy I feel Julian would still be MEOW! sexy....balding Morgan not so much and looks are all Morgan has sadly. Would you rather have Avery in the care of Morgan and Kiki /or Nina? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 (edited) I'd put Baby with Many Names With Morgan. It's probably his. You can kill Kiki! Explosion..... or giant dinosaur stomping on her face? Edited April 17, 2015 by Grrpants09 Link to comment
OnceSane April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Hint dinosaur because…reasons. Would you rather see Spencer eat Emma (so they'll always be a part of each other) or SWMNBN return to the cast permanently? 1 Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 (edited) Spencer eat Emma bc SWSNBN must not return under any circumstances. Would you rather watch Mo do a monologue, or Duke & Lucy do a sex scene during the live episode? Edited April 17, 2015 by Tiger 2 Link to comment
magnolia11 April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Would you rather watch Mo do a monologue, or Duke & Lucy do a sex scene during the live episode? I'll watch Mo. (1) It would be comedy gold and (2) I can go to the nearest alley if I want to watch cats get their groove on. You are forced to watch one of Ron's Very Special Episodes -- this time he will be recreating a 50s sitcom utilizing GH characters! Would you rather see Luke and Fluke in a Patty Duke Show episode, or Franco and Nina as Lucy and Ricky Ricardo? 1 Link to comment
Cattitude April 17, 2015 Author Share April 17, 2015 OMG could we really get this pretty pleaz! Franco and Nina as Ricky and Lucy would be da bomb! So much UCG Would you rather have Avery in the care of Morgan and Kiki /or Nina? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 I'd let Morgan and Kiki care for Avery because 1.) No Serial Killer 2.) I'm sure Nina has a kid out there 3.) I'm sure it's Morgan's kid anyway and um I'm sure Kiki will die soon anyway. The UCG of Avery teaching Morgan to read will be beautiful. I just hope it's Sonny who teaches them how to feed themselves, but Micheal Easton signed a contract, sooooo I guess it's his story. Would you rather see Spencer become a rapper to gain "street cred" or have Cameron become a skater boy and defy authority? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 For Cam to be a skater boy, because the idea of Emma singing Avril Lavigne's song of the same name is making me LOL. You can recast a legacy character, but you can't use the original actors. Do you recast Alan with Eric Braeden or Emily with Charity Rahmer? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Umily with Charity Rahmer because it's better than seeing her try to play Kiki ? And there's hope it's all a nightmare from Nik. Plus, that'll learn Tyler Christopher to want actresses back. Pick Sonny's next love interest. Anna or Tracy? Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Tracy bc Anna has already suffered enough. Would you rather bleach Morgan's hair, or set Kiki's hair on fire? Link to comment
Oracle42 April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 (edited) Setting Kiki's hair on fire could only improve it Would you rather see a full Lucy/Duke love scene or 10 full minutes of Nina baby talking to Franco? Edited April 17, 2015 by Oracle42 Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 I guess Lucy/Dewq sex wouldnt be much different than the stuff they show on Animal Planet. . . Would you rather be blackmailed by Fake!Jake or Franco? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Franco because I'm positive I can outsmart him. Fake Jake seems smarter than this Franco. My God..... this Franco cried over Carly. I'm not afraid of that. Would you rather have Spinelli professing his love for you on loop for a day or be called Rocco for a month? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Umily with Charity Rahmer because it's better than seeing her try to play Kiki ? I said a legacy character. Pay attention. ;-) And since I hate the name Rocco and don't hate Spinelli as much as some of ya'll, I'll take the first option. Would you rather try to convince Nikolas to stop going after attached women Or Teach Sonny that throwing barware is not the solution to his problems? Link to comment
Tiger April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Teach Sonny that throwing bars are isn't a solution. Would you rather tell Julian that he is the father of Olivia's baby, or tell Morgan that he is Avery's father? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 17, 2015 Share April 17, 2015 Omg. I guess tell Morgan he's Avery's father. It would involve puppets, a lite brite, and coloring books... no guns. So um there's that. Would you rather have to wear Sonny's purple track suit for a day or have Kiki's hair for a day? 1 Link to comment
Cattitude April 18, 2015 Author Share April 18, 2015 track suit b/c purple is my favorite color and that hair...just no. Would you rather have animal sex with Nik or Julian?( I LOL that Alexis couldn't put two and two together after her own relationship with Julian) Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 18, 2015 Share April 18, 2015 Um...... Julian. Nik just I can't. I can't. Death is not an option. You must either be the family therapist for the entire West/Clay / Olbrecht clan or be a relationship /sex therapist for the extended Corinthos clan (including Carly and Ric) ? Yes, you get paid by the hour if it helps your decision. Link to comment
Tiger April 19, 2015 Share April 19, 2015 Sex therapist for the Corinthii, only because I'd probably pick up a blunt object and whack Nina in the head when she started repeating her words while speaking in her little girl voice. Would you rather Hayden's ex be played by Cameron Matthison, or David Gregory? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 19, 2015 Share April 19, 2015 David Gregory..... because where there's a chandelier, there's a way. Would you rather have Ron cover demonic possession with MSt as the possesed or transgender issues with Will DeVry as a female to male transgender? Link to comment
Tiger April 19, 2015 Share April 19, 2015 Demon Nina. Would you rather the next supercouple that eats up tons of airtime and gets promoted be Ninny (Sonny & Nina), or Speeks (Spinelli & Kiki)? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 God help me, but Sonny and Nina would be so ridiculously horrible that they might somehow be entertaining. The stammering, the repeating, the glass throwing ... ooh, ooh, ooh, maybe they'll kill each other?! I'm really warming up to this idea ... Which ridiculously inappropriate stunt-casting would you prefer: Cee Lo Green as a newly undead Justus Ward? Or Teresa Giudice (of Real Housewives of NJ fame) as Sonny's other long lost sister? Link to comment
OnceSane April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 Teresa, I don't know who would be more orange. Would you rather give your shares of your family's company to a SERIAL KILLER or drug your brother? Link to comment
Tiger April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 Sorry bro . . . Would you rather Dante & Valerie, or Nathan & Ellie get their freak on? Link to comment
SlovakPrincess April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 Nathan and Ellie - Dante is only allowed to cheat with Anna. Would you rather send some of the characters off on an adventure at the South Pole, or in the hottest desert on earth? During the adventure, Franco will be eaten by either a flock of rabid penguins or a herd of hungry camels, so choose wisely. Link to comment
Tiger April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 (edited) Hottest place on earth because I like penguins and wouldn't want one to have to digest that RAPIST SERIAL KILLER. Would you rather live in an castle on an island with your newly discovered cousin's half-brother and his awful child, or in a room above a diner? Edited April 21, 2015 by Tiger Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Above a diner. I'm imagining, I get free noms? Shawn owns it, so I know I do. Would you rather be Carly's forgotten girlchild or one of Sonny's two girl children (second soon to be forgotten )? Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 I guess either way I'd end up raising myself, so I reluctantly choose Carly. At least then I won't get shot or blown up. Would you rather Go on a date with Ellie, but have Spinelli horn in on your evening Or Go on a date with Spinelli, but have Maxie horn in on your evening? Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 I'd rather have Maxie interrupt because I could leave and not feel bad at all. Would you rather be Allegra, Nina's horse, or Nina's Speculated Coma Baby? Link to comment
Cattitude April 22, 2015 Author Share April 22, 2015 Coma baby b/c I could always end up having a different mom just give Ron time. Would you rather have Carly repeatedly interrupt your LIFE or Lucy be your matchmaker? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Eh erm um I guess Lucy try to be my matchmaker. I could say there's a vampire in the corner to distract her. Would you rather be Sloane's towel or be Jason's wedding ring? Explain your answer. Link to comment
SlovakPrincess April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Jason's ring because I'm not rubbing up on Sloane's junk. How should Franco ultimately redeem himself: save Robin and figure out Jakeson (and save us all from this asinine story) but still be on the show. Or kill himself abruptly and never be spoken of again. Link to comment
OnceSane April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Kill himself. Preferably with fire. Would you rather have to bodyguard a cat or tell Shawn you love him? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Bodyguard a cat. I can borrow my mom's old carrier and put him in it. Would you rather Have this Patrick/Sam/Jason/Liz/Everyone mess turn out to really be about Sabrina or Nina? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 22, 2015 Share April 22, 2015 Sabrina..... because I already watched the Michelle Stafford show once. Would you rather be trapped inside Morgan's head for a day....... or have to work as one of Sonny's goons for three days? Link to comment
majormama April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 (edited) Morgan's head. I could take a nap, since clearly there would be nothing going on. Someone wakes up to discover everything that happened on the show in the last 10-15 years was just a dream, and all the terrible story lines and characters are erased. Was it Lucky's dream, AJ's dream, or someone else's? Edited April 23, 2015 by majormama Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 It was AJ's dream after he woke up from being drugged in the alley by Carly. So I guess I'm going back 20 someodd years. He tries to stumble to Jason's and luckily his brother finds him. Instead of being Team Carly/Sonny, Jason believes his brother & helps him. Sonny is always a dark villain, Carly is never bravestrongloveswithherwholeheart, and Micheal is raised as a Quartermaine. Tony Jones doesn't go crazy. Robin doesn't marry a douche and get kidnapped 8 million times. Would you rather bring back Lucky and get rid of Nathan or bring back Ted King, but have to paint three more sets gray? 2 Link to comment
Tiger April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 I think Kelly's is the only non-gray set left. Bring back Ted King. Would you rather see Nicholas Bechtel in a dual role as the rapidly aged StavLu baby, or Michelle Stafford in a dual role as Nina's long-lost transgender sister? Link to comment
OnceSane April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 I'll take double Spencer, it's hard enough to take MSt in one role. Would you rather slip a disc and need Duke to give you daily baths, or have Sloane slip a disc and you have to give him baths? Link to comment
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