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From 2x03:

Farkle: "You waltz your wife in here on career day --"

Cory: "She's a respected attorney!"

Farkle: "My father says she should have been my mother."

Heh.

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Eric- "People go nuts over the way I look. Do people go nuts for the way you look?"

 

Riley- "I wore high heels once. People have responded."

 

Eric- "You're too young. It takes away your vulnerability."

 

Riley- "Well, we know that now."

 

Such a great meta moment about all the bitching had about Riley wearing high heels. Honestly, that never bugged me that much. Plenty of junior high girls I knew wore high heels.

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This one's an instant classic. Mainly because of Maya's delivery.

 

Lucas: You got a bike that goes with that outfit?
Harper: 1800cc twin cam fat bob fuel tank wide glide. What do you ride?
Riley: He rode a sheep
Maya: 62 lb quad hoof white fleece the-kind-you-count-before-you-fall-asleep baa baa

 

lillucas.jpg

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This one's an instant classic. Mainly because of Maya's delivery.

 

Lucas: You got a bike that goes with that outfit?

Harper: 1800cc twin cam fat bob fuel tank wide glide. What do you ride?

Riley: He rode a sheep

Maya: 62 lb quad hoof white fleece the-kind-you-count-before-you-fall-asleep baa baa

 

lillucas.jpg

I'm just glad someone transcribed it!

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Farkle: You had one job.

Riley: Feeding the babies?

Farkle: How long was I out?!

Yogi's girlfriend: Yogi made me drop the marble, too!

Yogi: I couldn't reach the beaker!

Yogi's girlfriend: I could have lifted you.

Yogi: I don't like that as much as you think.

Science teacher: Yeah, this school's pretty messed up.

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