Quotes Heard Around The Classroom

[Skyfall]

Lucas: Wait a minute...

Farkle: Yes?

Lucas: He's your father?

Farkle: Look at us.

Lucas: Your name is Farkle Minkus?

Farkle: Don't wear it out.

Lucas: I don't know how you could.

[DeepPoet117]

I really liked Maya's quote about baby Minki.

[Skyfall]

"I wonder how many people the idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined?"

[ohjoy]

Smackle: I'm confused.

Riley: We can put you back.

Smackle: Oh, I'm not going back. (Looks at nail polish) I'm not that confused.

[bettername2come]

"Oh no! I married Feeny!"

"This is one of your life lessons wrapped in a class lesson wrapped in a box full of nothing!"

[AntiBeeSpray]

"Oh no! I married Feeny!"

"This is one of your life lessons wrapped in a class lesson wrapped in a box full of nothing!"

I liked the latter one, but I thought it was a little too Cory like O_O.

[AmandaPanda]

"What's your prescription? Mine's 20/800. I can basically only hear you."

[ohjoy]

From 2x03:

Farkle: "You waltz your wife in here on career day --"

Cory: "She's a respected attorney!"

Farkle: "My father says she should have been my mother."

Heh.

[methodwriter85]

"I know I'm not your daughter, but I too have value in this world. What is the secret of life?"- Yogi in The Secret Of Life.

[methodwriter85]

Eric- "People go nuts over the way I look. Do people go nuts for the way you look?"

 

Riley- "I wore high heels once. People have responded."

 

Eric- "You're too young. It takes away your vulnerability."

 

Riley- "Well, we know that now."

 

Such a great meta moment about all the bitching had about Riley wearing high heels. Honestly, that never bugged me that much. Plenty of junior high girls I knew wore high heels.

[bettername2come]

"Oh, right. You guys don't talk."

[ladyrott]

Cory - "Babies!  You are supposed to kiss BABIES, you maroon!"  (loved the continuity of "Maroon" from BMW)

[allonsyalice]

Auggie-"Feeny taught you every year and was also the principal?"
Cory-"Yes."
Auggie-"That would never happen today."
Cory-"We'll see."

[Gbb]

This one's an instant classic. Mainly because of Maya's delivery.

 

Lucas: You got a bike that goes with that outfit?
Harper: 1800cc twin cam fat bob fuel tank wide glide. What do you ride?
Riley: He rode a sheep
Maya: 62 lb quad hoof white fleece the-kind-you-count-before-you-fall-asleep baa baa

 

[Skyfall]

This one's an instant classic. Mainly because of Maya's delivery.

 

Lucas: You got a bike that goes with that outfit?

Harper: 1800cc twin cam fat bob fuel tank wide glide. What do you ride?

Riley: He rode a sheep

Maya: 62 lb quad hoof white fleece the-kind-you-count-before-you-fall-asleep baa baa

 

I'm just glad someone transcribed it!

[bettername2come]

Jack: You're still an idiot genius, aren't you?

 

Eric: ...Niche's friend Mayonnaise.

Maya: You're not even trying!

 

Secret Service Guy: Actually he's the smartest senator I've ever worked with.

 

Jack: End of the world?

Eric: Probably.

[bettername2come]

Farkle: You had one job.

Riley: Feeding the babies?

Farkle: How long was I out?!

Yogi's girlfriend: Yogi made me drop the marble, too!

Yogi: I couldn't reach the beaker!

Yogi's girlfriend: I could have lifted you.

Yogi: I don't like that as much as you think.

Science teacher: Yeah, this school's pretty messed up.