90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

Living in the moment is how it should be. The dude needs to see her addiction and if he wants to deal with that long term.

[OneGuy]

Key has a tough story.

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, she wasn't fucking around with her drug of choice!

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, sure, Key. Wait till you find out that Mark doesn't have two nickels to rub together. (I don't know this, I'm spitballing.)

[My Girls]

These beach scenes are AMAZING!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber picked a winner.

[candall]

"Don't rush me"?  Is she contractually allowed to say that on this show?

[Bees52]

I think Mark's wasted his money and time if he's looking for a happy future with Key...

[Pepper Mostly]

How old is Amber? She acts like she's Daniel's mother. 

[Hotel Snarker]

It's hard to explain to those people who haven't done it, but K holes aren't the type of states you can pass off casual.

Girl, it's called Duolingo!

[Frozendiva]

She can't marry both.

[sainte-chapelle]

So is key from Panama or Venezuela?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she doesn't have time to learn any Spanish. (eyeroll). Another one holding out the visa like a golden ticket. 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber is starting to realize that she is getting set up to sponsor MANY people in her beau’s family.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How old is Amber? She acts like she's Daniel's mother. 

She should adopt him!  Maybe she'd be in a much better position to control his every breath.

[My Girls]

How dumb is this girl, really? lol

[Bees52]

I don't know what it is about her, but I don't like Amber.

[OneGuy]

"I quit my job to finish paperwork I haven't finished and want to bring my brother and mother to the States too."  Anything else you need to know about me Amber?

[Pepper Mostly]

12 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Girl, it's called Duolingo!

10 minutes a day! Hola, me llamo Pepper Mostly, como estas? de donde eres?

Simple.

Edited November 30, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

Many folks eventually want the relatives to move to the US.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This looks like yet another match made in heaven. “You know you owe me money, right?”

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she doesn't have time to learn any Spanish. (eyeball). Another one holding out the visa like a golden ticket. 

Her and Kenny can be Duolingo Spanish-learning buddies.

[OneGuy]

"You do know you're in debt to me, right?"  And there is her link.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Ill Amber work so hard to bring them to America” fixed it

[Gobi]

Amber should just shorten her name to ATM.

[Maybeitsme]

This Amber chick is a bitch, why can't he work hard and bring his family to the states? She's selfish and mean and wants him all to herself 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Maybeitsme
Because auto correct doesn't like it when I cuss

[Hotel Snarker]

“Can you just think about me?" Amber needs to CHILL. Wow, I'm stressed just watching her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber loves having a pet to control.

[candall]

Step off, Amber.   You're not painting a pretty picture for why anyone would want to marry you.

 

Wait.  I think I hear my 1978 Ms. Magazine Lifetime Membership card crumbling to dust somewhere out in the garage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber loves having a pet to control.

She seems quite perplexed that he cares for his family. "Wait, I send him MONEY. He owes me his unconditional devotion". 

[OneGuy]

I believe Daniel sees his debt as being paid.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

This Amber chick is a batch, why can't he work hard and bring his family to the states? She's selfish and mean and wants him all to herself 

Except he quit his job and expects her to pay for everything…he can’t even manage simple paperwork and he quit his job. She isn’t great but he is a freeloader

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“Can you just think about me?" Amber needs to CHILL. Wow, I'm stressed just watching her.

Someone give her an edible. Or a fifth of vodka. Something. She is walking stress.

"When I come here, Steven and I are usually in bed all day, with occasional breaks for room service".

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, Martine is sure wanting that diamond ring by the end of the week. She's on a mission.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martini and Steven get drunk and stay in bed all day every day when she visits. Today that are actually going to interact without being shit-faced. What a novel idea!

[OneGuy]

There's probably a reason Steven hasn't met your parents.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Martine. Guaranteed you are going to disappoint your parents. They want a doctor or a lawyer. Take that to the bank.

[OneGuy]

Martine is the queen of subtlety.

[candall]

NO!  NO!  Don't ever let people you don't know show you around a cave!

[Gobi]

"Has anyone ever been married in this ocean?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Martine is sounding a lot like Darcey. "Have people had wedding pictures taken here?" Girl, slow your fucking roll.

[Bees52]

So Martine was Miss Perfect, and on the straight and narrow path, to please her parents, but had to rebel somewhere. Hello Steven!

[My Girls]

 This guy couldn't be more excited.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine’s parents are going to be very impressed with Steven’s slick personality.

[sainte-chapelle]

I mean…nothing wrong with having a vacation trick to visit once a year and have some protected fun with. Don’t try to turn him into a husband 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

NO!  NO!  Don't ever let people you don't know show you around a cave!

Practice safe spelunking.

[candall]

Oh, it's okay; you can go ahead and say "ashamed."

[Pepper Mostly]

So that's why they went to the cave, so she wouldn't have to lie to her parents. I mean, she couldn't say "Steven and I finally got up so Housekeeping could change the sheets and sweep up the broken lamp bits" could she? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ummm...NO Martine. Not yet.

[Frozendiva]

Martine's parents probably want someone who has a degree or a master's or two.