90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[endure]

Her heavy eyeliner is distracting

[Pepper Mostly]

Shut. Upee. Jessica. 

Why does she think her stupid kids care about how much money Juan will make renting out apartments that do not at the moment exist? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So let me get this straight: Sharp had a production assistant make up a screen name (like SexyTits) and texted Everton and then texted Jordan about it? We’ve seen that before, Sharp. For fuck’s sake!

[judylo]

Does she call him Wahn?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Move in ready!

[judylo]

Borrrrrrrring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica is going to use her pregnancy as a club to beat Juan into submission.

[Pepper Mostly]

Every second this hypercritical twit is on screen I yearn to slap her silly. 

[Frozendiva]

Almost time to start dinner. At least this is only an hour.

[judylo]

We’re watching HGTV.

[Frozendiva]

Jessica, is Juan all in for having a kid with you and moving to… Wyoming… and cows?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica looks like the Wish version of Connie Britton.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is dragging. 

Yes, GO JUAN! Tell her off. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Jessica. Sucks to be you. Get knocked up in haste, repent at leisure.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha Jessica. Sucks to be you. Become pregnant in haste, repent at leisure.

At least 18 years.

[Pepper Mostly]

Honey. Stashing him away in Shitville Wyoming won't keep him from cheating if he wants to cheat. And by all means keep up your crap attitude. It'll drive him into the arms of that nice girl who works at the Krispy Kreme with a quickness. 

[Frozendiva]

His cheating is his issue.

[endure]

On 5/12/2023 at 7:08 AM, KateHearts said:

@magemaud- yikes; that article was among the most poorly written I have ever read. Grammar is awful!  I think I'll get a job at New York Weekly.

Is she a naturopath?

[Mr. Miner]

Oh shit! I have a This Is How We Do It earworm now

[Auntie Anxiety]

That big clock on the wall would be an unwelcome reminder of all the time I am capable of wasting.

[Mr. Miner]

NEERRDS!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Is she a naturopath?

Maybe a psychopath?

I'm not able to watch live tonight but just checking in to see what to look for later. So VaLentine and Carlos are both TOPS? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Matthew envisions himself pulling a guy outside and fighting? I’d put my money on the other guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

"How are you going to react to other men hitting on your girl?" What the actual fuck? What's he going to do, put her in a tower? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Maybe a psychopath?

I'm not able to watch live tonight but just checking in to see what to look for later. So VaLentine and Carlos are both TOPS? 

Our weekly reminder.

[LEILANI2]

You, Me, and my Ex is really good you guys compared to this drivel.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

 

I'm not able to watch live tonight but just checking in to see what to look for later. So VaLentine and Carlos are both TOPS? 

So they would have us believe. I know, it's shocking. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Matthew envisions himself pulling a guy outside and fighting? I’d put my money on the other guy.

Why did he propose at the airport? Idiot.

[endure]

Hahaha he says he would have pulled the guy outside and say "hey ya don't do that!"

[magemaud]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Our weekly reminder.

Thanks, due to my advanced age, I require constant reminding

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Maybe a psychopath?

I'm not able to watch live tonight but just checking in to see what to look for later. So VaLentine and Carlos are both TOPS? 

if you meant FLOPS, then yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

You, Me, and my Ex is really good you guys compared to this drivel.

Being nibbled to death by ducks is better than this. 

[magemaud]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

if you meant FLOPS, then yes.

and good old fashioned FOPS

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Being nibbled to death by ducks is better than this. 

There was one quacking by my place a few days ago. And an ornery goose having a rooftop honkfest at 5:30 am. Plus more fire evacuations. Bad, hot, dry week here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooops, I think I drifted off for a few minutes. What did I miss wrt the visa? Let me guess—it didn’t come through? I see you, Sharp.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, and meanwhile, Jordan has just been sitting on a few cakes all this time? I have doubt. She needs to get off her high horse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, and meanwhile, Jordan has just been sitting on a few cakes all this time? I have doubt. She needs to get off her high horse.

Such a waste of cake!

[endure]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"How are you going to react to other men hitting on your girl?" What the actual fuck? What's he going to do, put her in a tower? 

Really, who would ask that, I have gaydar for those two guys!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Such a waste of cake!

Right? The cake lover in me cries every time. 

[LEILANI2]

Hello central casting, please send us a brazilian chick with a bitch face and a white guy who looks like any other white guy in the world. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? The cake lover in me cries every time. 

What with inflation and all, she might have to switch to sitting on cupcakes, maybe one for each cheek?

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe its only been forty minutes. 

Anyone have any anecdotes? 

"Buying property in Grand Cayman". Did a Nigerian prince provide this "Investment opportunity"? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan learned her financial lessons from Chance.

[judylo]

It’s my mom’s 91st birthday today!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The woman on the phone learned her lines well. I was especially impressed with her diction. Sign her up!

[Frozendiva]

Wonder how much of this installment is fakey fake fake.

[Pepper Mostly]

So Jordan, when are you planning to tell Everton about your fetish Only Fans? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jordan looks like a younger version of Sonya (RHONY) but with dark hair and scary eyebrows.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

It’s my mom’s 91st birthday today!

Happy birthday to your mom! 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Wonder how much of this installment is fakey fake fake.

I'm willing to bet real American money that its all of it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

It’s my mom’s 91st birthday today!

🥳🎂🍾🎉🎁