90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She paints herself as a martyr, she's taken to the role like a duck to water. When Odin is 7 and doesn't pick up his room she'll remind him how she almost DIED giving birth to him. When he's a teenager and has the sulks, she'll bore him to tears with the tales of all her sacrifices. And she'll tell him his dad is a deadbeat loser who doesn't care about him. 

This x 1000! She paints herself as an innocent bystander while jumping onto Sherlon’s dick and getting pregnant because she was too much of a moron to use birth control.

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of bad choices here come the Slaton sisters

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG she’s so dumb! You were a vacation fuck, Aryanna!

Aryanna, you fell for the grift.

[Frozendiva]

Island guy pays attention to you, flatters you, picks up on your weaknesses, you become putty, er, a good mark.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can't muster up any sympathy for Aryanna. She was stupid to have unprotected sex with a guy she didn't know. Now she thinks she can make Sherlon into a faithful, loving husband and good father just because there's a baby in the mix?

[sainte-chapelle]

I bet Sherlon has kids all over the place 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber is running a youth hostel to supplement her waitress wages.

[kacesq]

Amber prioritizes her friends over her marriage. Very mature. I hope some day Daniel makes more $$ than Amber and he can hold it over head. I’m sure she’ll enjoy that.

[Pepper Mostly]

"My husband is pissed but I don't care because we're going to pound Long Island Iced Teas and watch the Real Housewives and its going to be SO. MUCH. FUN!"

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber is running a youth hostel to supplement her waitress wages.

I thought she was a real estate lady? 

[Hotel Snarker]

The American dream was stolen from Daniel. He had a better life with his brother.

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s okay to have a roommate but couples need to decide this together 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber: Look a blade of grass grew! Let’s crack open a bottle of Cold Duck.

[kacesq]

Amber is a bitch. It’s not wrong for Daniel to try and set some boundaries.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, New Roomie is going to have parties and not ask first? He's already getting his back up and going on the offensive. This is your bestie's HUSBAND, you dick. 

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG she is awful. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, New Roomie is going to have parties and not ask first? He's already getting his back up and going on the offensive. This is your bestie's HUSBAND, you dick. 

He doesn’t care. He’s like Paola’s annoying best friend. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, New Roomie is going to have parties and not ask first? He's already getting his back up and going on the offensive. This is your bestie's HUSBAND, you dick. 

I would not have any parties as long as I am pretty much a guest.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He doesn’t care. He’s like Paola’s annoying best friend. 

And just like Paola she is using him to insult her husband. I hate her

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber and her friend are disrespecting Daniel, but Daniel had to know that Amber was a fucking bitch. They were together for a few years prior to getting married and she treated him like shit when they were getting ready for his visa interview.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel bad for Daniel, I doubt this is the life he envisioned.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

He doesn’t care. He’s like Paola’s annoying best friend. 

Oh yeah. He and Amber are going to be sucking down cocktails and talking smack about Daniel in English real fast so he can't follow. I cannot believe that Ashton didn't butch up and talk to Daniel. "Look, I don't want to come between you or cause any tension here. This is temporary and I'll be looking for a new place. I'm sorry that Amber didn't talk to you first but I hope we can be friends". But NOOOOOO. 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would not have any parties as long as I am pretty much a guest.

Because you are a person with maturity and good manners. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yeah. He and Amber are going to be sucking down cocktails and talking smack about Daniel in English real fast so he can't follow. I cannot believe that Ashton didn't butch up and talk to Daniel. "Look, I don't want to come between you or cause any tension here. This is temporary and I'll be looking for a new place. I'm sorry that Amber didn't talk to you first but I hope we can be friends". But NOOOOOO. 

No one on these shows knows how to be an adult and deal with problems and disagreements in a grown up way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, that bikini top on Loren was not the most flattering thing she could have chosen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby needs to leave Abby. They’ve supposedly been together for ten years and she deserved the truth. But it’s all faux anyway, so never mind.

[kacesq]

why are they putting this all on the poor friend? He’s just the messenger. Damn.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, that bikini top on Loren was not the most flattering thing she could have chosen.

Because she thinks she is the shit….she loves herself wayyyy too much

Edited January 3, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Big Johnny/Ella vibes.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is so insanely stupid I feel like throwing myself out the window. My brain is leaking out of my ears. I'm screaming inside. Send help.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele discovers a banana tree growing out of her vagina. Her spiritual guru made a mistake.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

why are they putting this all on the poor friend? He’s just the messenger. Damn.

I blame Abbey for this one.  Gabby is upset but did thank the friends for telling her the truth

[Pepper Mostly]

How on earth does one consume $200 worth of peanuts? 

[kacesq]

So the chick who didn’t tell her friends is mad her man didn’t tell his friends? Checks out.

and now were fighting over the mini bar lol. Didn’t Ella notice he was eating from the mini bar? Everyone knows that stuff is seriously marked up.

[Frozendiva]

Yohan could not buy cheaper peanuts at the market? $200 is a lot of mini bar peanuts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you know that Johan ate $200 worth of peanuts? 🥜

[Pepper Mostly]

She has chosen to die on a hill of peanuts. Sweet Jesus these people are insane.

[sainte-chapelle]

I forgot about banana tree bitch

[Hotel Snarker]

I could murder you. Let's hang out with your family.

[judylo]

Cleanse the car? Is that what she said?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So the chick who didn’t tell her friends is mad her man didn’t tell his friends? Checks out.

and now were fighting over the mini bar lol. Didn’t Ella notice he was eating from the mini bar? Everyone knows that stuff is seriously marked up.

Some hotel fridges are even touch sensitive. You touch, you buy.

[Gobi]

44 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I have been hearing from a fucking plethora of sources that TOW is the next one. I unfortunately have not been able to find any information on this upcoming season. It’s maddening for me.

I would like to give a special thanks to the teacher who explained the definition of “plethora” to me. It means a lot.

44 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Edited January 3, 2023 by Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She has chosen to die on a hill of peanuts. Sweet Jesus these people are insane.

If my hubby did that after I brought snacks and told him not too I’d be pissed but I am cheap like that….go to the store and get peanuts for a buck. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Her religion says she can’t eat peanuts. Seems like more rules than Scientology.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is so insanely stupid I feel like throwing myself out the window. My brain is leaking out of my ears. I'm screaming inside. Send help.

Baba: "Don't eat the hotel peanuts!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Her religion says she can’t eat peanuts. Seems like more rules than Scientology.

Heh. The Church of Woo, more like. "Wear light colors, don't eat peanuts, read the 23rd psalm before you get into a car, plant a banana tree by a river". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele, this is what you wanted. Hello!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Baba: "Don't eat the hotel peanuts!"

Baba writes the fortunes for fortune cookies as a side hustle. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll I heard the newborn babies one before.non a documentary I think…..very middle ages

[Shelbie]

I guess her woo protects her so much she doesn’t need to wear a seatbelt in a moving car.

[Pepper Mostly]

What ARE you doing with this man, then? No one forced you. Go home! 

[Hotel Snarker]

From hotel peanuts to baby eating witches. What a time to be alive.