90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

20 hours ago, BAForever said:

Been practicing on it as I'm off work today. I think changes are going to be good. Seems easier to read. Love these forums, they are my free and no calorie guilty pleasure.

9 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hang in there, you'll soon get used to it! 

 

You’re so right. Being flexible will help me in the long run!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been in Live Chat withdrawal, kids. DTs and everything! This chat got cut off at a most inopportune time last week! Then I couldn’t join the LAL Friday chat (because my power went out at around 5PM (fucking wind gusts! And get off my lawn!) and was reported that it would be back on at 6PM the next day. Turned out they under promised and over delivered—power back on around 4AM. Phew.

And the temps were about 11F degrees. Luckily, my wood stove kept me and my dog warm.) Then no chat last night, 🎄

I’m using all my special potions and crystals that my spiritual guru gave me to bring my best “insights” tonight.

[Hotel Snarker]

Helloooo??? Anyone ready for a post-Snarkmas?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can you imagine waking up to Ariana every day for the rest of your life?

[Frozendiva]

Happy Boxing Day!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does she have a phallus tattooed on her arm?

[Hotel Snarker]

I’ll go ahead and say it before Pepper gets here: Amber is an old hag.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m here! And after last week I know I am what is considered a “top”. The Learning Channel indeed.

[kacesq]

Is everyone clear on how big Johan’s cock is? Because if not TLC will keep telling us.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Daniele can’t get pregnant, maybe Johan has a nice nephew he can kidnap.

[Frozendiva]

She couldn’t have seen a doctor in her home city?

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Learning Channel gives us the sex lecture that our parents never had the nerve to give.

[kacesq]

He does have nephews! Good news!

[Hotel Snarker]

What’s dumb Danielle going to do if she gets pregnant and Johan wants to have sex? If he “tears her apart” he might hurt the baby.

[kacesq]

why is he mowing the dirt?

They’re married? Did we see them on regular 90 Day?

and if they’re married why are they on this damn show?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooof. Didn’t take long for Amber to turn into the nagging wife.

[Hotel Snarker]

Who keeps their shoes on when your feet are in the stirrups?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

why is he mowing the dirt?

They’re married? Did we see them on regular 90 Day?

and if they’re married why are they on this damn show?

I think they were on an update show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh boy! Another segment of Love Trouble in Paradise.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why couldn't they rent a house or apartment? Why did they NEED a house?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Amber’s sister is a cat lady? Maybe she and Deb can find a place.

[Frozendiva]

Four cats is a lot of cat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber still treating him like her child. Yeah, this marriage os going to work out.

[Frozendiva]

They couldn’t live in an apartment for a while?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oooof. Didn’t take long for Amber to turn into the nagging wife.

Has Amber never seen this show? No one’s work permit is ready as soon as they arrive. I really dislike her.

[kacesq]

I hate when the Americans do this…you know there’s a chance your foreign spouse won’t be able to work for quite some time, stop holding the money issue over the spouse’s head.

and Amber, tell your sister to stay out of the bathroom when the poor guy is in the shower…

How can David be a monk if he’s married? I mean…I get it, storyline but still..

[Auntie Anxiety]

So did anyone receive a great gift? 

[Meowwww]

Amber is resenting him because he’s not legally able to work yet?  WTF is he supposed to do?  I hate her and her permanently angry face. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I think adding a second bathroom is a fantastic idea. And give Daniel something to do.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think adding a second bathroom is a fantastic idea. And give Daniel something to do.

She thinks he’ll just screw it up and then she’ll have to hire someone to fix the mistakes. We saw in their past season that she has no faith in him whatsoever. Good foundation for a successful and happy marriage.

[Frozendiva]

Daniel may have a tough time getting the proper permits needed for renovations. Amber would need to find a contractor to get the paperwork done.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did anyone receive a great gift? 

A new computer and some smell goodies!

1 minute ago, Meowwww said:

Amber is resenting him because he’s not legally able to work yet?  WTF is he supposed to do?  I hate her and her permanently angry face. 

Right? So you brought you vacation fuckboi to the US and thought he would get his work permit as soon as he got there?

Ewwwwww! No more Tammy Slaton burping. PLEASE. STOP. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[kacesq]

Isn’t it painfully obvious to everyone but whatshername that Sherlon doesn’t want a relationship with her?

 

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did anyone receive a great gift? 

I bought all my own presents this year lol. I did quite well. 

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna, Sherlon has no interest in anything to do with you or the kid.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon doesn’t want to fill out the paperwork because he worries that he’ll be tracked down for child support.

[kacesq]

Blonde girl came ready for her camera time lol.

[Hotel Snarker]

This girl really bugs me. Her entitlement is off the rails and she’s in for a steep drop if she keeps coming in so hot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna, fuck in haste, repent at leisure. You are a stupid woman.

[judylo]

Aryanna and her friends are boring.

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[Auntie Anxiety]

My Slobbering Funny Valentine.🎶🎶

[kacesq]

Oh are we still on the champagne thing? Sigh.

I don’t have high hopes for these two.

No Valentine you both are not hot..

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t think I’ve heard the words, top, bottom and penetration quite enough yet, Sharp.

[Meowwww]

Aryanna is another one with permanent anger.  She’s ready to fight. 
Here we go with the tops vs bottoms again. They explained it enough last week. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This Sherlon dude has porked no less than 10 tourists since Odin was born.

[kacesq]

Valentine’s hair style is not flattering, 

[goofygirl]

1. Whatsherface (Sherlon's baby momma) sure does have the WRONG idea about Sherlon, doesn't she??  WHERE did she get the idea that they'd be one big happy family after the baby was born?  They'd known each other about 5-6 DAYS!!! AND he's about 20 years OLDER than she is to boot!  Girl needs to get a J-O-B and thank the Lord her Mom is helping her! THE. END.

[kacesq]

OMG enough with the top talk! We get it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t think I’ve heard the words, top, bottom and penetration quite enough yet, Sharp.

Don’t worry. They’ll explain it 140000000000 more times this episode.

[Mr. Miner]

A bunch of unlikable people. 2 hours again tonight, I will probably bail after one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[kacesq]

Are these two even remotely compatible????