90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[candall]

I guess I'm not paying close enough attention to see this guy trying to book his family into Disneyland USA.   Their segment basically looks to me like all the others--a thirsty mainlander demanding her vacation fling pony up a commitment.

[MChic]

Blondie is just the sugar momma. He’s still looking for a girlfriend. 

[Gobi]

That was close, Daniel almost fell into Caroline's vagina!

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, MChic said:

Blondie is just the sugar momma. He’s still looking for a girlfriend. 

She's looking for a possession.

Just now, Gobi said:

That was close, Daniel almost fell into Caroline's vagina!

It was slippery over there by the bar.

[Gobi]

"Nice kitchen. Has anyone ever been married here?"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

She's looking for a possession.

Just another white American lady looking for a boy toy. The proprietary attitude they display is really off putting. 

Does Martine really think his mother will narc on him? Girl. 

Steven's mother is praying for the phone to ring or something, to get out of this conversation. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is too much information to share Martine. Her loyalty doesn’t lie with you.

[Frozendiva]

Mom's loyalty is to her son.

[Hotel Snarker]

Grandma is not gonna rat out her grandson.

ETA: Oops, made a mistake! She's his mom! Sorry!

Edited December 7, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[Mr. Miner]

Got two turntables and I like to bone.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ Gone this far?!?!” They haven’t done anything 

Ary seems pushy and annoying…I get it but girl you put yourself in this situation. Dude is not going to step up. I bet this is one sexy time Sherlon is regretting

Edited December 7, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[MChic]

She knows that he isn’t faithful. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MChic said:

She knows that he isn’t faithful. 

And she was pumping his mother, not very subtly either, to see if she would spill about any other women. Her thirst is making her....incautious.

[Gobi]

The delusion is strong in this one.

[candall]

 

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

That was close, Daniel almost fell into Caroline's vagina!

The only name I recognize is "Sherlon."

 

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[Pepper Mostly]

If I was Sherlon I would block her and disappear for a while. 

[Frozendiva]

Arynna, he probably won't do anything with the baby, much less pay support or take an interest.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ok, you're not gonna force Sherlon to marry you. Accept the fact he is not IN love with you, and he's not just going to marry you cause you're pregnant. Girl, you're on your own. This "couple" is not a couple.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit Andi is making sense. 

[OneGuy]

Andi making some sense.

[Mr. Miner]

She may be big a little bit, but that bubbly fun personality must be irresistible? 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Does no one in Aryanna's family have any sense? Why are they continuing to pursue the Great Sherlon Chase? 

Aryanna is such a joyless lump. No wonder Sherlon's not enthusiastic. Why would he give up his life in paradise to go live with Miss Miserable and her personality free family? To be nagged and demeaned every hour of every day? 

[sainte-chapelle]

I remember travelling through Jamaica….the poverty was shocking even before the pandemic. You expect him to support you Ary…good luck. He wants to help his friends because they will help him in return and you are a fucking stranger.

Edited December 7, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[My Girls]

She has no concept of the poverty he's dealing with.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember travelling through Jamaica….the poverty was shocking even before the pandemic. You expect him to support you Ary…good luck

Yup, we saw people living in an overturned car in a ditch.

[Gobi]

I think they're all bozos on this bus.

[Frozendiva]

Why didn't she just get the morning after pill and she wouldn't have to have this kid?

[Hotel Snarker]

Pull that mask up, twit.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You've got to take care of your family first", she says so smugly. Girl, you have a secure life in the US. He lives precariously in Jamaica. Your demanding his limited resources is unseemly. If you want to have a baby, have it and own it. I don't know why she's so hot to marry him. Just so she can have a husband? 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I think they're all bozos on this bus.

You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You've got to take care of your family first", she says so smugly. Girl, you have a secure life in the US. He lives precariously in Jamaica. Your demanding his limited resources is unseemly. If you want to have a baby, have it and own it. I don't know why she's so hot to marry him. Just so she can have a husband? 

You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger. 

His friend is waiting for the electrician or someone like him.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys these couples are boring. 

[OneGuy]

They've got to stop with this wig commercial.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys these couples are boring. 

I'd rather watch jerk chicken cook. Or practice my craft. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Keys swim suit is straight out of the 80s

Key looks stoned all the time….I do hope I’m wrong

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You've got to take care of your family first", she says so smugly. Girl, you have a secure life in the US. He lives precariously in Jamaica. Your demanding his limited resources is unseemly. If you want to have a baby, have it and own it. I don't know why she's so hot to marry him. Just so she can have a husband? 

This woman needs to come to terms with the fact that she will be a single mother. She seems to have a good support system. Why does she want to marry a man she doesn’t love?

[Maybeitsme]

This is so sad that this girl is looking at the worst poverty she's ever seen and doesn't get it. Still all about her and this baby , honey this man hardly remembers you but he will take a crack at the USA

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Key and Mike are fuck buddies. It will never work in the real world

[OneGuy]

Key presents a realistic perspective.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This woman needs to come to terms with the fact that she will be a single mother. She seems to have a good support system. Why does she want to marry a man she doesn’t love?

Because she wants a husband. Period. 

[Gobi]

"Do they have ketamine in California?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Mark wants to be together. Key wants to stay right where she is. And seriously, who the hell does he think he is? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Give Key an ultimatum, and she'll tell you where to stick it. I appreciate her honesty.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mark if you love her as much as you say you would have at least tried to learn Spanish

[OneGuy]

Have a great week.  See you next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mark's an asshole, surprise surprise. Its all about what he wants. He couldn't care less about Key. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Mark if you love her as much as you say you would have at least tried to learn Spanish

Him and Kenny really bug me with their lack of fluent Spanish.

[sainte-chapelle]

And her comes tub town Tammy who continues to be awful….gnight all!

[candall]

Yes, it's a tough concept to ultimately embrace, but she's going to have that baby and raise that baby and foot all the bills for that kid, without any paternal input.  But that's okay!  She has the proverbial fuckton of family support. 

You'll be fine, pregs, go home.  Take a photo of Sherlon for when your child wants to know.

[Gobi]

Everyone was crafty tonight and on their snark game.

Till next time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, this was so mach fun and I couldn't have done this without you! I will see you all around the forums! If not, I will see you next week for the new season of B90 and more vacation dick! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Give Key an ultimatum, and she'll tell you where to stick it. I appreciate her honesty.

Key's on her own and doing fine. She doesn't need rescuing, especially be weedy, whiny Mark. Team Key.