90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[OneGuy]

"What do you do during the day?"  "I practice my craft."  I've got to find a place to use this response.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine, he’s just not that into you. Move on.

Edited November 30, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I mean…nothing wrong with having a vacation trick to visit once a year and have some protected fun with. Don’t try to turn him into a husband 

This is Martine's fatal mistake. Steven is great fun and probably a tiger in the sack. But he is not a husband in the making. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, big energy shift after the DJ reveal.

[Maybeitsme]

No real plans for the future.  Listen to him he is telling you the truth 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is Martine's fatal mistake. Steven is great fun and probably a tiger in the sack. But he is not a husband in the making. 

That deep conversation he had with her parents says otherwise!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

"What do you do during the day?"  "I practice my craft."  I've got to find a place to use this response.

It sounds like something Syngyn would say. 🎶🎶Lalalalalalalaaaaa🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Martine, what does he have to do, hit you with a stick? He has told you in a thousand and one ways that he does not want to change a thing! He's happy to see you when you arrive, and happy to see you go. He is NOT your future husband. Not now, not ever. 

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

That deep conversation he had with her parents says otherwise!

Deep as a raindrop.

[My Girls]

Why would she think that would have gone any other way?  

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It sounds like something Syngyn would say. 🎶🎶Lalalalalalalaaaaa🎶

Which beer?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So that's why they went to the cave, so she wouldn't have to lie to her parents. I mean, she couldn't say "Steven and I finally got up so Housekeeping could change the sheets and sweep up the broken lamp bits" could she? 

Besides breaking lamps what else do they have in common? There is a friend in France ( like a French sister nothing naughty lol) that I visit and hang out with when I am there.  I have known her over 9 years and just realized I still don’t know her last name. Vacation relationships are different

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"What do you do during the day?"  "I practice my craft."  I've got to find a place to use this response.

I intend to incorporate this into my lexicon at once. It is priceless. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

Why would she think that would have gone any other way?  

Delusions.

[Hotel Snarker]

I see that Ari got pissed AF when someone asked her why she needs a nanny to take care of Avi. She said to them, "Why do you need an Instagram?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"What do you do during the day?"  "I practice my craft."  

I give him credit. He could have said, “Nothing.” That’s what I always say when asked that question.

[candall]

This show is so low-rent, the Schitt's Creek woman doesn't even invite us to visit her vagina.  I miss that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can't wait to watch the 1000 pound sisters be crude and vulgar in public, as they snort and snuffle like a couple of rooting sows. Shudder.

[Maybeitsme]

I'm sorry if Martine ends up with a broken heart but it won't be Steven's fault.  I doubt seriously if he's presented himself or their relationship in any other way 

I'm sorry if Martine ends up with a broken heart but it won't be Steven's fault.  I doubt seriously if he's presented himself or their relationship in any other way 

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"What do you do during the day?"  "I practice my craft."  I've got to find a place to use this response.

He goes to the gym too. 😂

[Maybeitsme]

I'm sorry if Martine ends up with a broken heart but it won't be Steven's fault.  I doubt seriously if he's presented himself or their relationship in any other way 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He was 🎶🎶🎶🎶sitting on a park bench and working at AquaLung Lounge.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can't wait to watch the 1000 pound sisters be crude and vulgar in public, as they snort and snuffle like a couple of rooting sows. Shudder.

Like Whit….they should combine those shows

[Hotel Snarker]

LOL, he kissed her mask.

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Like Whit….they should combine those shows

The Big Fat Fabulous 1,000 lb Sisters.

[OneGuy]

"You and Key are back together again.  How's it going so far?"  "What are your plans for today?"

"I don't think about the future.  I don't think about that stuff."

He converted rather quickly to a present-oriented person.

Edited November 30, 2021 by OneGuy

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

 

How can you be in two countries at once, when you're not anywhere at all?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark needs to start conversating with Key.

[sainte-chapelle]

Not to be an asshole but are we sure Kay is totally clean?

[candall]

You know it's going to be a bad day when Mike Wallace is waiting outside your job to interview you for 60 Minutes.  Or this guy.

Edited November 30, 2021 by candall

[My Girls]

I need 2 hours of this.  I think it's only 1 though...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna’s mother: I’m wondering about their relationship.

Me: There IS NO relationship.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not to be an asshole but are we sure Kay is totally clean?

She's cleanish.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I'm sorry if Martine ends up with a broken heart but it won't be Steven's fault.  I doubt seriously if he's presented himself or their relationship in any other way 

Agreed. Their "relationship" is all her. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

How can you be in two countries at once, when you're not anywhere at all?

I think we're all bozos on this bus.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mark needs to start conversating with Key.

But he can't, because he knows no Spanish. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You know it's going to be a bad day when Mike Wallace is waiting outside your job to interview you for 60 Minutes.  Or this guy.

Mike Douglas???  

[sainte-chapelle]

I need some crossover action….like we see Darcey running on the beach in the background 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

 

 

[My Girls]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I need some crossover action….like we see Darcey running on the beach in the background 

Or Steven with several cat carriers.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think we're all bozos on this bus.

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I need some crossover action….like we see Darcey running on the beach in the background 

Well, "running". 

She'd mostly be hovering on the periphery, waiting for Martine to leave so she could make her move. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

"don't eat with your hands, Porgy, use your entrenching tool"

[Frozendiva]

I just can't with those two sisters.

Aryanna, you probably will be a single mom.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ chocolate made in San Francisco “ ummm is that a selling point? I love San Fran but chocolate capital it is not.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

“ chocolate made in San Francisco “ ummm is that a selling point? I love San Fran but chocolate capital it is not.

Ghiardelli?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aryanna needs to learn some very difficult truths, like Sherlon won’t be coming to the States any time soon, as in, never.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aryanna is just radiating joy, isn't she? Glowing with new life, filled with anticipation of endless happiness. 

NO KAREN HE IS NOT IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[OneGuy]

Karen, why would you be concerned about the relationship between these two love-struck kids?  

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m really trying to understand why they’re insisting on trying to create a relationship from a vacation fuck and an “oops” baby?

[Maybeitsme]

Get your girl together momma, she is obviously living in a dream world 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Karen, why would you be concerned about the relationship between these two love-struck kids?  

She probably has to help support the kid.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I’ve had drinks so I’m mean but Ari somehow reminds me of Will Ferrell playing Janet Reno ( it’s the voice) and mom looks like an over cooked dollar store mob wife.Ari you idiot he does t know you or love you…..he has known you for 17 days and you got knocked up

Edited November 30, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

Aryanna, you can always put the baby up for open adoption.