90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cant wait for Steven to tell her that he doesn’t want a future with her unless future = occasional fucking when she’s visiting on vacation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, they're all coy and giggling about breaking the lamp. What are they, 16? 

I feel that we need a "monkeys" square on the Bingo card. 

[My Girls]

Cute kid.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mmmmm...Jamaican time, y'all!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Last two minutes of Family Chantel. WHY is Thomas wearing his bathrobe and that stupid hat? 

I thought Alejandro and boob job broke up? Didn’t he cheat and fight Pedro? She is a fool

[Gobi]

Let's watch as the manipulation of Sarai unfolds.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I cant wait for Steven to tell her that he doesn’t want a future with her unless future = occasional fucking when she’s visiting on vacation.

That's all he's ever wanted. From Martine and all the other women who jet in for two weeks of fun and fucking in the warm Caribbean sun. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine, those monkeys are fighting over the food the way Stevem’s groupies fight over him. You’re just another groupie, dear.

[Bees52]

Good evening peeps! Here for a little snark time. Evidently Love in Paradise is a bit dangerous, at least for furniture in Martine's and Steven's room.

[Frozendiva]

Dinner was 5 minutes late, but I am here.

[My Girls]

Is she stuffing her bra?

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, the little girl is the cutest!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Let's watch as the manipulation of Sarai unfolds.

I am growing more mortified on Martine's behalf by the minute. This "Look at the wonderful relationship I have with your child--wouldn't I make a lovely stepmother?" theater is profoundly, bone crushingly embarrassing.

Never mind that she's using Serai to get at Steven. He's smarter than that, Martine. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martine, using the kid for manipulation isn’t a good look.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is this girl manipulating his daughter?

[OneGuy]

I'm late to the party tonight.  I had a parents meeting for my son's high school basketball team.  He plans to change the world, one dribble at a time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon regrets not using a condom. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martine, using the kid for manipulation isn’t a good look.

Really. She's transparent as glass. Helen Keller could see through her. 

[Gobi]

Her feet are big a little bit.

[Frozendiva]

Being a stepmom is a 24/7 job. Not when you feel like it.

[Hotel Snarker]

This one is preggers, huh?

[OneGuy]

I won't ask what I missed.  I'll assume it begins with someone making some stupid choices.

[My Girls]

I feel for this poor gal and her feet.  I put on 50 lbs when I was pregnant.  It's painful.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Mother Amber gets to interrogate Sherlon. She reminds me of Nurse Janice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sherlon regrets not using a condom. 

Every minute of every day. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I feel for this poor gal and her feet.  I put on 50 lbs when I was pregnant.  It's painful.

Some women like Anny look beautiful when pregnant…this poor girl is not one of those women 

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon has had a few months to make some plans.

[Gobi]

So, how many other kids do you think he has out there?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I feel for this poor gal and her feet.  I put on 50 lbs when I was pregnant.  It's painful.

My feet looked like hams. She needs to keep an eye on her blood pressure. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sherlon can’t believe that this is his life now. Talk about paradise lost.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Some women like Anny look beautiful when pregnant…this poor girl is not one of those women 

Right? I know, because I wasn't either. 

[Frozendiva]

Sherlon knew Aryanna for 17 days? 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My feet looked like hams. She needs to keep an eye on her blood pressure. 

Ham is for dinner this evening.

Getting married to someone you barely know is not a good idea.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, that's right MIL. Sherlon will most definitely not be around. Cut your losses and take your daughter home. This was a huge mistake, on all of your parts. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Why doesn’t Karen talk to her own daughter?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My feet looked like hams. She needs to keep an eye on her blood pressure. 

Poor thing, I have bad circulation issues and my feet look similar after a flight to Europe. I have never had children but I would have looked like a walking thumb

Miss Karen looks like a mob wife

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sherlon knew Aryanna for 17 days? 

She was on the hunt for a vacation fuck. Sherlon was stupid happy to accommodate. Sucks to be him.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sherlon knew Aryanna for 17 days? 

And probably just 17 minutes before she got pregnant.

[My Girls]

Just now, Gobi said:

And probably just 17 minutes before she got pregnant.

I was thinking 17 pumps.

[Bees52]

Why does Sherlock need time to build the relationship now? He didn't waste any time getting Aryanna in bed and getting her pregnant... That baby will be here before you know it.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

And probably just 17 minutes before she got pregnant.

I wonder how many vacation babies he has,…isn’t he in his 30s? She can’t be the first

[Gobi]

A fight on The Family Chantel? Quelle surprise!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Key is an open legs book.

[sainte-chapelle]

Key looks in shape but rough at the same time….I am confused by this 

[Hotel Snarker]

10 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I feel for this poor gal and her feet.  I put on 50 lbs when I was pregnant.  It's painful.

So mach big feet.

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes, that's right MIL. Sherlon will most definitely not be around. Cut your losses and take your daughter home. This was a huge mistake, on all of your parts. 

Talk about a souvenir!

[My Girls]

Key looks really rough but she sure has a nice body.

[Gobi]

Key has really nailed that crack whore look.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh look! Blake Lively's mom is on a jet ski.

[candall]

That woman's voice was so annoying, she woke me out of a sound sleep.

But old Sherlon acquitted himself quite well, I thought.  "None of your fuckin' business, Miss Karen."  [paraphrase]

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She was on the hunt for a vacation fuck. Sherlon was stupid happy to accommodate. Sucks to be him.

He probably never expected that he'd be expected to "step up" and actually marry this girl. 

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder how many vacation babies he has,…isn’t he in his 30s? She can’t be the first

 Maybe even a wife and a few legit kids stashed away someplace. 

I mean, seriously. This dippy girl went on vacation to get her groove on. That she wound up pregnant. I don't have any issue with her deciding to keep the baby, though I think its a bad decision. Maybe let Sherlon know and offer to co-parent. Why is everyone acting like its 1965 and they're a couple of Catholic high school kids who "have to get married"? 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, the man on the jet ski is soooo PALE.