90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[OneGuy]

Ugh.  I swore I wouldn't watch this show.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Holy moly, those ta-tas on Chantel are threatening to make a break for it. 

If her underwire snaps, it could put someone's eye out. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

Ugh.  I swore I wouldn't watch this show.

If Chantel can eat a snail, you can do it! 

We're here for you!

[tvrox]

Wow she's being so accepting of his culture, LOL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yay, bouzouki music tells us we are in sunny, exotic Greece! 

And now--weird food! 

I would give a lung to sit at a communal table with a lot of happy holiday makers in Greece and eat snails. Chantel must be mad that its not a chicken tenders festival. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

If her underwire snaps, it could put someone's eye out. 

If Chantel can eat a snail, you can do it! 

Maybe but this show is slimy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ugh.  I swore I wouldn't watch this show.

You're one of us now. Resistance is futile. 

[judylo]

Chantel isn’t pretty. I suspect she looks even plainer when her fake lashes fall off.

[MagicEyes]

What is Josh getting out of this? Why is he even here?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Wow she's being so accepting of his culture, LOL. 

Right? She's at a festive outdoor event with food and music and lots of happy dancing and singing people. The perfect time to sit and canoodle. She's ridiculous. 

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Chantel isn’t pretty. I suspect she looks even plainer when her fake lashes fall off.

She used to be prettier, before she started messing with her face. 

Why is Josh even entertaining this? Does he want to be on TV that bad? She's insane. 

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay, bouzouki music tells us we are in sunny, exotic Greece! 

And now--weird food! 

I would give a lung to sit at a communal table with a lot of happy holiday makers in Greece and eat snails. Chantel must be mad that its not a chicken tenders festival. 

Seriously, that dancing looked like so much fun! I would love to go. 

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

What is Josh getting out of this? Why is he even here?

Fame. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

 

Fame. 

Ahem. "Fame", maybe. 🤣

[OneGuy]

Phame

[tvrox]

John is not ready for a kid, it's true. 

Her eyelashes are ridiculous. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Phame

Faux fame. 

This girl of John's has all the personality and joie de vivre of a bowl of Cream of Wheat. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

John is not ready for a kid, it's true. 

Her eyelashes are ridiculous. 

Whose lashes? Chantel’s? Meghan’s?

[OneGuy]

There have been a lot of try-hards on here but Veronica has to be in the top 5 at least.

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Whose lashes? Chantel’s? Meghan’s?

John's girl. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

There have been a lot of try-hards on here but Veronica has to be in the top 5 at least.

Queen of the Try Hards. 

Why are all these women pleading with Tim to throw them down and roger them senseless? They'd be better off going to brunch and the nail salon. 

Veronica wants to make everyone comfortable. Except her boyfriend. He can kick rocks. 

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

There have been a lot of try-hards on here but Veronica has to be in the top 5 at least.

Jamal is worse. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Rob getting married in a chef coat??

[Zombness]

Good evening!!  You all know why I am here....not because of the show but because I like the company here.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Jamal is worse. 

They're made for each other. 

[Zombness]

Veronica, you don't speak Spanish when there are people that do not speak the language.  That's a no no.  

[judylo]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Jamal is worse. 

Yeah, Jamal is not the great guy we thought in the beginning. But, God help me, I still really like Veronica! Maybe because of all the Pillow Talks.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Good evening!!  You all know why I am here....not because of the show but because I like the company here.

Same

[Pepper Mostly]

Didn't take Jamal long to show his true colors. I never took to Veronica, her sick co dependent relationship with creepy priggish Tim weirds me out.  

[MagicEyes]

I do want to see Reuben and Debbie get married, because they would have a wild and crazy wedding! I want to go to that wedding, but I would definitely need a new outfit, with a kooky hat. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Same

We love you @OneGuy!

Oh yes we do! 

We love your witty quips

And point of view

When you're not here with us

We're blue! 

Oh, @OneGuy we love you!

[tvrox]

I recognize Miami from these scenes! Even his door was classic Florida. 

Sad about his mom though. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I do want to see Reuben and Debbie get married, because they would have a wild and crazy wedding! I want to go to that wedding, but I would definitely need a new outfit, with a kooky hat. 

And a fan. And possibly an ocelot on a leash.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We love you @OneGuy!

Oh yes we do! 

We love your witty quips

And point of view

When you're not here with us

We're blue! 

Oh, @OneGuy we love you!

A Bye Bye Birdie reprise?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And a fan. And possibly an ocelot on a leash.

This reminds me of my favorite joke. I would post it, but I don't know how to do spoiler tags. 

 

[tvrox]

That's not an awkward question to ask at all Chantal. In the middle of a big table of people in a festival, nonetheless. 

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I do want to see Reuben and Debbie get married, because they would have a wild and crazy wedding! I want to go to that wedding, but I would definitely need a new outfit, with a kooky hat. 

I guess I have to go out more and go to Calle Ocho to see if I see Ruben.  I am sure such a picturesque character will be hard to miss.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chantel decides to grill her guy about his intentions in the middle of this raucous festival atmosphere. Read the room girl. Grab your guy and have hims show you some dance moves. Drink some retsina. Kick off your shoes. Have some fun. She'd rather sulk. 

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

This reminds me of my favorite joke. I would post it, but I don't know how to do spoiler tags. 

 

DM me! I must know! 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Zombness said:

I guess I have to go out more and go to Calle Ocho to see if I see Ruben.  I am sure such a picturesque character will be hard to miss.

If he's wearing that hat, he shouldn't be hard to find in a crowd!

[TMI]

Chantel's sense of desperation is showing

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I guess I have to go out more and go to Calle Ocho to see if I see Ruben.  I am sure such a picturesque character will be hard to miss.

You will have to take a picture (better still a selfie with him!) and share it here. You will DEFINITELY be Poster of the Week.

Just now, TMI said:

Chantel's sense of desperation is showing

She's taking a leaf from Natalies' "How to Entice Your Man" book. 

[tvrox]

He doesn't like deadlines. Never would work. 

[Zombness]

Well John ,  I also think you are not marriage material.

[Pepper Mostly]

John wanted out so he sicced Patrick and Thais on Meghan. I see you, John. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DM me! I must know!

I hope I don't mess this up! 

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Spoiler

Oscillate its tits a lot. 🙀

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Zombness said:

Well John ,  I also think you are not marriage material.

NO ONE thinks he's marriage material! WHO would marry him?? Sweet Jesus what a man baby. 

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I hope I don't mess this up! 

How do you titillate an ocelot?

  Reveal spoiler

Oscillate its tits a lot. 🙀

 

Thanks! 

Jesus, my dad would have loved that jpke. 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

NO ONE thinks he's marriage material! WHO would marry him?? Sweet Jesus what a man baby. 

Maybe some 90 day person hoping for a green card?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ladies and gentlemen, observe Veronica making everyone comfortable. A true master of tact and diplomacy. Inspiring. 

Edited February 20, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

She's not even raising her voice. Jamal is showing some red flags here. Too controlling. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Maybe some 90 day person hoping for a green card?? 

Maybe Veronica will give him a whirl after she throws Jamal over. 

She's taking her bag upstairs so Jamal won't steal her wallet. 

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Veronica will give him a whirl after she throws Jamal over. 

Then again, maybe Tim will give him a whirl.

[judylo]

Didn’t John’s girl initiate their relationship? Surely she could have seen on the show what he’s like. …He actually became a lot better on Pillow Talk. Maybe that’s when she DM’d John.