90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

Tim is absolutely committed to being the most boring person on all of the 90-day shows. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Poor CZ Guest. She was apparently gorgeous. Chloe Sevigny looks nothing like her.

They did poor CZ dirty. But Diane Lane as Slim Keith is fab. 

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Tim is absolutely committed to being the most boring person on all of the 90-day shows. 

Tim thinks he's a STAR in the making. 

And I bet he's a shitty kisser. 

Why do these women all end up begging Tim to kiss them? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh! I don’t need to hear the slurp.

[Zombness]

I do not know what to make of Tim.....there are no words...

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ugh! I don’t need to hear the slurp.

It's like a dog licking itself. Schlorp, schlorp.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dannielllllllle: We’re not stupid.

Me: Okay.

[judylo]

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full of strange types?)—I like Tim!

Edited February 13, 2024 by judylo

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why do these women all end up begging Tim to kiss them? 

They want to trade lipstick with him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

It's like a dog licking itself. Schlorp, schlorp.

I laughed so hard I just woke the dog up! Yep, I hear enough slurping on a daily basis; don’t need it on my tv.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, judylo said:

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full if strange types?)—I like Tim!

Tim was more popular here when he wasn't on every one of the 90-day shows and their tell-alls. He got a little overexposed and stopped being funny. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full of strange types?)—I like Tim!

Popular or not, you are entitled to it, my friend. Too bad you’re wrong 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

They want to trade lipstick with him.

Later on, instead of boinking, they'll have some mimosas and go shoe shopping. 

[MagicEyes]

I'm going to force myself to drink a bottle of green juice that tastes weird. If it doesn't taste good it must be healthy, right? 

[Zombness]

Just now, judylo said:

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full of strange types?)—I like Tim!

It's not that I don't like him, but I don't know what he really wants.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Tim was more popular here when he wasn't on every one of the 90-day shows and their tell-alls. He got a little overexposed and stopped being funny. 

I have always unequivocally hated him. To me he reads posing try-hard. And that voice! It makes my ears bleed. 

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm going to force myself to drink a bottle of green juice that tastes weird. If it doesn't taste good it must be healthy, right? 

Pour a slug of vodka in there. It'll still taste like bottled ass, but you won't care. 

Just now, Zombness said:

It's not that I don't like him, but I don't know what he really wants.

He really wants to get a pedicure and do some needlepoint. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, she’s on a journey. Okay, next!

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full of strange types?)—I like Tim!

Me too, but why is he so weird about kissing?   

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh, she’s on a journey. Okay, next!

"He'll make a really good partner. For someone. Not me though".

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Me too, but why is he so weird about kissing?   

BECAUSE GIRLS ARE ICKY

Tyray's date is really nice, though. She's kind. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Keep my seat warm, kids. I need to take the dog out before Diaries starts. Be back in a few minutes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, John's family. Remember them? The sister who looked like she'd just been dragged in from brawling. And the old lady? Spitting poison within minutes? 

Edited February 13, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[judylo]

Patrick, so judgmental!

[Gobi]

Skipping The Single Life upon medical advice to avoid possible exposure to Chantel. Waiting for Diaries.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Skipping The Single Life upon medical advice to avoid possible exposure to Chantel. Waiting for Diaries.

We'll save you a seat! The Snarkers Lounge is pretty empty tonight, so prime seating is available near the bar and the dessert table. Window? Or near the fireplace? 

Edited February 13, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

So far, no Chantel in this episode. It's a Chantel-free zone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Patrick, so judgmental!

Right? Shut the fuck up, you self righteous prick. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We'll save you a seat! The Snarkers Lounge is pretty empty tonight, so prime seating is available near the bar and the dessert table. Window? Or near the fireplace? 

Fireplace and dessert table for me.

[judylo]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Shut the fuck up, you self righteous prick. 

Like he chose Thais for her soul.

[Pepper Mostly]

14 minutes ago, judylo said:

I confess to my unpopular opinion (is it because I live in NYC, full of strange types?)—I like Tim!

But would you kiss him? 

[Zombness]

Meghan has the stoic face of a martyr.

[judylo]

The Canadian Nazi is on Diaries next!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But would you kiss him? 

I keep saying we need a full-body shudder emoji. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Like he chose Thais for her soul.

And I am prepared to bet a shiny American quarter that Patrick wasn't panting to have kids. He doesn't seem like a family man. 

[MagicEyes]

Poor Natalie is still waiting for her big break, but sadly she's stuck on 90-day shows forever. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m back. Nuttie, he’s just not that into you. Get a clue.

[Zombness]

Nutalie can't you get it that Josh doesn't want anything to do with you.  Have a little pride and retreat girl!

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But would you kiss him? 

I might … it’s been a long time. I used to be a promiscuous kisser!

[Pepper Mostly]

One down, one to go. We got this. 

Anyone have any anecdotes? What have you been up to? 

[Suzywriter]

40 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god these promos for Diaries are giving me LIFE. Yoga instead of sex??  

"We decided to try jelly donuts instead of sex"

"We decided to try raising chickens instead of sex" 

"We decided to try macrame instead of sex"

Jelly donuts might win.

[Gobi]

Um, Caesar, you can't have kids without having sex. I think that's your problem.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Julia had a few turns on the plastic surgeon’s table.

Eh, David and Annie. Not really interested.

Edited February 13, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One down, one to go. We got this. 

Anyone have any anecdotes? What have you been up to? 

Saw Saltburn yesterday. Strange movie.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

One down, one to go. We got this. 

Anyone have any anecdotes? What have you been up to? 

There is currently a skunk outside hosing down my house. I'm burning incense, spraying Febreeze, sacrificing a chicken but nothing is helping. Of course, this is the one night I'm not stuffed up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Um, Caesar, you can't have kids without having sex. I think that's your problem.

Talk about putting the cart before the horse. Reminds me of that old movie, "Sleeper". "We're going to clone him into his suit". 

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Saw Saltburn yesterday. Strange movie.

Houseguest saw it. She strongly advised me not to watch it, I concurred. I don't mind weird but I read an article about it and I was HEAVING. 

Annie looks great! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Annie will pass with flying colors. She doesn’t want to waste money on a lawyer.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

There is currently a skunk outside hosing down my house. I'm burning incense, spraying Febreeze, sacrificing a chicken but nothing is helping. Of course, this is the one night I'm not stuffed up.

That skunk owns your house now. Sorry. 

[Gobi]

Annie's citizen test:

What is your quest? "To become a citizen and dump this loser."

What is your favorite color? "Green!"

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "I don't swallow."

Edited February 13, 2024 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Julia had a few turns in the plastic surgeon’s table.

Why does she need to gogo dance? Why can't Brandon get a fucking job? 

Just now, Gobi said:

Annie's citizen test:

What is your quest? "To become a citizen and dump this loser."

What is your favorite color? "Green!"

What is the airspeed velocity of an unloaded swallow? "I don't swallow."

DEAD

Aw, Annie's happy and excited. I'm happy for her. I've always liked her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does she need to gogo dance? Why can't Brandon get a fucking job? 

Not much of an upward trajectory in the pest eradication business?

[judylo]

Aw, I like David and Annie too! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, the return of damp, doofy Garrick on Seeking Sister Wife? I can hardly wait!