90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cortney? Yeah, no. 

[Suzywriter]

28 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t believe for a second that Morocco dude tried to have sex with her

The peen for the green.

[sainte-chapelle]

Honey…check a bag. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I find it hilarious that so many Live Love Laughs ended up in thrift shops.

I'm always finding those "Mr & Mrs" signs, and "Happiness is being married to your best friend" and that ilk. Other day I found one that said "Love you to the moon and back", showed it to Houseguest and said "guess they got divorced" . Snerk.

[sainte-chapelle]

A month and she is bringing a back pack? She is Darcey’s opposite 

[Gobi]

Yeah, this guy isn't sketchy at all.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cortney? Yeah, no. 

This may be the dealbreaker for me. She is as empty headed as they come.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Mustafa wants a green card, right? Cortney is dumb enough to be snowed. 

[Suzywriter]

54 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I noticed there was some drama over there. I visited from time to time but never hung out there. I stay in my lane. 90 Day, LAL, and Project Runway. 

There is still project runway??

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's going to the MALL. How exotic.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

This may be the dealbreaker for me. She is as empty headed as they come.

I don’t know why but she is just hilarious to me. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Girl go out and see the sights! It is so much easier now, look online for a free walking group in the area. There are tons of them

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mustafa (my auto spell wrote Mustard) just isn’t that into you, Cortney.

[Suzywriter]

Cortney, leave.

[Red Bridey]

This is why you don't chase after a man, Cortney, you dumbass. Your good time in a foreign land depends on your own interests, not a damn "boyfriend." You are as dumb as a box of rocks.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

There is still project runway??

Oh yeah. The latest season was All Star. The finale was September 2023.

Edited February 6, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Cortney, leave.

Nah, take advantage of the free accommodation. See the sight’s hopefully on his dime and then leave without telling him

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, for fuck’s sake, Cortney. Pack your bags and go.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, didn't he invite HER to come and visit him? Now he's acting like he owes her money. Guess he found another American chica who's less annoying. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yeah. The latest season was All Star. 

What network?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, didn't he invite HER to come and visit him? Now he's acting like he owes her money. Guess he found another American chica who's less annoying. 

I bet he sold her a story thinking she would never come. He was love bombing for money.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What network?

Bravo

[Gobi]

He had trouble getting away from the wife and kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cortney: I put on this outfit today because I wanted to look like a baddie.

Me: Well, you look bad. Does that count?

Edited February 6, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

HIS NAME IS ELVIS

ITS HARD TO FIND A MAN WHO CAN FIX STUFFI

Guys, I am dying over here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Elvis?

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

HIS NAME IS ELVIS

ITS HARD TO FIND A MAN WHO CAN FIX STUFFI

Guys, I am dying over here. 

I am deceased

[Auntie Anxiety]

Elvis is in the house.

[Gobi]

I'm waiting for "Elvis has left the relationship".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

HIS NAME IS ELVIS

ITS HARD TO FIND A MAN WHO CAN FIX STUFFI

Guys, I am dying over here. 

Cortney has very high standards.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is complaining about outside and sweating…hook her up with Tim!

[Pepper Mostly]

It's magical. Oh my god my hair is frizzy. 

NO, Cortney, your water bottle is gone. Do not try to battle a monkey. You will lose.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Elvis is thinking about the green card timeline.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It's magical. Oh my god my hair is frizzy. 

NO, Cortney, your water bottle is gone. Do not try to battle a monkey. You will lose.

True story, we were at one of those drive through Safari’s and a monkey ripped off the car antenna and my mom rolled down the window and tug of warred the monkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, could she be any more obvious? Her tits are hanging out and she's talking marriage already. Move over, Darcey. 

Elvis is all "Geez, I was thinking maybe coffee or lunch. Slow your roll"

[Red Bridey]

Oh no, no 90 Day on Sunday! I am bereft. Oh, sorry, no I am not.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

True story, we were at one of those drive through Safari’s and a monkey ripped off the car antenna and my mom rolled down the window and tug of warred the monkey.

I saw a show once about people who owned chimpanzees that turned on them. Wish I hadn't seen it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those taut strings on Cortney’s top are giving me a flashback to the get up that Assley wore last night. The one thin piece of string that was holding up her halter (and her ample chest) looked like it was counting down the minutes before snapping in two.

Edited February 6, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[judylo]

I never saw Cortney. What was her story?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

I saw a show once about people who owned chimpanzees that turned on them. Wish I hadn't seen it.

I did too! Chimpanzee’s are not pets and apparently once they hit a certain age it is like flipping a switch. They become extremely aggressive.

[Red Bridey]

When I was in Grade 3 I went to the zoo for a class trip and an elephant tried to grab my lunch box. I won, but it was terrifying for an eight year old.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good it is old pervert Ben 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben should use some of that blood money to get his wonky eye fixed.

[judylo]

Ugh! Ben! Glad he left my home state.

[Gobi]

I think the only 90 Day guy creepier than Ben is the one who went to jail after the show.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

I never saw Cortney. What was her story?

Pretty much played out the same way this one did. Slept on a dudes couch in Spain and he really wasn’t that interested 

[Red Bridey]

This skeevy skeevy pervert.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Ben is aging badly. He looks like shit. Not that he was an oil painting to begin with. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I never saw Cortney. What was her story?

Same story except Spain.  She met a “model,” they broke up.  Then we followed her during the pandemic as she moved in with a German rando who sold period accessories not far from her parents’ home yet she acted as though she were being held prisoner.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany got herself a real catch.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I think the only 90 Day guy creepier than Ben is the one who went to jail after the show.

Geoffrey…I hope he is enjoying prison