90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶🎶La la la laaaaahhhhh🎶🎶

[Hotel Snarker]

Are they still in the shed?

[sainte-chapelle]

What happened to Syngin? Booze bloat?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What happened to Syngin? Booze bloat?

He has certainly porked up. Too much fast food?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooof, Syngin needs to switch to Miller Lite.

[Frozendiva]

Found something on Natalie - in the couple's thread. Her mom is okay.

[Bees52]

Soulmate talk, again. smh

[Hotel Snarker]

I forgot Syngin used to have short hair. He looks way better with it honestly.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He has certainly porked up. Too much fast food?

Tiramisu and Jim Beam for breakfast.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who wore the hairdo better: Kimbelly, Syngin or Georgi?

[Pepper Mostly]

TANIA FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO CARES HOW THE DISHWASHER GETS LOADED? 

Stuff is going to melt on the bottom? Adjust the thermostat for crying out loud!

[sainte-chapelle]

For a new age witchy woman Tania sure is a bitch. 

[Frozendiva]

Why can't Syngin do his own laundry?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin has zero impulse control.

[Hotel Snarker]

Syngin brings a lot to the table except employment.

[Gobi]

"I married him for my future,  not my past. I mean, I tried going back in time but I guess that my occult powers aren't strong enough yet."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Before I forget, HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING!! We made it through the winter of discontent.

[sainte-chapelle]

Vanessa wants to find Debbie a man so she will leave. Lard Issa is no saint but she told the Utah about Debbie downer Typo on Larissa but it is funny so it stays

Edited March 22, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Tania is just going to make this painful to the very end.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Tania is just going to make this painful to the very end.

That’s how she rolls. 

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Syngin has zero impulse control.

 

I think he's a borderline alcoholic .

[sainte-chapelle]

From what they both said Tania forced herself into his life. She was the one night stand that never left. She knew what she was getting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Welshman in Ca said:

 

I think he's a borderline alcoholic .

FTFY

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Before I forget, HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING!! We made it through the winter of discontent.

First day of spring was technically yesterday, but still, Happy Spring to you!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Welshman in Ca said:

 

I think he's a borderline alcoholic .

That's definitely an open border.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Colt wearing false beard in that talking head?

[Suzywriter]

Hey, folks! This is my first Single Life chat. Let's see if I can stomach the cast...

[Frozendiva]

Debbie, you can find a new place within 3 months.

[Gobi]

Amish men laugh at Coltee's beard.

[Bees52]

Oops! Debbie big mad at Coltie for kicking her out...uh, I mean making her move in 3 months.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Colt wearing false beard in that talking head?

Angling for a spot on ‘Return to Amish”

[Suzywriter]

90 Day Diaries...

Everyone regrets marrying Coltee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa looks like she was sucking on an air hose.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am confused, I thought Debbie owned the house

[Gobi]

Never too early to start drinking, amirite Debbie?

[Hotel Snarker]

It's no wonder all of these people are single. I don't see a redeeming quality in any of them.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Amish men laugh at Coltee's beard.

Mops laugh at Coltee's beard.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Vanessa looks like she was sucking on an air hose.

I would too if I married Colt…did…did Vanessa say “ I don’t mean to beak you up?”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Never too early to start drinking, amirite Debbie?

She pours a slug of Jack into her morning coffee.

[Hotel Snarker]

Geee...I wonder why he doesn’t have a lot of finesse. #Sarcasm

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Never too early to start drinking, amirite Debbie?

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

[Gobi]

Could Vanessa's friend of a friend  be David? They are in Las Vegas, after all. Mmmmmmmmm.

[Pepper Mostly]

Vanessa will "reach out". There is no reason to use the expression "reach out" in either correspondence or speech unless you are a member of the Four Tops. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred, shut the fuck up. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She pours a slug of Jack into her morning coffee.

I went to a sandals once for my wedding anniversary…I did this every day for 7 days lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Vanessa will "reach out". There is no reason to use the expression "reach out" in either correspondence or speech unless you are a member of the Four Tops. 

🎶🎶🎶Just look over your shoulder, honey. I’ll be there.🎶🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Could Vanessa's friend of a friend  be David? They are in Las Vegas, after all. Mmmmmmmmm.

Debbie is WAY too old for him. 

 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Never too early to start drinking, amirite Debbie?

If Colt was my kid, I'd never sober up.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s date seems bored

[Hotel Snarker]

“She’s seeming very guarded.”

Yet another woman having a natural reaction to Ed that he’s going to make her feel guilty about.