90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Happy Halloween my snarky darlings! I have had my usual paltry showing of trick or treaters, and am feeling grateful that the madness is almost over and I can go downtown again. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Happy Hallow’s Eve!

🎃👻🦹‍♂️🧟‍♂️☠️🤡🤠

[Frozendiva]

Not handing out treats this evening. No one around me seems to be home and most of the kids stick to the streets and not go inside the condo complex.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Veronica’s outfit is not becoming. Not classy at all.

[sagittarius sue]

Howdy everyone.  I had planned on playing hooky tonight, but the World Series (go Phillies!) was rained-out so here I am.

[Pepper Mostly]

 Crazy as she is, Natalie would attract her share of suitors, even if they're people sliding into her DM's. If a baby daddy is all she's after, surely there's someone would oblige. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

🎃👻🦹‍♂️🧟‍♂️☠️🤡🤠

Ugh…I wish the kids and I were able to revel in seeing the fun! 😞 

[OneGuy]

Veronica sorts through the perils of the hookup.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Veronica think they were going swimming?

[Frozendiva]

Veronica, that is a short outfit!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 Crazy as she is, Natalie would attract her share of suitors, even if they're people sliding into her DM's. If a baby daddy is all she's after, surely there's someone would oblige. 

She should just go to the local supermarket, buy a turkey baster and be done with it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Not handing out treats this evening. No one around me seems to be home and most of the kids stick to the streets and not go inside the condo complex.

I live on a main street so we've never had many, even when there were a lot more young kids in the neighborhood. We'd all go around all the streets off the main road but not my street. Weird. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Veronica, that is a short outfit!

I subscribe to the belief that miniskirts should be worn by the 30 & under crowd.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Veronica sorts through the perils of the hookup.

Which is hilarious, she's never had to deal with this before? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Veronica minces no words. She’s done wasting time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Little rat man sucks.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Veronica minces no words. She’s done wasting time.

Natalie minces no words.  She's done basting time.

[Frozendiva]

Debbie, moving to Canada is not that easy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Debbie. How will she cope with the alien language and the exotic customs of CANADA?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb, Colt never thinks about you. I guarantee it. Moving to Canada would make him happy so he wouldn’;t have to deal with you.

If Deb drives to Canada, at least she wouldn’t be giving up her car.

Edited November 1, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Natalie minces no words.  She's done basting time.

Better basting time than boiling time!

[OneGuy]

Colt may not know where Canada is.

[magemaud]

Debbie has at least one friend in Vancouver-the “old friend” who matched her up with her landlord, Tony. 

[Hotel Snarker]

“I’m havinerpanic ertack”.

Y’all, I said it before last night, and I will say it one more time.

”Her moving to the city, it’s a little scary.” For the UMPTEENTH time, TLC. COME. THE. FUCK. ON. 🙄

How many times do we have to see the Shauna Rae commercial? Enough is enough!!!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Colt may not know where Canada is.

I think he would as they originally came from the Seattle area.

[OneGuy]

Over these two nights of watching 90DF shows, I think I've totaled about 30 minutes of watching Shauna Rae.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Over these two nights of watching 90DF shows, I think I've totaled about 30 minutes of watching Shauna Rae.

And we're all up to date with the Roloffs too. Heaven help us.

[Hotel Snarker]

Same goes for the goddamn fucking Culpo Sisters!

[Tuneful]

As usual my timing is off. 

Veronica with the goods on display...one dip from a nip slip. What she's doing with this boy  I'll never know. She needs a M-A-N and a strong one at that.

This guy:  

Edited November 1, 2022 by Tuneful

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tanya is casting a wide romantic net for anyone who is willing to put up with her.

[Pepper Mostly]

What is Tania DOING in Aruba? More witch doctor training?

[Hotel Snarker]

How long has Tania been on vacation?

[Frozendiva]

Tania should be a slightly more grown up person after her marriage.

[OneGuy]

Tania Shamania.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Same goes for the goddamn fucking Culpo Sisters!

Oh, aren't the delightful? (vomit)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tanya likes to meet people orgasmically, without actually knowing their names before they fuck.

Edited November 1, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

How long has Tania been on vacation?

Most of her life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow what a party! Looks like there are nearly ten people in attendance. 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Tania should be a slightly more grown up person after her marriage.

Ha ha ha ha.

[Frozendiva]

Aren’t these folks a little old for a frat type party?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is Tania DOING in Aruba? More witch doctor training?

Exploring!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what witty repartee! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Tanya brought her flotation devices with her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cesar you might be feeling really sad but Alona is weak with relief

[OneGuy]

I see Caesar's dressed to work out again.  I thought he was flying home.

[Hotel Snarker]

Are we now supposed to think Tania is 'edgy' because she's flirting with women?

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, you may find yourself talking to Alona the fake while she finds a better guy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar pesters Alona once an hour to show how much he cares about her. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Raining in NC.  Lucky I did my party Friday night.  

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Are we now supposed to think Tania is 'edgy' because she's flirting with women?

It fits with her woke credentials.