Carlin and Evan: But Mostly Carlin!

[3 is enough]

Cradling the bump. Every. Damn. Picture. I’m already fed up and she’s only at the halfway mark. 🙄

[Tdoc72]

19 hours ago, 3 is enough said:

Cradling the bump. Every. Damn. Picture. I’m already fed up and she’s only at the halfway mark. 🙄

I rolled my eyes too!   God forbid, anyone in Hawaii thinks she’s fat instead of pregnant. 

[BitterApple]

In the latest installment of Failed Parenting, check out Carlin's latest stories. They're still in Hawaii. She's walking with Zade and asks about the whistle he's carrying. Zade says, "Me me me tell Dada and Yaya me me me (followed by some jumbled unintelligible sounds). Carlin captions it verbatim and I'm gobsmacked that she finds this cute. This poor child has the speech patterns of an 18 month-old. Are they even bothering with therapy anymore? Because he hasn't shown one bit of improvement. 

Edited May 7 by BitterApple

[ginger90]

[BitterApple]

Well it's not Iike Evan has any other job...

[ginger90]

[Jeanne222]

25 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Now they are both cradling the bump!  😄

[AstridM]

Where is the vomit emoji? 🤮

He got one thing right - she was definitely a girl, not a woman. 

[Heathen]

Carlin must have borrowed one of Josie's skin-tight maternity dresses. Classy and oh so modest -- ass sticking out one side and exaggerated belly the other. 

1 hour ago, AstridM said:

Where is the vomit emoji? 🤮

He got one thing right - she was definitely a girl, not a woman. 

They're well matched, since Evan acts like a lazy, spoiled little boy. 

[AstridM]

18 minutes ago, Heathen said:

Carlin must have borrowed one of Josie's skin-tight maternity dresses. Classy and oh so modest -- ass sticking out one side and exaggerated belly the other. 

They're well matched, since Evan acts like a lazy, spoiled little boy. 

With hair to match! 😆

[ginger90]

[Salacious Kitty]

Whatever. 🙄

In some actual good news, they put up a pool fence. 

[ginger90]

So, they’re installing a fence around the pool. That’s great, right? I thought so too until they said when they have pool parties they will be removing it. 

[Salacious Kitty]

I just saw the thumbnail, so I missed that caveat. Kids can still fall into a pool with adults not really paying attention. And with Katie, Josie, and Lord knows who else coming over, that's a shit ton of littles to monitor.

[BitterApple]

God, these two are idiots. There's plenty of deck space even with the fence. They don't need to remove it for parties. 

[Heathen]

16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

She needs to lay off the lip fillers AND that stupid keyhole expression. She looks stupid. 

Well, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.