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With how financially illiterate the Conner’s are, they’ll probably use the lawsuit winnings on Ben’s magazine startup.

Just finished Kelly’s book and what a tacky filled mess it was. Constant sexual innuendos and dirty humor. Did you guys know Mark Consuelos is quite the Sex God? Or that they made love six times one night in Montreal? Can’t believe this was on the bestseller list, but I’m sure Kelly and Mark purchased thousands of copies to inflate the sales numbers.

Did anyone purchase Kelly’s new book? Kelly also posted a photo on Instagram earlier of Mark looking up her skirt. Having lots of money certainly doesn’t buy class.

Darlene wanting to bring a baby into this world in her current situation, is completely irresponsible.

How are the Dunphy children going to function on their own when they can't be bothered to clean up after themselves or purchase their own food while living at home? Loved the first few seasons of the show but it definitely went on several years too long.

I find it hard to believe Dylan has the smarts to go through Nursing school.

What a depressing episode. It would be so nice to see a Conner family member having some type of success in life.

Estelle Parsons hasn't aged a day in the last 20 years.

Dan: "Darlene, pick out a song. We haven't danced together forever!" Darlene: "That's because it's creepy."

Thought we were going to get a nice scene with Kevin remembering his late wife at the meeting. Instead we get a stupid 20 year old World Series joke. I'm with everyone else who wishes they would have done a King of Queens reboot instead.

Hate commenting on someone's appearance, but Jared Leto looks like one slimy guy. Just get a bad vibe from him.

Enjoyed the shower scene at the end. So happy these first episodes have been high quality. Would love to know what happened between David and Darlene.

Saw an interview with John Goodman and when asked what has changed for the Conner family the past 20 years he commented not much and they were still "struggling to get by". Was really hoping they weren't going to go the depressing route with the reboot. Hopefully Becky, Darlene, and DJ are mildly successful.

They need to stop making idiotic jokes to the trivia callers when they pick up the phone. Not surprised the caller hung up on Ryan today.

Quickly tuned out of today's show after Ryan "300 Million Dollar Net Worth" Seacrest sends an unpaid intern to purchase lottery tickets for him. Just tacky. Used to hate when Kelly and Michael would openly discuss winning the lottery and all the things they would be able to do.