Toaster Strudel

All this drama and I'm obsessing over Nicole's Everest of mashed potatoes and niblets. The rest of the family was eating carrots and what looked like cold roast beef, but baby Nicole has to be catered to with her special children's menu. She couldn't share in the beef... that's not sweet/carby enough for her. In her plate was a huge shapeless mound like it fell from a dump truck, and she was eating it with a backhoe shovel. All washed down with an extra large, sugar-laden ice tea. The sounds of the scene... I wonder if the editing monkeys didn't turn the volume up to amplify the low rumble of her cavernous sighs. The trip to Morocco was a disaster- anyone but her dare bring it up, and she's really put upon. They are completely incompatible, she knows that, but they both decided to become different people so everything will be alright! He's hawt! That's the only thing she cares about, she is so infuriatingly superficial.

So does Luisa... and evictions, too. Maybe he has a type.

Nicole and Azan can't get along, he doesn't find her attractive, they have nothing in common, they come from different worlds, she's a big nasty baby, all they do is play video games... but if they become completely different people, they could maybe fall in love! This is a marriage that cannot fail.

His real name is actually Andrew... so "Jorge" or "George"... it's only for the show.

If Anfisa didn't treat him like a disgusting worm, he wouldn't be interested in her. I agree no one should be treated like Jorge unless they really, really like it. The way he was screaming out: "she is cray-ay-ay-zay!" before she arrived it was obvious that "cray-zay" is what gives him the hardon.

There was a clear investment element in the whole transaction. He promised that he'd work and make regular and significant monetary contributions to the household, so she expected a return on her boy toy investment, not that he would turn out to be a lying cheating parasite. She complained in a talking head this season that they are "worse off" now than they were before he came. She expected a substantial improvement in her finances for herself and her daughters. He voiced his eagerness to work quite passionately, yet he regularly turned down job offers, concentrating his efforts on getting pity money from lovelorn women that watched the show.

But who slashed the tires?

Absolutely. There are pictures of them in Doha where he is smiling at her and making coquettish poses in a wife beater, beaming together in bed, holding hands in a shopping center, riding an indoor gondola like lovers, looking at baby furniture, etc. He rented a place because he couldn't have the room mates around.

He told her age doesn't matter, looks don't matter, she's just going with what he told her! Judging by her favored footwear he might have told her that chunky sneakers give him hardons...

Nutella is correct. It's like I was there and saw it with my own eyes. TLC didn't push anything... they just followed. Initially she had booked a grungy youth hostel but the crew didn't want to stay/film there so they changed her trip around for their convenience. This was 100% her idea and she really thought he'd fall in love "again" at the sight of her.

Giant powdered sugar donut wedding cake?

No one went to their stupid fake ass second wedding... same as Loren... who wants to see married people get married? Not a lot of people. It would have been nice for Devar's kids though LOL

....and did Punkesheir bring the kids to see their daddy get married to his special lady? It was Halloween... a bit of flour and you go as a cokehead, cheapest costume ever. Even cheaper than bathing in red Kool-Aid, sticking a broomstick up your ass and going as a candy apple.

LOL I think that's the whole idea!

Lowo scamming another love interest: there is more... what the fuss is all about...

My theory is that Devar has kids with Punkeshar and the reason he is so hard set on sending her money is that it's really to support his children. She looks nothing like him like a sister would and seems to have little to do with the two actual sisters that live together, but not with her.

That's still not "sloppy seconds" if there ever was a "sloppy second" in this sordid tale it was Mo himself if only he let her have him after he's been with a mistress and he's still dripping. One day she'll regret not selling him for all of $30, that's way more than the selfish, irritable, whiny little sociopath is worth.

He'd be heartbroken if he found such a woman that didn't make up for this romantic shortcoming with copious amounts of humiliation.

Sloppy seconds??? Do you know what that means? How does it apply here?

True... only he's racked in a lot more dinero than she has, sent most to his family in Tunisia, and contributed not a penny to the household he mooched off. True love, I guess?

They do admit to not getting on and finding each other off-putting physically and/or emotionally, however, they love each other and will work through the loathing!

It was a fan from the DC area who contacted her. She met him on her way to Pakistan to pick up some cash from him at a gas station (he is allegedly somewhat generous, bought her a car, gave her and her daughters money on a regular basis) since they were flying out of the DC airport. Mo briefly met him too. The show totally didn't egg her on to go to Miami. That's really all her. I'm sure they were over the moon with the stupid drama, but ultimately it was not their idea or their urging.

She paid for the airline ticket herself however the crew chose the hotel for her because they needed a place where they could film. I think they all stayed there too.

No... diving... LOL He wants to do underwater soldering which is a skill used on oil rigs and other underwater structures.

He said it many times in the previous seasons. Definitely DIVER. He even specified it was for underwater soldering, which is big on oil rigs.