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Even though it's wimmins work, I bet he'll try to work in the kitchen. Aside from commissary, it's the best way to get extra food. Or, I can totally see him asking if he could get paid for leading prayer meetings or something similar. Sorry FF. The prison has it's own chaplain and they don't need any of your fundie help. Maybe he could empty the garbage and put chairs away after services or something. Even though it looks like a nice campus, it's still prison. He'll be in a dorm setting with a bunch of other dudes who have lived real lives, not the coddled, golden boy life he's lived. He's going to have guys stealing his commissary, his toiletries, his towels, pretty much everything that's not nailed down. When it happens and he whines to the guards, they're going to laugh at him and tell him to be more careful. So far, he's had a private room in the county jail for his protection. Prison is a whole 'nother ballgame. His arrogant attitude and believing he's better than everyone else is going to make his life there quite difficult.

Yes. We won't know when or where he's transferred, but once he's in the federal prison system, he will show up in the prison locator. Here's the link to the inmate locator. https://www.bop.gov/inmateloc//

The judge recommended Seagoville, but it's ultimately up to the BOP and when a bed becomes available and when they have other prisoners to move. They usually try to coordinate with other jails so they can move more at once instead of having to make several trips. Moving prisoners is done under really tight security and the guards involved don't even know about it until the day the move is going to happen. It's done that way to avoid the bus being hijacked enroute in an attempt to allow prisoners to escape. Once he's been transferred, he will show up on the prison roster.

I found this about federal supervised release. If FF violates the terms, he could potentially be sent back to prison to serve out the remainder of time he was supposed to be supervised.

I'd love to see the IRS start digging into Boob's financial dealings. I'm sure he's done everything he can to pay as little tax as possible, and I don't believe he's smart enough to have covered it up very well.

Yep. It's like drug treatment post release. Mandatory intensive out patient treatment is standard when someone with a history of addiction/drug related crime is released. Does anyone here know what happens if FF doesn't comply with his post release requirements ? Federal prison does not have standard parole like other prisons where if you violate, you get sent back to do the rest of your sentence. He was ordered to be supervised for 20 years after he gets out, but does that mean he would get more time added for non compliance since he will have already done his time? I don't know how the federal system works.

I think that's what happened when he molested his sisters and the friend. When the Ashley Madison scandal broke, I believe he went to some fundie 'rehab' for porn and sex. He's never had any actual therapy, just the fundie 'pray it away' type.

Oh, how I wish someone would read this to Clown Car! Knowing her precious first born was being housed with and sharing yard time with transgender people would make her have to take a triple dose of whatever meds she's on. Maybe she'd even be moved to write a letter to the warden about it.

I wonder how long Boob is going to willingly support her and the M&Ms. He's coughed up an astronomical amount in attorney fees, has no more TLC money coming in and you know deep down under that Aquanet helmet, he blames Anna for everything Josh has done. If she'd been the perfect fundie wife, his perfect son wouldn't have had to cheat, hire prostitutes or victimize innocent children. Now that he knows his perfect, godly son isn't going to come home anytime soon, I don't think he's going to be happy about having to house and feed Anna and the kids. He might start suggesting how nice it would be for her to go spend some time with her family members pretty soon.

They would have totally used that! She does look pregnant in the pics leaving the courthouse, but that's what having 7 kids in rapid succession + eating crappy food does to your body. I also can't imagine she's one to get much exercise aside from the occasional trying to keep one of her litter from escaping and running into the road. She's also probably dealing with some depression, although she'd never admit it or do anything about it.

I was saying never mind about the update I posted that court had taken a break. The sentence came in right as I was posting it.

No.

I asked Professor Google how many years of a federal sentence someone has to do and the general answer is 85%. If he agrees to sex offender treatment, it could be a tiny bit less, but we know he's not going to do that.

Where does that M fall in the birth order? Is she the newest?

The Ashley just updated that court has been let out for a break. Nevermind.......12.5 years!!!

I was getting hungry but didn't want to cook anything, so I went with a great big smoothie with everything in it. It should hold me for hours (which I hope won't be the case).

I don't think Anna is going to be crying all that makeup off. If her behavior up to this point is any indicator, I think she's going to be pissed at any sentence the judge gives him and will stomp out of there. I'm sure she thinks the letters and all the godly stuff people said about FF should make the judge let him come home. I mean, there are cracker crumbs she needs help with!

I'm not a regular snarker with you folks, but I keep up with what's happening here every day. I'm waiting here with everyone and will have Bloody Marys at the ready to add to our brunch.

Shelagh really struggled with her decision to leave the order. She tried really hard to fight her feelings for Patrick and even when she'd made the decision and was going to marry him, believed she didn't 'deserve' a wedding. You should definitely watch the early seasons!

Could have been for something else. She did graduate while taking some college level courses. But, the Keiffer years were way before she went to Miller-Motte for the medical assistant course. She did finish it, but she failed the certification test......twice.

If I remember correctly, the friend that originally had the boat scraping business moved back to NC and started his business up again under a new name. I'm sure he had a hard time trying to convince customers to do business with him again after the swamp monsters ruined it at record speed.

She was with Nathan when she started training for her medical career at the local diploma mill. Nathan dumped her while she was still going to school.

I just read about at The Ashley. Jenelle's surely in her moldy house or dope shed having a meltdown about now. She'll make a TikTok saying she had the same opportunity, but decided not to go with it or that she's "in talks" with people about a similar thing and that Chelsea is copying her.

Christian was really smart after he won PR and had opportunities to make deals with Payless Shoes and the gazillion others. That's what kept money rolling in to grow his business and now he has that gorgeous atelier in Manhattan, the house in Connecticut and who knows what else. A lot of designers wouldn't have been caught dead with their name on shoes and bags at Payless, but he could see the big picture. Now, the little bugger is one of the most popular designers in the world.

I have some Tommy Hilfiger towels I got at TJ Maxx that are very nice and have held up extremely well. I bought a Christian Siriano sweater at Sierra online last month!