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I feel bad about being incredibly annoyed by Meghan being upset that there's "only" one "VERY healthy" pregnancy :-/ And David taking his mistress to dinners with his family?? That's some bold,shady, lowdown, dirty shit. On both his AND his family's part. Fucking scum. I would never have them around my kids. Fuck his dumpy ass Momma.

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What if Malik Yoba's character ISNT rea;;y dead....and he came and pushed Rhonda as retribution for "killing" him?

Didn't Lucious say that Lola wasn't JAMAL'S? He never said she wasn't a Lyon..still could be Lucious'!

After! Despite many people pressuring and throwing shade to get her to show his sweet face. #bullies

I was just in Dubai last March, and would absolutely go again. Im sure that they sideeye us for our culture as much as we sideeye them. Regardless, reverence should be given where reverence is expected. *SHRUG*

Great episode! My family and I went to Dubai last March, so it was great reminiscing on the mutual places encountered! Good thing that they dined in after they settled in...because Rinna, Katherine, and Eileen would have had to change again. No bare shoulders or short hemlines. All fun and games for Katherine to not want to conform to the group/be rebellious, until she winds up being detained for indecency. *sideeye* #dummy I GUARANTEE they didn't pay full rate for any of their accommodations.

YES!!! And also, she suddenly "couldn't breathe" when David entered the oral surgeon's office. Could hsve been sneaky editing....but she got a major sideeye from me. LOL! I REALLY think Kyle may be on to something with the whole "depression hurts" thing. Would make a hell of a lot more sense. Cause that medicine closet is just ridic!

I was wondering why we hadn't heard a peep from Peter on Cynthia's "Below Deck" appearance.. and he was glaringly missing from Noelle's Sweet 16 bash on "David Tutera's CELEBrations"...now we know why, based on this last RHOATL episode. A split is imminent. And none of the other Husbands besides Todd seem to be making an appearance this season, so there's really no one for Peter to film with to stay relevant.

10 pages of "Does Brooks have cancer? Here's the proof/disproof " conjecture. BLAH. I blame Andy. ATL Housewives cant start soon enough!

*in my Michael Jackson voice* You are not alooooneeee...I am here with youuuuu! LOLLL! Every episode she's on, I like her less and less. Not to mention she gets less and less attractive every time we see her...and not cause shes still carrying pregnancy pounds. Stop eating your hate, Brianna. Its starting to ooze from your pores and its not a good look!

Thank god someone said it. All the pages of conjecture give me a headache. LOLL! I just wanna read commentary on whats real and whats been seen...not pages and pages of theory and hypothesizing.

Damn if Tracy's squad isn't rough to look at...but their technique is impressive! LOL! That bat, though. Shake it at me...and its going up your azz. Not cool! Girlfriend must think she's Debbie Allen's protégé. On another note...her implants look SUUUUPER uncomfortable on her frame. And the constant midriff baring isn't cute, neither.

I basically took away from the Caitlyn Jenner interview that she's the trans Kim Kardashian. LOL! Didn't do her much favors. Was already over the hype...now knowing her stance on gay marriage...yeah, its time to have several seats.

#shade. LMAO! Honey, do a quick Google search! LOL!!! Wont take long for you to find out all you need to...

When Tamar's TH with the black bob flashed on the screen...I gasped. GORGE!!! I hope she makes that a reoccurring look...cause she was literally breathtaking! Ummm...Traci? Perhaps you should just be happy theres a girl even interested in your funny-looking kid with the weirdo-looking Daddy and semi-illiterate Mommy? if I were Oliviah, I'd have a little sass too, considering all the less than kind things we've heard from Traci in her TH's about her. IJS.

Shannon is prime example of when a man calls a woman "psycho" or "neurotic"...my first response is "what did you do to make her that way??". People gave her a huge sideeye for her not being able to "get over it" or move past the obsessive, all-consuming thoughts and constantly busting David's balls despite saying she was trying to move on...but he put extras on his betrayal. So YEAHHHH...he deserves everything he has coming.

Asifa? Extremely insecure, perpetually unhappy....and super difficult to watch. Bobby? A douche on a power trip, making Asifa jump through hoops for the relationship. Whiny as hell...and still doesn't "get" that Asifa doesn't want him confiding their relationship business with outsiders. I appreciate Asa calling him on the carpet at dessert about not being a martyr....because Asifa didn't grow to be insecure on her own. He had a hand in it. I FLOVE Asa's Mommy!!! Only a Mom can get away with the level of shade her Mom throws at her: " Ok, get down. You talk too much". LMAOOOO!

I LOVED IT TOO! *hanging my head in shame*. LOLL! Each character was addressed and given a new path.... Love Ms. Kringle catching on to Nygma!

Junior? PRICELESS this episode. And not just cause he's SO me, either. LMAO! Rules are there for a reason...live life all willy nilly and its anarchy! ;-)

Not to mention...now that Teddy is no longer in the Tonight Show Band (it being located to NYC)...they need the Mary Mary money. So of COURSE Tina is pushing for a reunion. Its convenient to HER. Gets on my damn nerves...and Erica annoys the hell outta me allowing Tina to push her around. And her Mom and Goo irritate me for enabling Tina's behavior. And last but not least...Warren is creepy as F. LOL!

Sooo....since we didnt see how they disposed of Vernon...and I REALLY want Malik Yoba to return...I'm gonna choose to think that they transported his wounded body to an underground doctor until he heals/comes out of a coma. And when he awakes, he has severe memory loss, absolving Rhonda and ruining the Feds case against Lucious. LOLL! A gal can dream, cant she? ;-)

Thank GOD they finally brought up the elephant in the room (no pun intended) with Kayla's between season weight gain. Even as a fluffy chick who has struggled with weight since 2nd grade...it was distrurbing me. Bless Diana for not sweeping it under the rug...but not dealing with it in a manner that will cause Kayla to develop a complex. As this is her last season with DD, if Kayla has any pause in physical activity, shes gonna blowuptuate. And especially entering the college years, that's hard to rebound from. Wishing her the best!

Sooo...my honey happened to catch this episode with me last night, and caught Todd's comments about the bonnet...and cosigned VEHEMENTLY. So I may or may not have "innocently" come to bed with one on...to which I was greeted with "Ummm....are you about to take a shower or something? Cause YOU wont be getting any tonight with that thing on!". LMAO! I lowkey wanted to keep it on my fresh new 'do...but I'm leaving town for a week and need some "camel storage". So off it came. Kandi, Imma need you to take that bonnet off and get you a baby, honey!

Yeahhh...ummm...I cracked up during each scene of the Housewives engaging in this behaviour...because its SO me. At the end of the day, no matter how wonderful a Dad a man is, he doesnt run the house like Mom. And while its very ok that Dads dont....I definitely understand the urge to make sure things still run smoothly while Mom is away!