Auntie Anxiety

Seems like Madeline doesn’t take the news of Luke’s poverty-stricken existence very well. You mean before they sip tea and talk about their feelings?

Alex, if you are a therapist, you HAVE to know that you can’t change him. If not, go burn your license immediately.

Did I miss what Adriano does for a living?

I was thinking that it becomes its own storyline. Like Darcey and Stacey. A-Draino: I can see myself with Alex (and any other woman who wants to join in) forever.

Maybe Aliyah is hoping to continue to feed at the Sharp trough for the numerous surgeries?

Is Aliyah going to go down the Nikki path, all plastic surgery from head to toe?

It’s okay for Shawn to be a little uncomfortable about this. It takes time.

🎶King of the Road🎶 Shawn seems like a nice guy. I hope he doesn’t get his heart broken.

Oh, Luke. Get ready for your wallet to be hoovered. What? No airport dance? She can’t stand him. Is anyone else missing the translator app in this show? I guess SSW will make up for it.

Madeleine seems like a very mature young woman who has real potential in the rocket science community.

Aside from the elevator lifts (or Timberland boots), pimp trench coat and earrings, what the hell is wrong this schmuck?

Why doesn’t she demand to have another MALE join them for a threesome?

Did she say that she liked Adriano’s package? Remind me. Is she a therapist?

Sausage jokes. How clever.

MILF Manor—now they have the milfs dating the sons AND their fathers. Because Season 1 wasn’t trashy enough.

Madeleine can’t wait to see Luke and his money.

One of the suitcases is for his cosmetics, hair products, skin cream, etc.

Hey Ani, why don’t YOU adopt a point system? Give him a taste of his own medicine. Poor table manners….-5. Not wearing appropriate clothes for dinner…..-7.

Nice to see Kyle getting dressed in his formal T-shirt and gym shorts.

Poor Annie. She needs to buy a clue.

Kyle, take your point system and stick it up your ass.

Kyle reminds me of Martin Shrekli, the epi-pen dude.

If anyone is looking for some sperm, I happen to know a guy who is desperate to get laid donate some. “Show me the money!!!!!”

What you heard is right, and it’s the case for most people who have a personality disorder. They don’t think there is anything wrong with them and they have zero self-awareness. I lasted about 25 minutes and then I had to shut it off. The women are so immature. They were married for a hot minute and they are still obsessing about their “marriages.” Stop beating a dead horse!

Fastest hour of the week just went by. Love to snark with the best in the business. Have a super duper weekend, everyone, and apply your false eyelashes with care. Later.