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(Just coming back to finishing this absolute slog of a season). I’ve barely started this episode but I am WHEEZING at the 2 days! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Of all the measly, nearly nonexistent time passages, a whole 2 days is the one they’re going to mark! 😂 😂 😂

I think Brie and Brady are what’s mostly keeping me going with this. I definitely get a sketch vibe from Mike, which bums me out because I also liked him in the books. Although, it’s been about 15 years since I read them, so I’m gaslighting myself over my memory of every character in the show when I get mad at them for being stupid.

I just started watching this after a few months break. My “huh…did I miss something??”: We’ve spent nearly 4 seasons vaguely referencing Jack’s ptsd and NOW suddenly he has a dead(?) brother. Did I miss that in some earlier episode? 💯 me, too! Like literally everything else on this show, I wait on tenterhooks for the inevitable “..I, too, have experienced X, but, of course, it was also Y and Z, thus much worse than you.”

Good night, everyone. See ya next year? 😢

Oh, wow. I’m glad he’s seeing a PT. I always yell at the tv that these super morbidly obese people need to be in PT to teach them how to move properly again. Melissa the OG pounder still walked like she was 600LBS even a decade later.

That drink probably has all his daily calories. And a take out bag. Damn, son!

The ads are getting really cultish. Like, I haven’t gone to the grocery store in a week!!! My fridge and freezer are full of these tiny tubs!!! SMoOtHiEsSSSSS for lifE!

Oh, good, I’m back to GoodBelly now.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MEEEE!!!????

I finally thought of who reminded me of: a boy from my first summer fling. It’s not a choice I would make 20 years later, that’s for sure.

oh, noessssssss

He looks and walks exactly the same.

Did we ever get a height on him?

True. It just highlights the ridiculous “standards” of censoring, sexualizing and controlling women’s titties when many look less tittle-like than his, though.

Holay Shitee! We’re actually getting surgery?? —ohhhhhhhhhh noooooo he gained 😮