Jaundiced Eye

Schwartz agrees to move in with Sandoval. Oh boy.

Am I the only one who kind of wanted to see Jesse pop Luke in the face? Kristen is out of control, Luke enables her, and Michelle also sucks. I can't believe I like Jesse the most out of that foursome.

Damn, has Ariana not eaten for a week? She packed away enough food at the TomTom brunch to feed six hungry men. She was so busy chowing down that she couldn't participate in any conversations. Damn, come up for air, girl.

Man, I really HATE all these group roadblocks. What a pathetic season!

To be fair, she has to do some roadblocks, and she doesn't appear to have any strengths at all.

I know she can drive, but that seems to be all she can handle. Did she honestly think she had a shot to be competitive in the Race?

Doing the puzzle for other teams should not be allowed. That's ridiculous.

I always suspected Gerry was a money grubber. So glad that Theresa wasn't a complete fool and made him sign a pre-nup. I never really thought she'd move away from her kids either.

Danny asking his mom if she wants to climb the fence? Sure, kid. Climbing challenge that Mom can't possibly do? "Oh, I love to climb!" He always points out that mom is the weakest link: "These drums are HEAVY, and Mom's shaking maracas." He bugs. Big time!

Ridiculous headline. According to the article, she had one very short line in the episode where Michael Scott worked as a telemarketer.

I haven't really been watching, but I let it run while I read or catch up on Twitter. Last night (I think) Luke made a comment about Kristen leaving LA and getting away from all these horrible people. I think he's right. I often thought I should have moved to LA in my 20's and really enjoyed the lifestyle depicted in all these movies and shows. And the beach! But besides the impossible cost of housing, I really do think a lot of pretty awful people are drawn to the place. No one seems particularly decent.

I was struck by Schwartz's open hostility toward Jo when he told her he didn't want a relationship with her. Yet, when the cameras were rolling in the confessional, he was all "I care so much about Jo" simper, simper, aren't I sweet? The scales finally fell from my eyes. I always thought Schwartz was the nicest guy on the show. I used to wonder why he put up with the horrible Tequila Katie all these years, but it now seems to me that they deserved each other.

Dayna and Katie have a podcast? Well, who doesn't, I suppose. Are we allowing to slut shame guys? I mean, Max will mount any woman with a pulse. Why a woman would be interested is another story. Ick and ugh.

I've never understood why people tolerate Katie. If she has anything to offer, I don't see it.

Maybe it's me, but I thought Schwartz was being unnecessarily cold and cruel to Jo when he was basically telling her to GTFO. I don't think I ever really saw that side of him before. I'm shocked.

Ariana finally breaks down over the end of her relationship with Tom; Katie and Schwartz vie for the affection of the same woman. First aired 4/9/24 Katie claims to "love people." Okay. She can't stop laughing while trying to kiss Tori. She's so full of shit.

I stopped watching Curb a few seasons back because I had gotten bored with it (and Smooved out too), so it was a shock to see Richard Lewis in the flesh. I don't know when he got so ill, but I actually shrieked the first time I saw him on camera this season. I'm happy he was on the finale, but seeing him look so frail, and with his eyes closed on the plane at the end was a bit unnerving. I can't help but wonder if both Richard and Larry knew his time was running out in real life. Sorry about being a bummer, but I still can't believe Richard is gone. RIP to the (other) Man in Black.

I guess we haven't had a truly shocking death since Melendez, so I guess we were overdue. But why did it have to be Asher, and under such tragic circumstances?

I seriously doubt that Schwartz would have made it far on this track before washing out completely, but I still think he likely has more innate intellectual ability than the rest of the cast. Not that Florida State is an apex school, but it is fairly selective (25% acceptance rate). Most of his cast mates attended colleges that pretty much accept anyone with a pulse.

I don't know if all schools follow the same curriculum, but my knowledge of the process is that a pre-med student declares his or her intention to attend medical school and has an advisor who assists in choosing the requisite coursework necessary to achieve that goal. In addition to general classes, there is a heavy focus on subjects such as biological sciences, physiology, biochemistry, organic chemistry, genetics, calculus, etc. This helps prepare the student for the MCATs and applications to medical schools. In my opinion, college doesn't get tougher than this track.

You are correct. Schwartz says he was pre-med at Florida State University. For what it's worth, I suspect he is probably the smartest of the group. Schwartz often uses "big words" that people ridicule, but, as opposed to Ariana, seems to use them correctly. Personally, I've never met a dummy who was pre-med anywhere, at any time.

Gleb doesn't think Schemer has the "star power" OR dancing ability to warrant a spin on DWTS. Ouch!

Seriously. I've always scooped the box several times a day. I can't imagine how disgusting the litter box and entire area would be if you only scooped every week or so.

I don't hate him, but I agree that he needs to STFU. It seems stirring the pot is his solution to having no story line.

A "$1,000 bottle of water" -- GTFO, weirdo. And, as mentioned previously, Ariana needs to stop being such a slob. How hard is it to throw away your food garbage? Is she a hoarder or something? CLEAN YOUR ROOM! And acting proud because you cleaned the litter box a week ago? 🤮 Also, Ariana, the self-proclaimed genius, needs to learn that "extrapolation" is not a synonym for "extraction."