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So, which Championship contestant, Mariah or Lily, will able to provide the most heartfelt-sounding response to this question: Why should your competitor win this game? Please vote for the woman you think will best answer this question. You may want to consider who you think will look the most comfortable in her vintage designer gown, who typically is well-spoken, and which woman is usually able to maintain her poise under pressure. The final voting results will be posted around this time on Monday, April 8.

For the final competition, Lily and Mariah will be asked to make a three- to four-minute speech in response to a question they have not yet heard. Hosts Nate Hastings and Chance Chancellor will ask these crucial questions while wearing bespoke tuxedos. The question and answer sessions will take place in the mansion’s luxury home theater. Each theater seat will contain a dress form topped by a TV screen containing the live image of one of the previous contestants. All 14 women who’ve already left the game will watch the mini speeches via Zoom, and they will be able to offer running commentary. Although the show will use a short broadcast delay function, the Zoomed audience will be asked to limit their use of profanity. <another commercial break>

At last, it’s the final round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket. These are the two women who will compete in the Championship round: Lily Mariah The evening before the competition, the CBS producers will treat Mariah and Lily to a five-course gourmet meal prepared by the top chef of GC. During the meal, video clips will be shown of highlights of the contests they've won so far. After their dinner the women will be taken to separate rooms to be fitted for the gowns they will wear during the finale. They will be given a choice between these dresses created by fashion designers Halston and Valentino, respectively. <commercial break>

One Final 4 team put up a strong effort but the other team pulled away towards the end. Sally and Nina, you fought the good fight but alas, it wasn't enough. Safe travels back to GC. Lily and Mariah, yay for you both! You're Championship players! Next: the Championship round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket.

Voting in the Final 4 has ended. There will be results not too long from now. Everyone who voted: you're the best!

O noes, Ashley didn't come home last night. Gee, Traci, how old is your big sis, 12? Jack better ground her and take away her toys, huh? Nikki told Tessa there's a pony waiting for Aria at the ranch when she's old enough to ride. But, but, but Aria's not a Newman! Wait, was that a weird chem test between Lily and Tucker? 😱😱 Disguised Jordan sitting at the bar wearing leather gloves. Nah, nothing seemed suspicious about her at all. Just another paying customer, I guess. 🤔 What a sweet note Tucker left for Audra. Hope he meant it and wasn't just trying to placate her for his having skipped out on the afterglow. IMO Ashley looked awfully rough for merely having spent the night in a motel. Maybe her alters were beating each other up, lol. Audra back in black. 1980s AC/DC sends their regards, Miss Charles. Hey Devon, shut up. What an ungrateful tw*t you are. Poor Tucker. Even when he's making a grand romantic gesture he can't leave the GCAC. Oh, okay, Jordan apparently wanted to make sure Nikki decided to go away on vacation with Victor. Definite trouble ahead. Pinky swear. Do teenagers still say that or is Ashley's alter sort of living in the past? Alrighty then, Tucker! You followed my advice on the expensive jewelry. Meh on the ring though, sorry. I would've gone with more classic styling.

The Final 4 round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket is on and poppin', here. Final 4 Round Bring your fabulous votes on over! (Or your plain ones. 😉 )

Key equipment to be involved in the Final 4 speediness round: The Nerf balls will be launched at the contestants at a rate of about one ball per .5 seconds. Based on pre-game testing, the show producers do not think the launched Nerf balls will hit any of the contestants above their shoulders.

For the 3rd competition, the CBS producers will send the women to the mansion’s home gymnasium. There the women will compete in 2-person teams to build a giant, colorful, plastic cube: Note: The completed cubes are approximately 3 ft x 3 ft x 3 ft, in size, and there are more than 200 possible ways the pieces can be combined. While each team builds their cube on their half of the gymnasium, they will be pelted with Nerf tennis balls shot from six automatic ball launchers standing about 20 ft away. When they have completed their cube, the women must do a high five and touch their smart rings to each other. The tap will stop the time clock for their team. These are the two teams for the Final 4 round: Sally and Nina versus Lily and Mariah So, which team will complete their giant cube the fastest? Please vote for one of the teams. The two women of the winning team in this Final 4 round will continue on to the Championship round. In the Championship round they will vie against each other for the $1M grand prize. Voting results should be posted around this time tomorrow (Thursday, April 4).

One Elite 8 contestant fairly solidly lead the pack, while another barely scraped by with a single vote. Abby, Audra, Nikki, and Diane, if you leave now you can probably catch happy hour at the GCAC jazz lounge. Au revoir. Mariah, Nina, Lily, and Sally, you did it, you made it to the Final 4! Up next: the Final 4 round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket.

No more voting in the Elite 8 round. Results to be posted soonest. Thank you, thank you to everyone who voted!

Why was Billy hanging around in the jazz lounge like he was waiting for Phyllis to show up? Chelsea hasn't even been gone a day and already Billy's looking for trouble. Heather, the plan moving forward is for you to start looking for a new job. Can you stop belaboring the obvious for even a minute? Gah you're tiresome. Lol, Mariah and Tessa had a momentary case of foot-in-mouth disease, gushing over their new house to Victoria. Phyllis is utterly self-absorbed. She had no idea how much Daniel's life had just blown up. Odd though that Daniel hadn't yet told Phyllis what was going on with him, Heather, and Lily since she also works at OmegaSphere. So did Cole coordinate his purple shirt with Claire's purple skirt or was it a happy new daddy-daughter accident, tee hee? Heather itching for legal fight with Lily and C-W. Apparently she's never met Lily before. Or Jill. Or Aunt Mamie. Bring it on, sweetie. You and your ridiculous vocal fry. Billy's "bish whet?" face when Phyllis went on her rant about how seeking vengeance over a failed relationship is so petty and childish. Hysterical. Aria is so big now! She's still got those bitable apple cheeks. Claire trying to act abashed when Victoria offered her the Tack House. Yeah, no, Claire. It's turning into an early Newman Christmas for you and you know it. Oh wait, Victoria will be Claire's roommate at the Tack House. Having her mommy underfoot might cramp Claire's style when Kyle comes a-courtin', ha ha. The ranch has a makeout bench in the front yard. OMG, I'm crying over here. 😂 What the actual fuh was with the staging of that scene? Right, Billy, like you don't have enough problems with Lily and Devon. Jumping on Daniel and Heather's bandwagon is for sure a winning move. 🙄🙄🙄

Voting for the Elite 8 round will remain open for another 24 hours or so (ending Wednesday, April 3). Thanks all for participating and for your patience!

Crack. Victor's crack security team is totally on crack. They're constantly distracted from worrying about when they'll get their next hit of crack. Right? What was that all about? Someone's gonna mess around and get schooled and I think it'll probably be Claire unless Aunt Jordan gets involved. I ain't mad at her. Or him. Get it, girl, get all that. Tough job but someone has to do it. 😻 Oh yes please. Is Michael E. Knight still on GH or could he come back to visit GC for a while? Also, I think maybe he and TSJ (Tucker) briefly crossed paths on OLTL back in day so that would be a nice reunion.

Sigh, Tucker. At this point you probably need to be coming across with some eye-opening jewelry. I bet Audra would love a little something around 3 carats in a Tiffany setting. Just sayin', put your money where your mouth is. I was surprised Nick hadn't already tattled to Victor about Connor, before Adam could dash out to the ranch to inform Daddy Dearest himself. Victor was completely on board regarding Connor going away for treatment of his OCD. It seems to have been due to Victor's regrets for not being there during Adam's troubled childhood. Ehh, something about it didn't ring entirely true to me. I liked Summer's mini dress today, but meh on the color. IMO it wasn't a fresh springtime look for the CEO of an upscale fashion company. Audra. You gave in too easily. A boss bish like you should've made Tucker grovel longer. And harder. Wait, what? Ashley's main alter admitted she's running a game on Tucker. Why? Also, interesting how she was speaking of Ashley in the third person and Traci didn't pick up on it. Adam was supposed to be in a hurry to take Connor back East so I didn't get why he had time to stop and spar with Victoria. Again. Claire trying hard to sell herself to Summer. Good luck with that, hon. The big mistake you made was putting innocent Harrison in your sights. Summer will go into mama bear mode for her stepson. Jordan disguised as a man. AYFKMWTS? 🤮🤬💩 No way is Diane willing to give up her co-CEO job for Kyle. I think she knew Jack would kibosh the idea. Now she can throw that in Kyle's face the next time he steps on her toes at Jabot. Oh come on, how does Ashley keep getting into Tucker's room? The GCAC has the WORST security!

Whew. The tie in the Sweet 16 round was resolved by your votes. Thanks! The Elite 8 round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket has now kicked off, here. Elite 8 Round It may be April Fool's Day but this is as serious as Victor's Black T-Shirt of Virility. Go Vote!

The key equipment to be provided to each contestant in the Elite 8 round's pricing game: The women may use however many tote bags they need to bag all their groceries.

For the second competition, the CBS producers have set up a replica of a grocery store in the mansion’s ballroom. Each woman will take a shopping cart and fill it up with groceries from the store. (Note: meat, deli, and bakery items will be fresh but prepackaged.) The women will compete in pairs to guess the total cost of the grocery items they selected, without going over the actual cost. Then, each woman will pack their own groceries in jumbo Louboutin tote bags, which they will also estimate the total price of without exceeding the actual cost. The producers will give each contestant 15 minutes to pick their groceries, 5 minutes to pack them in the designer tote bags, and 2 minutes to guess the total costs of their groceries and totes. These are the pairings for the Elite 8 round: Mariah vs Abby ~~~~~~~~~~ Nina vs Audra ~~~~~~~~~~ Nikki vs Lily ~~~~~~~~~~ Diane vs Sally So, which contestants will do better than their competitor in guessing the GC retail prices of the groceries and luxury bags, coming closest to the single sum total without going over? Please vote for one woman in each pair. The four winners of this Elite 8 round will proceed to the Final 4. Results should be posted around this time tomorrow (Tuesday, April 2).

Former Naked Heiress Abby won the tiebreaker contest over current Fenmores Department Store Heiress Lauren, by one vote. Lauren, it's been real. Bon voyage as you return to the mainland. Coming up next: the Elite 8 round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket.

No more tiebreaker votes! The results will be posted shortly. Much appreciation to those who voted. 🥰

I wonder if they were concerned that most people probably haven't seen the awful movie that sketch was based on? It was a huge flop, so bad it was unintentionally funny. I had heard about the Astroworld Festival tragedy but didn't realize how horrific it was. Now I understand the objections to this episode's musical guest.

Oh boy, here comes the sacrilege right in the cold open. I did not have JAJ as 45 making a Black Michelle Williams vs. White Michelle Williams joke on my SNL WTFery bingo card. Fortunately for him the Beyhive won't care. Cannot get over how much Ramy Youssef looks like a young Richard Pryor. Has anyone done a 23andMe to see if they're actually related? 😉 Brave of the host to be making Muslim jokes on live TV on the eve of the biggest Christian holiday. Game show husband Nick was being suspiciously too specific in his answers. Wait, Durango, Mexico? I didn't hate the PDD sketch. Travis was good-humored to participate in that because the nepo babies can't rap to save their lives. Which I guess was supposed to be the joke. In the immigrant dad sketch, Marcello seemed to me like an elderly version of Tony Montana. And spending $12k in Sephora is probably getting one small bag of lipsticks and eyeliner. WU: Bless his heart, Che compared Beyoncé to Hootie. Probably every article and news commentary since her Country Carter album was released has already mentioned the Black singers who've done country music. The sky is blue and water is wet, Che. OMG, recommending wet market bat on TikTok right before the pandemic hit. Why would the producers of Oppenheimer even want to show the film in Japan? It's almost mind-boggling, not to mention callous. Dipping tip in a frozen turkey. Now there's an image. Is Marcello that tall or were most of the cast in the CSI Miami sketch not? Sarah was breaking so hard. She shoulda ordered delivery. Goose is a nickname; Tiny Desk drummer's species is actually human. Bowen had the NPR vocal cadence down solid. Huh, I was half expecting Kylie Jenner to show up on stage during the sign off, Timothee Chalamet who? And is Travis persona non grata now? I've seen comments where viewers were not happy to see him. Ramy was okay. He was game and had decent sketch comedy chops, but he also seemed to me to have an agenda, not unlike Dave Chappelle. I'd be surprised if he ever hosts again.

The teachers were trying to go hard in the paint against CHILDREN! 😯 Richard Tyler Williams, on all platforms. Have to x 2 that -1. Melissa and Jacob's messy hookup business spilling out. I keep forgetting that Janine went to an Ivy League school. If you balance your breakfast you'll balance your blessings. Poor Gregory, that made no sense. Barbara can understand the newfangled dating. Geez, Melissa. Avi being coy with Jacob. And now Jacob's falling in love. Crystal might've needed some peanut butter to go with that jelly Ava served her. Ava and Abbott Elementary stay winning, Crystal. If you don't know you better ask somebody. Keegan-Michael Key and Tatyana Ali were a great guest stars. I like Manny, in small doses. His voice is like warmed syrup and butter to me. Yum.

I'm with Jack: can Tucker not ever leave the GCAC? Poor guy. Also, looked like Tucker got his ears lowered, lol. His haircut was almost the classic high and tight. 🫡 Nikki managed to travel from the ranch to the NE building without encountering Jordan, but she was also without her bodyguard, Larry. Bet Larry got a strong chewing out by Victor, ha ha. Claire seemed to have been feeling Kyle out for his tolerance to horrific life stories, and he leaned into the test with an appropriate level of calm. Yay? Stop with the grimace, Jack. You know Tucker is 100% right about Ashley's odd state of mind. You just don't want to give him credit for caring enough to alert someone close to her. Not sure it's Sally's place to get involved in Adam's relationship with Nick and Victor. Especially given her long history of messiness with men in the same family. Again, should Nikki really be telling the people at her AA meeting so much information about Jordan? I would think doing so could jeopardize the efforts to recapture Jordan. Or put those people in danger by association with Nikki. How many times is Jack going to run back and forth to the ranch in one day? He's Nikki's AA sponsor, not her life support system. Yeesh. Nick insisting Adam use the Newman jet to rush to MD with Connor and Chelsea. What the what? I thought Adam had his own jet. He did when everyone was going to Tuscany for Victoria's wedding. Weird retcon. 🤔 Victor's taking Nikki on a private anniversary vacay. Calling it now: Jordan will be the surprise guest. Because JG is a hack, amirte? 😈

Well, there was a tie in the Sweet 16 round of the GC Woman Most Likely to Survive 2024 Bracket. We're short one contestant for the Elite 8 round. Please help by voting in the tiebreaker contest, here. Sweet 16 Tiebreaker Contest. Vote, plzkthxbye!