LennieBriscoe

LOVE it! Best actors in the family are "Baby" Evan and Dad (who has great mini-expressions!)! I think Mom was transformed way too early in the season, though! A super-saver persona is good for many laughs! Yes, "bring a cat!" And the lady next in line HAD one! Hahaha! And yes again to the kid as The Mask! "Jim Carrey! Ssssmokin'!" ETA: Wait, what? I've missed episodes already?! Must. Catch. Up!

Not so great video and a "sloppy" sandwich, and Chandler moves on? Well, he'll be third, anyway. It's coming down to Avocado Girl and Hot Sauces Boy. Still being told at this stage to smile, HSB is coming in second, IMO!

Oh, man. Tearing up at the In Memoriam photos.

Now we now that Swapnil will not win. TPTB saved the smoking revelation until this week, which also showed him slacking off. "Did you run out of time?" Heh. Not quite yet. ;-) I'm not liking this season's challenges much. I thought the Hallmark store one was enough of an Unconventional Challenge; didn't need the Techno-Trash one. I don't know if Ashley should have won, but at least her skirt wasn't a straight and simple design.

I'm assuming the ventriloquist won?

I'm just going to say it: IMO, Heidi's fashion aesthetic can be summed up in the word "Sleaze." Her language reflects her taste, as well. As for Blake and the location of Lady Parts: In the olden days of pubic hair, the pubic region was easily discerned. Now the bar has been lowered, so to speak, but where it will stop, nobody knows.

I don't think Laurie was hypocritical, in that she didn't say negative things she heard about the other women; she simply and without specific names (I don't recall anyway) revealed that the others were revving up the bus for Ashley. It was for the greater good, for Ashley was then not taken aback by the bulls*** responses about her look's being the worst. I think what saddened Ashley was that she had worked, was judged, and won on her merits, and found that her merits meant little to the Cool Kids----again. IMO.

Tidbit: Glenn and Jonathan grew up in neighboring places in the Lehigh Valley, PA.. Jonathan's father was an English Professor at Bethlehem's Lehigh University. Glenn. Jonathan.

Devin no longer looks ca-razy. I sympathized with Hadassah; after all, the OBVIOUS candidate for a good hair-whacking simply got what? A trim? I didn't understand the point of the amputee veterans. The models were told to pose in "extreme" manner, but why?

I wouldn't mind visiting: St.. Petersburg, Russia, complete with the Hermitage. 77 degrees F. and sunny tomorrow. But for wherever the heck that suitcase was headed, the fabric used was bleagh!! Joseph had better re-think HIS aesthetic ("Mumsies with Money") for this competition! In looking at the photos on the PR site, I find it hard to fathom that the Greece entry wasn't the winner. Elegant, easy to wear, and yes, blue and white. The winning look was too much material! Big pleated pants! ("We're BIG PANTS people!" --Kevin Meany). Big back of blouse! Big and loud cape! Haha---I said "Big." ;-) I think it is time for Ashley to retire the geometric pattern with colorful print combo.

Had to have meant Russia. Miami would have been chosen over St. Petersburg, FL! And I would have gone for a Faberge'-egg look (maybe a plain but jewel-tone jacket over a top of intricate design, IDK).

All I know is---THANK THE SEWING GODS that Meow-Meow is GONE! Dang, but I couldn't stand her creepy-weird passive-aggressiveness, not to mention her bizarre fashion aesthetic.

Stefano's ears ought to have gone with the rest of him, over Delanie "Paulina Porizkova." But the judges harped on her "lower body," AKA, "You were FAT!", so she had to go. SO glad that Devin outdid Bello. I don't care who will get haircuts; I just don't want them to shave Nyle!

leighdear et al., get in line for Nyle! ;-) Dang! ANTM? How about the next James Bond?! I just wish we could once hear his real voice (he's just deaf, right, and not mute?) Don't see the allure of any of the rest! Those blue eyes of Bello are really brown, people are posting. I can see the "Georgia May Jagger Re-dux" thought behind Buck-toothed Girl, but she's just jacked-up.

I hate barbecued anything. I think the key to this show is in its title: "Star." Not "Chef." They were seeking a HOST this season, not another sandwich maven, not another Mom cook, not another Italian chef, not another Big Man, not another Party Hearty gay guy. Thus, and IMRetrospectiveO, Eddie was always, barring a bizarre mishap, in like Flynn.

Considering I've been wearing this style since ninth grade, and I'm 65 now, I wouldn't hold my proverbial breath! IMO, Blake got a pass over David because the latter's product had an air of contempt for the challenge, while the "Glitter explosion" at least showed some joy. Plus, it is not nothing that Blake used more of the actual cards.

Swapnil should have won. A store full of COLORFUL GREETING CARDS and the judges pick the ALL-WHITE DRESS?? Feh.

I would never watch Jay, not for his limited Cajun POV, not for his John Madden-esque manner, and, I've figured out, not for his very voice. I simply don't like its tone. Eddie, I'd give a couple minutes to, just to look at, as he IS fine. But I'm not interested in Caribbean cuisine, never had anything "jerk," and, while I like heat, I prefer pungent-heat to sweet-heat. If Eddie Goes Tailgating is the focus, yeah, really won't care. Dom, OTOH, can show me how to make those yummy agnolotti!

To the poster who wondered if the Auf'ed guy was one who didn't bring his own tools: No. David forgot (though he can borrow anything he wants from me, but I digress, ahem). Swapnil misunderstood. And Merline chose to abandon hers over an airplane weight restriction issue. Speaking of Merline: SOMEONE needed to SHUT HER UP. Mayhaps it's not ADHD more than it is a competitive strategy of throwing others off their game. I agree with the poster who called Fabulous Blake "Gunnar 2.0," for I don't see Austen Scarlett's sweetness and talent. NO contestant lived better in NYC than Laura Bennett, who now lives quite near me! http://articles.mcall.com/2014-06-06/entertainment/mc-rooms-to-view-laura-shelton-20140606_1_living-room-r-k-laros-finalist Fine for Ashley. Good for the Big Girl. Big. BIGBIGBIGBIG. Have we said it enough now? I was very glad to see the NZ neophyte Duncan leave because---shallow I may be---I couldn't abide his accent.

MY razor says it's both. CWSwap will be Mesnick's fourth Reality show, including a 2-hour special of his wedding. It will be Lowe's SIXTH. One of Sean's was DWTS. Source. And of course, he was paid to be The Bachelor, perhaps $90,000.

I dislike Alex and his stupid hair. Dom was the hilarious one, spinning when slapped, but Alex was a weirdo-psycho for thinking that slapping someone was a way to lure customers. Also, Alex has zero culinary sense, MUCH less than Michelle, who became a PITA.

I heard BGT's Paul Potts sing "Nessun Dorma" live. This quartet paled in comparison (and Il Volo have the Young Guys Who Sing Opera niche, anyway). I liked the Big Girls and the James Brown schtick, but a Las Vegas Million Dollar act? No.

IMO: Ryan now has his revenge, and he served it cold. For what, you say? For having his ego bruised by Jaclyn's early comments about not finding him particularly attractive (in whatever words she used).

(wings707)---Wow--You just reminded me of something from the OJ trial: Kato Kaelin said that OJ had only $100 bills on him when they went to McDonald's that night. A drug deal was a possibility (no MickeyD trash was ever found).

I'm tellin' youse guys, RyanD wanted a blonde looker. He was crestfallen at the altar, and from then it was Katie, bar the door. And do I understand correctly that mouth-breather RyanBasement is calling Jaclyn "ugly"?! (I never thought she was a raving beauty, but his insulting her would be pretty low.)