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EEEWWWWWW. Why are we viewing their rumpled bed? Aaaannnnd...why exactly are we praying for fruit? Everything on the ground out in front of that place looks like a poop emoji , as well as her sandwich. And, you two dopes, that building is not that old. We all know she toured St. Augustine, FL when mooching off the Kellers.

I thought it was Kathie Lee Gifford. At her current age / level of plastic surgery.

Weird that Nathan "spoiled" her...isn't marriage a partnership where they do things together? That restaurant is relatively nice, always crowded, and a little pricey. Also funny...the horse that is pulling that carriage is cropped out....guess Mama doesn't want the animal people jumping all over her about how hot that horse is......to be honest, that horse probably thinks the carriage is empty. Godly husband looks just like his oppressed sister Anna, pre-Invisalign, when the money wasn't flowing yet.

Well. I peeked on the Bringing Up Bates forum, and now know what Joshley must be doing in his free time. All the grown Bates girls are sex kittens, but Carlin (I even remembered her name) is the Kitty Queen. She posts pix of herself twirling her hair, spinning in dresses, posing in bed, wearing tight jeans, etc. I'm sure Joshley is having a blast following her on his phone....and can excuse it away that he's keeping up with his buddies, the Bates. That Joshley is sly. (tm Jessa) And he's probably pissed at JB for not waiting a few years to add Carlin to his Fundy Bride shopping cart.

This is so funny. "Literally" is the new teenage overused word. I know a family of kids who put a "literally" into every sentence. Sad thing is, Jana is far from her teen years...and she isn't doing anything that exciting or unbelievable.

Nothing wrong with this at all. Lots of parents have goals for their kids like this. Izzy may decide for himself whether to try for Pistol Pete or not. And who knows...Pistol Pete may become Peaceful Pete. Aaaaand....chiming in on Crayola Crayons.....they are NOT what they used to be. They're very waxy and the colors are NOT bright. No different than Roseart (probably made in the same place)....very disappointed in them. Have an older box of Crayolas and no comparison....

And everything from that Christina chick has bold grey and white tile everywhere and a tiled insert in the oversized shower stall. Her kid is now able to choose it for her in 5 seconds. Watch "Hometown" ....Erin uses lots of color and incorporates the owners' personalities and interests. Back to Lauren....she needs to do yoga to learn how to breathe. Or maybe she was one of the first carriers of Covid.

Not gonna click on this unless they decide to sing "Ice Ice Baby". And dance.

They should've worn these clothes for the wedding. They fit better and they look less like "Ed Grimley marries Karen Carpenter." I hope the sunglass excitement doesn't mean she's never had a pair....won't she be living in Florida? Those sunglasses look like a gift shop item, but still better than nothing. What do you bet Jill steals them as a memento of deceased Nurie?

Nah...she had Jared Leto on her wall...and told everyone it was Jesus.

((Lifelong Snoopy lover here. For no reason other than I like cute beagles.)) The Peanuts kids never listened to the adults. So...Yay??

....and wearing two shirts in August. Five more years and she will be a-courtin' ! Seven years to her own two babies! Yay!

Can you blame her? She wearing about 8 vintage aprons sewn together. She contemplating her life of servitude. Who is on the right , next to Anna? Is it her first MSlave? If so, she's beginning to smuggar (verb).

Or one of the "Designing Women" c. 1987. Poor bride. The dress needed those Princess Di sleeves removed. And her lifeless hair was at it's most lifeless. I'm all for weddings on a budget, but this one was just sad. Are they residing in FL? Just need to know so I can be on the lookout for Fundies in denim swimwear thrashing around. I think the groom really scored out of his league (if the Mommager manages to focus on selling off the next underfed heifer and leaves them alone). Hope she got to digest some food before puking her guts out from morning sickness.

This is directly copied from the kid of the Roloff with the red-headed wife. Or from the true source : Pinterest.

Nah. She's two. She just wants to get off that couch and go play.

Pete Campbell on MadMen.

LOL. This is funny. I doubt it. Remember, Joshley is "sly" (tm Jessa) and they're all proud of him for that.

But only the girls will be pushing it.

I never send photos of kids to people who don't have kids or grandkids. Two categories: 1. Sensitive because they were unable to have kids. 2. Don't like kids, so don't want to see pix.

That baby could be colorblind and never know it. (Girls are less likely to be colorblind. But when she learns colors, she will probably say , "Beige. Taupe. Tan. Khaki. Ivory. Cream. Almond. Sand."

Pee sticks are ready. I expect pregnancy announcements by next Saturday....both mother and daughter.

No one. Ever.

......and after some punch and cookies, we were screwing by noon.

Amy and Jill need to run into the restroom and switch outfits. The JKid on the beam looks like he just hung himself and no one noticed, ala Harold from Harold and Maude. Lolli's too busy posing in her double popsicle skirt, her legs being the two sticks.